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 some1whoisntme
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 Testicle hair falling out! 
#5231296 - 01/27/06 02:16 PM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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So I was in the shower today and my nuts itched and I scratched them and like 10 hairs fell out I was like WTF...that felt pretty good... so after I got out of the shower I sat down and pulled them all out, one by one, but it didn't hurt. they weren't even hard to pull out. I have a pretty bad cold... I wonder if that's why...
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 VoidOfsPg
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Wow that's disgusting and very strange at the same time.
I shave my sack anyway.
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Re: Testicle hair falling out! [Re: VoidOfsPg]
#5231322 - 01/27/06 02:21 PM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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There's nothing like a freshly shorn scrotum. It's quite breathtaking, really...
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Yeah but pulling them out doesn't seem like the best idea to me though
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mediman0078
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yea, i shave 'em too. wife likes it.
You might have a Candida Albicans infection of the jockal-groinish region... IOW, jock itch. The fungus can cause those exact symptoms... itchy, flaking off of skin and hairs, relieved when excoriated, then reoccurance.
Stop rubbing your balls in sweaty socks you find in the gym locker room.....  j/k, man, shit happens. 
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Quote:
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There's nothing like a freshly shorn scrotum. It's quite breathtaking, really...
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Le_Canard
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It's Bavarian Ball-Rot. Sounds like you got it bad. 
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i would be psyched
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eligal
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first its the testicle hair. then its the actual testicles
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Re: Testicle hair falling out! [Re: eligal]
#5231421 - 01/27/06 02:42 PM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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mediman0078
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Re: Testicle hair falling out! [Re: eligal]
#5231432 - 01/27/06 02:44 PM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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Bavarian Ball rot? 
THAT SUX!
I wouldn't laugh atcha if you were in my hospital, I promise....
but that Bavarian ball rot comment got me
I'm using that at work (ON THE CHART) next time I get a person with BAVARIAN BALL ROT.
Wheew.... shroomery has provided me with many laughs today...
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Re: Testicle hair falling out! [Re: mediman0078]
#5231493 - 01/27/06 02:56 PM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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haha, I can't believe this thread has 2 pages already... I don't think I have jock itch though, it wasn't like an abnormal amount of itching, just the 5-time-a-day-3-second nutsack scratch, I dunno, it was pretty weird... I hope my testicles don't fall off. However, they do look huge now. I bet if I hadn't broken up with my girlfriend a couple weeks ago, she'd put them in her mouth... maybe she still would... I could walk over to her house and ask.
"Hey, I pulled all my scrotal hair out, wanna put my balls in your mouth?"
Yeah. She might bite them off though.
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Edited by some1whoisntme (01/27/06 02:58 PM)
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Quote:
some1whoisntme said:
I bet if I hadn't broken up with my girlfriend a couple weeks ago, she'd put them in her mouth... maybe she still would... I could walk over to her house and ask.
"Hey, I pulled all my scrotal hair out, wanna put my balls in your mouth?"
Yeah. She might bite them off though.
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Re: Testicle hair falling out! [Re: DNKYD]
#5231527 - 01/27/06 03:00 PM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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Haha, I like how the guy in the background is holding up one finger...
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mediman0078
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WTF?!?! 
You'd stick 'em in her mouth anyways?
You do know you can give a disease named "Thrush" to people that way right?
It's all good, bro. Like I said, SHIT HAPPENS. Examine your balls CLOSELY. I'm not joking here... If you see anything abnormal DO NOT continue having sex with someone else. You can give them something seriously unpleasant!! ESPECIALLY WOMEN!
Now, I don't know WTF is up with your nutZ, BUT U KNOW, be careful!
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Re: Testicle hair falling out! [Re: mediman0078]
#5231603 - 01/27/06 03:15 PM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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haha yeah bro, don't worry about it. My nutZ look totally normal, and feel totally normal. I just spent like 10 minutes checking them out. 
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Oh, this girl I know, had a strep infection in her vagina and her skin was falling off. Maybe her boyfriend had bavarian ball rot and didn't tell her 
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mediman0078
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did you fuck her when those symptoms were present???!!!
You know what I'll say if you did.....
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Re: Testicle hair falling out! [Re: mediman0078]
#5231672 - 01/27/06 03:27 PM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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lol NO that's just fucking twisted, man!
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PEOPLE ARE TWISTED!!!
The WORST thing you can imagine HAS BEEN DONE ALREADY!
THAT'S WHAT IS SICK.
Again, no probs with the anal secks peeps... I understand. I just can't go there... it's not an option. My wife would divorce me if I rammed my dick up her ass without a good explaination as to how she'd benefit from me ramming her asshole.
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