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Offlinexshadowmage666x
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Le_Canard]
    #8310092 - 04/21/08 10:30 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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ToiletDuk said:
I imagine overdosing on some benzos would be pretty painless too.




My thoughts exactly!:awesome:


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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: xshadowmage666x]
    #8348759 - 05/01/08 07:53 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Firstly drug overdoses would be really difficult you'd have to use the perfect mix and if you stuffed up even slightly you'd spend days dying. We had a kid in the hospital who'd OD on pain killers and it took him three days to die and we couldn't give him anything for the pain. Bleeding gut, toxic liver, vomiting bile.
Starvation would suck, your stomach begins to produce such heavy stomach acids that it dissolves itself. thats why starving kids have bloated stomachs.
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? *DELETED* [Re: livynitup]
    #8348795 - 05/01/08 08:22 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: poke smot!]
    #8349018 - 05/01/08 10:17 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

id smoke so much salvia id no longer have a body to return to then if i still had enough mental capacity id sky dive

one big mess for someone to clean up tho lol

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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: theuser]
    #8349023 - 05/01/08 10:22 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

carbon dioxide or nitrous.

Edited by druqs (05/01/08 10:23 AM)

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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Konyap]
    #8349149 - 05/01/08 11:10 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

:awesome:
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aiyobro said:
id smoke so much salvia id no longer have a body to return to then if i still had enough mental capacity id sky dive

one big mess for someone to clean up tho lol





now thats inventive!


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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: MXNR]
    #8349239 - 05/01/08 11:38 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

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MXNR said:
I suppose bringing a being into existence without getting consent from that being first is rather selfish as well. You just assume the being will enjoy it/that the world is not total shit. I would see suicide as being a leveling event.




QFT. And on a note of all the posts saying opiate OD, I was under the impression that if you took large of a dose of an opiate, you'd feel predominantly nausea and unpleasant side effects over any potential high, as the drug reacts differently with your opioid receptors past a certain saturation point.


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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: deCypher]
    #8349280 - 05/01/08 11:46 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

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The Cypher said:
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MXNR said:
I suppose bringing a being into existence without getting consent from that being first is rather selfish as well. You just assume the being will enjoy it/that the world is not total shit. I would see suicide as being a leveling event.




QFT. And on a note of all the posts saying opiate OD, I was under the impression that if you took large of a dose of an opiate, you'd feel predominantly nausea and unpleasant side effects over any potential high, as the drug reacts differently with your opioid receptors past a certain saturation point.



grateful dead?

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Re: Choose this method [Re: Boots]
    #8349418 - 05/01/08 12:16 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

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Boots said:
If I was a multi-billionaire and wanted to commit suicide, here's how I'd do it.


Pay NASA to fly me into space the farthest away from Jupiter the space shuttle could be with out getting sucked in. Then, I'd exit the space shuttle in an space suit and let Jupiter's gravity pull me in and crush me.





i dont know if they would do that, plus its a really long trip to jupiter. if i were a billionaire and wanted to kill myself quickly i would pay a country to set off an atomic bomb, and id be sitting on it when it went off.... you would feel nothing


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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Konyap]
    #8350076 - 05/01/08 02:39 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

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aiyobro said: grateful dead?




What about 'em?


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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: MXNR]
    #8351696 - 05/01/08 10:04 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

I really fail to see how it matters how painful/painless your death is. When you die you either A: Go off to some other dimension, B: Cease to exist entirely, or X: Something else I haven't thought of.

Either way, why worry about how or when you are going to die. That's time better spent thinking about how you're going to live your life while you're still here IMO...

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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Ylluks]
    #8351818 - 05/01/08 10:36 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

What the fuck? This thread has 22,387 views? :rofl: Damn son.

(edit) Oh, I just realized this thread started in 2006.  Guess that's not as crazy as I thought.

Edited by Ylluks (05/01/08 10:39 PM)

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Re: Choose this method [Re: Boots]
    #8351967 - 05/01/08 11:18 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

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Boots said:
If I was a multi-billionaire and wanted to commit suicide, here's how I'd do it.


Pay NASA to fly me into space the farthest away from Jupiter the space shuttle could be with out getting sucked in. Then, I'd exit the space shuttle in an space suit and let Jupiter's gravity pull me in and crush me.




Lol that is a trippy way to die.

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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: AKSE]
    #8351981 - 05/01/08 11:21 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

heroin, heroin, heroin, heroin, heroin, heroin, heroin, heroin, heroin, heroin, heroin, heroin, heroin, heroin, heroin, heroin, heroin, heroin, heroin, heroin, heroin, heroin, heroin, heroin, heroin, heroin, heroin, heroin, heroin, heroin,


heroin!


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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: MarioTrip]
    #8352232 - 05/02/08 01:04 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

I hear when you jump off a building you die before you hit the ground, of shock. or at least black out before you hit.. possiblly have an intense dmt trip from it being released from knowing you're going to die?

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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Limes]
    #8352794 - 05/02/08 07:17 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Id go LSD or DMT overdose, id leave this plane... from another plane.

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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: DimensionX]
    #8352823 - 05/02/08 07:40 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

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Ancient Japanese samurai suicide really change my opinion on what humans are capable of doing. They didn't just just stab themselves in the stomach. They drove the sword in, then cut a giant square right through their stomach. Then sometimes they would write poetry in their own blood as the died.




they also had a 'second', someone there to take their head if the pain was too unbearable and it looked like they'd look disgraceful

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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #8352834 - 05/02/08 07:46 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

What a bizarre culture. Thus spawned the most depraved porn known to man.(Unfortunately)


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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: notapillow]
    #8389347 - 05/11/08 02:39 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

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notapillow said:
N2O-tottaly painless
not only that
utterly blissfull :tripping:
that or skkydiving with no parachute
or some awsome combination of the 2 :Mr.t:





I've actually heard about this poor fool who jumped out of a plane and the parachute didn't work...something like 14,000 feet, and the poor bastard LIVED!!! Smashed into the ground, bounced like 6 feet into the air, and broke God only knows how many bones, and lived...
How much would that suck? I'd rather look like a inkblot test on the asphalt than survive that shit...despite how hardcore that is...I mean...Fuck...

I'd hold off on suicide...I'm still hoping a meteorite comes burning down and strikes me dead in the street...thats the way to go, for real...think about the chances of that? I fate not soon forgot! People for years would be saying "...God in Hell, what did he do?!?!God smote the Bejesus out of him!!!"
You'd have to curbstomp Jesus to deserve some shit like that.

...but if it cames down to suicide...I'd have to say overdose is probably one of the most painless (depending what you decide to 0D on, for instance...is it possible to OD on laxatives? I can't imagine that would be painless...)

I heard after a decapitation, the brain can live on for up to something like 30 seconds? You could show someone their own headless, twitching body...but that would be the most heinous 30 seconds of life EVER...anyone else heard this before?
If it were true it would be one reason why my vote for most hardcore suicide would be Hara Kiri...you'd just have to have a good friend nearby, haha, and any friend who is willing to help you commit Hara Kiri is a true friend.


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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Wanderlust]
    #8494973 - 06/07/08 01:01 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

i noticed that no one have mentioned "starve to death" wouldn't this be a good idea ?
if you are to cowardly to do anything drastic, wouldn't it be ideal to just sit on your sofa and starve for a couple of days ?

or maybe take a bunch of sleeping pills while you sit there ?
would that work ?

Edited by axxls (06/07/08 01:33 AM)

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