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OfflineChronoCopper
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Need help!! A MIRACLE! HELP
    #517658 - 01/11/02 05:28 PM (22 years, 9 months ago)

I am hella stoned off smoking some hash with my friends, and I have to goto work in about 40 minutes, how can I get unstoned!

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OfflineBoneyDragon
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Re: Need help!! A MIRACLE! HELP [Re: ChronoCopper]
    #517666 - 01/11/02 05:36 PM (22 years, 9 months ago)

You can't. You're fucked.

~BD

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OfflineGringoLoco
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Re: Need help!! A MIRACLE! HELP [Re: BoneyDragon]
    #517677 - 01/11/02 05:49 PM (22 years, 9 months ago)

I'm pretty stoned too and nothings gonna stop it. A buzzkiller like masturbating might help.


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Offlinetoo_many_weirdos
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Re: Need help!! A MIRACLE! HELP [Re: ChronoCopper]
    #517679 - 01/11/02 05:53 PM (22 years, 9 months ago)

Take a shower!
you'll be pretty damn sober after a good hot shower
yes yes.

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InvisibleRevelation
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Re: Need help!! A MIRACLE! HELP [Re: ChronoCopper]
    #518100 - 01/12/02 01:52 AM (22 years, 9 months ago)

Don't go to work. You'll have a damn horrible time.


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Invisibledk138
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Re: Need help!! A MIRACLE! HELP *DELETED* [Re: ChronoCopper]
    #518122 - 01/12/02 02:44 AM (22 years, 9 months ago)

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Re: Need help!! A MIRACLE! HELP [Re: dk138]
    #518457 - 01/12/02 12:02 PM (22 years, 9 months ago)

hahaha

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OfflineNextGenHippie
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Re: Need help!! A MIRACLE! HELP [Re: GringoLoco]
    #518490 - 01/12/02 12:45 PM (22 years, 9 months ago)

Masturbation dosen't kill stonedness.


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[pot]and think low and think high[pot]
[pot]Oh, the thinks you can think up if only you try[pot]
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Re: Need help!! A MIRACLE! HELP [Re: ChronoCopper]
    #518575 - 01/12/02 02:57 PM (22 years, 9 months ago)

kill someone in your family, and tell your work that there was a death in the family. then smoke down again before he police arrive. lol . dude just mellow out a little. when ever i drive my car it sobers me up like a mother fucker. i gaurentee that by the time forty minutes and a nice drive go by, youll be set to work. no prob at all. even with hash.


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Invisiblesuperpimp
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Re: Need help!! A MIRACLE! HELP [Re: ChronoCopper]
    #518581 - 01/12/02 03:09 PM (22 years, 9 months ago)

On your way into work, make sure you get pulled over by a cop. That'll sober you right up!

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Offlineegolesss
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Re: Need help!! A MIRACLE! HELP [Re: ChronoCopper]
    #518592 - 01/12/02 03:27 PM (22 years, 9 months ago)

So, your the guy in the commercials who irresponsibly smokes with his friends and then drops out of school and loses his job.....You better fly right Johnny!!!


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InvisibleWereraven
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Re: Need help!! A MIRACLE! HELP [Re: egolesss]
    #519579 - 01/13/02 03:28 PM (22 years, 9 months ago)

I know it's a bit late, but the one thing that I've found can
get me clear-headed really fast is puking. No joke.

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