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OfflineKurenchai
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my thoughts on anal sex
    #5225095 - 01/26/06 07:35 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

It's fucking disgusting. I had wanted to try anal for years, thought it was hot but...last night my partner and i gave it a try, and i was (and still am) absolutely disgusted. The smell was horrible, that definitely did some damage to my thoughts on anal...eeeewwwww. Never again.

It also made me realize how much i love pussy, so it's all good  :cool:


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Re: my thoughts on anal sex [Re: Kurenchai]
    #5225096 - 01/26/06 07:36 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

:lol:  At least you can say you tried.


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Re: my thoughts on anal sex [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5225100 - 01/26/06 07:38 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

did she manage to enjoy it?


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Re: my thoughts on anal sex [Re: Simisu]
    #5225120 - 01/26/06 07:48 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

fuck anal sex! save the female anus! by fucking her pussy's BRAINS OUT!

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OfflineKurenchai
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Re: my thoughts on anal sex [Re: Simisu]
    #5225123 - 01/26/06 07:49 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah, she actually enjoyed it and wants to try it again, but i let her know that it wasn't pleasing for me, in the least bit. I feel like i'm a better 'lover' now.

I don't see why people continue to have anal sex after trying it, it's gross, and an asshole is no tighter than a pussy...


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Re: my thoughts on anal sex [Re: Aninator]
    #5225129 - 01/26/06 07:50 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

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AniNator said:
fuck anal sex! save the female anus! by fucking her pussy's BRAINS OUT!




nuff said  :tongue:


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Re: my thoughts on anal sex [Re: Kurenchai]
    #5225144 - 01/26/06 07:56 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

well....... do it like pornstars do...
have her do an anema befor... no nasty smells and icky stuff on your cock! and i bet she can make that ass tighter then you'd like it to get...


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Re: my thoughts on anal sex [Re: Simisu]
    #5225181 - 01/26/06 08:24 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Did she rinse out at all before having anal sex?

whenever I have anal, I'll usualy slip off to 'clean up' abit before going at it.

Not everyone is dirty in their nether regions. The only time I've had a bad smell/thought it was 'gross', is if someone wasnt clean enough - but usually, its not a problem.

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Re: my thoughts on anal sex [Re: Simisu]
    #5225182 - 01/26/06 08:28 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

:lol:

that's funny, AND good to know... my wife asked a while back about doing that... I said I didn't want to wind up accidently packing a turd. I can totally see anal sex giving a guy a raging UTI too if no condom is used... fuck that... I don't like to pee fire.


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Re: my thoughts on anal sex [Re: Kurenchai]
    #5225346 - 01/26/06 09:46 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

if theres no grass on the field, play in the mud


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Re: my thoughts on anal sex [Re: eligal]
    #5225370 - 01/26/06 10:01 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

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eligal said:
if theres no grass on the field, play in the mud




:lol:


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Re: my thoughts on anal sex [Re: eligal]
    #5225375 - 01/26/06 10:03 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

She did take a shower beforehand and used the toilet, not enemas though. If i ever try it again, i'll make sure she uses at least 2 enemas.

I'm not going to think about sex any more today, i'm turning that side of me OFF!


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Re: my thoughts on anal sex [Re: Kurenchai]
    #5225408 - 01/26/06 10:15 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

yeah, anal sex is overrated and gross.

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Re: my thoughts on anal sex [Re: Vvellum]
    #5225622 - 01/26/06 11:21 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

I actually like anal sex. I've never had a problem, my partner has always been clean. I guess I'm lucky.

Anal sex doesn't feel better than normal sex, but it's more of a turn on to me. :grin:

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Re: my thoughts on anal sex [Re: Kurenchai]
    #5225629 - 01/26/06 11:24 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

:lol: It sounds like you found it to be a traumatic experience.

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Re: my thoughts on anal sex [Re: Kurenchai]
    #5225638 - 01/26/06 11:27 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

If a women ONLY has butt sex is she still a virgin?

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Re: my thoughts on anal sex [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #5225650 - 01/26/06 11:31 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Mary was only a virgin if you dont count anal sex


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Re: my thoughts on anal sex [Re: Kurenchai]
    #5225658 - 01/26/06 11:34 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Perhaps your partner needs more fiber. :grin:

Seriously, a healthy lower digestive tract should not be stinky or disgusting.

I find anal sex to be just as sexy and pleasurable as vaginal sex.  My partner finds it just as hot as I do.  :naughty:

Edited by Veritas (01/26/06 09:13 PM)

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Re: my thoughts on anal sex [Re: Kurenchai]
    #5225672 - 01/26/06 11:38 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

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Kurenchai said:
It's fucking disgusting. I had wanted to try anal for years, thought it was hot but...last night my partner and i gave it a try, and i was (and still am) absolutely disgusted. The smell was horrible, that definitely did some damage to my thoughts on anal...eeeewwwww. Never again.

It also made me realize how much i love pussy, so it's all good  :cool:




You and your partner are aware that she is supposed to "douche" her anal (not just the rim) before you do this right? If the inside hasnt been cleansed, of course it's going to smell unpleasant, because unpleasant fluids run out it all day.

Anal sex can be good if you do it right. I never have had the problem with my girl.  Just make sure she douches, im pretty sure that was the problem. Crazy things can happen when trying anything for the first time. LOL. Live and learn.


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Edited by GodsEntelechy (01/26/06 11:39 AM)

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Re: my thoughts on anal sex [Re: Akira]
    #5225683 - 01/26/06 11:40 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

LMAO douche is such a funny word. I dunno.


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