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    #5163499 - 01/10/06 04:40 PM (18 years, 21 days ago)

Once upon a time a duck flew into an electrical grid and ants ate for weeks.

I'm not cutting my fucking hair.


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Re: Long Hair vs. Job [Re: Shroomism]
    #5163512 - 01/10/06 04:43 PM (18 years, 21 days ago)

get a number one crop all over, then see if he likes you with a hair cut!

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Re: Long Hair vs. Job [Re: Shroomism]
    #5163523 - 01/10/06 04:45 PM (18 years, 21 days ago)

I'm hoping that a college degree will help compensate for my long hair in the job market.


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Re: Long Hair vs. Job [Re: Shroomism]
    #5163524 - 01/10/06 04:45 PM (18 years, 21 days ago)

my hair's about down to my shoulders now, and i'm aiming for mid-back.

fuck that dude.

i know what you mean about being attached to hair.
i'd feel completely naked with short hair.

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Re: Long Hair vs. Job [Re: Shroomism]
    #5163529 - 01/10/06 04:45 PM (18 years, 21 days ago)



:lol: my old boss allways gave me shit about my hair. I havent cut it in like 3 years.

i just got a job a guitar center though, so i dont have to worry about it all that much now.


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Re: Long Hair vs. Job [Re: Shroomism]
    #5163532 - 01/10/06 04:46 PM (18 years, 21 days ago)

Damn man, messed up situation, I say stick to your guns. I was once told to shave a beard if I wanted to get the job, I said no thanks. I dont change for anyone :sun:


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Re: Long Hair vs. Job [Re: LuciferSam]
    #5163538 - 01/10/06 04:47 PM (18 years, 21 days ago)

Ok even thought this is so cliche I have to say it .... Fuck the Man.


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Re: Long Hair vs. Job [Re: Shroomism]
    #5163550 - 01/10/06 04:49 PM (18 years, 21 days ago)

there's a song by crosby stills and nash about almost cutting their hair.

I suggest you look at the legalities of this so called contract. For something like this, I think there has to be a witness.

and what does long hair have to do with spirituality if everything is everything? what good are attachments? I don't think he can fire you for having long hair, or even because of the contract. that's illegal (or at least it should be)


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Re: Long Hair vs. Job [Re: Shroomism]
    #5163555 - 01/10/06 04:50 PM (18 years, 21 days ago)

Free Sushi .

Hell , I'm a girl and I might cut my hair for that , lol .

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Re: Long Hair vs. Job [Re: HippieChick]
    #5163564 - 01/10/06 04:51 PM (18 years, 21 days ago)

Sushi is Amazing. I love it.


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Re: Long Hair vs. Job [Re: Kerr]
    #5163579 - 01/10/06 04:53 PM (18 years, 21 days ago)

No way in hell can I shave for the rest of my life. It's a giant pain in my ass. I'll humor him for now.. but we've reached a sort of compromise.. I just keep it trimmed and neat.. can still sport some sideburns and a goatee.. just not a full out bushy beard. Plus, I have hair growing all the way down my neck.. to my adam's apple.. and the more I shave it the worse it gets. I looked kind of normal.. but the more I shave it I bet I'll eventually have some kind of thick bush growing out of my neck and then I will be forced to shave forever. Fuck that. So I only shave maybe once a week, tops.. and it takes me like 30 seconds.

But yeah man I am totally sticking to my guns.

He's even a christian. I should use the whole jesus had long hair trick.


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Re: Long Hair vs. Job [Re: Shroomism]
    #5163584 - 01/10/06 04:53 PM (18 years, 21 days ago)

you all need a damn hair cut!

short hair is where it's at - play the Man at his own game....

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Re: Long Hair vs. Job [Re: Shroomism]
    #5163586 - 01/10/06 04:54 PM (18 years, 21 days ago)

That's fucked up. I dunno what to say man, maybe try a wig? That may fool him for a few days, and after that he won't think to look so you can just wear a bandana.

I completely understand where you're coming from with the hair, but I'm not sure...make certain that your hair is valuable enough to you that you'd risk an excellent job over it. I don't know him that well, but he doesn't strike me as the kind of person who'd joke around like that. Plus you did sign the contract.

It's a tough one, I agree.


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Re: Long Hair vs. Job [Re: Shroomism]
    #5163600 - 01/10/06 04:57 PM (18 years, 21 days ago)

Once my hair gets long enough to get into my eyes I can't stand it anymore. I don't know how all you damn hippies do it.


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Re: Long Hair vs. Job [Re: Shroomism]
    #5163604 - 01/10/06 04:57 PM (18 years, 21 days ago)

Just trim it to shoulder-length hair. Balanced compromise; you still have long hair, and your boss is happier.



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Re: Long Hair vs. Job [Re: HippieChick]
    #5163619 - 01/10/06 05:00 PM (18 years, 21 days ago)

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Free Sushi
Hell , I'm a girl and I might cut my hair for that , lol .






Yeah.. but I bet your hair grows back, and fast.
Most peoples hair grows fast. Mine grows slow as shit, or not at all.
If my hair grew properly, it should have been to my ass by now.. I havent gotten a haircut in about 6 years. I have very, very, very thin hair. Very fine.. like the smallest strands of silk. I'll probably be bald in 5 years. I want to enjoy my long hair while I have it.


Kaiowas... it wasn't a legal binding contract... it was just a piece of paper I wrote on saying "If late this week adela can cut my hair", and with my signature. I only did it to humor him because there is no way in fuck I would ever actually follow through with something like that. And I took extra precautions to make sure I wouldn't be late.. but fate in the form of a careless bitch stepped in. And it was a fucking technicality.. I was 5 minutes late because I slammed into some bitches car on my way to work. There were no clauses, or rules, or lawyers.. it's a scrap of paper with my handwriting scribbled on it... but for all I know that is a legal binding contract. But it's not like he can prove I was late, or it would ever go beyond me and him and the other employees. I honestly don't think he will fire me. He loves everything I do for him, except not cutting my hair.. that's the only thing he can complain about. But it's not like I'm not going to take him seriously..


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Re: Long Hair vs. Job [Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
    #5163622 - 01/10/06 05:01 PM (18 years, 21 days ago)

heh
i just got a haircut today :smile:


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Re: Long Hair vs. Job [Re: Shroomism]
    #5163641 - 01/10/06 05:05 PM (18 years, 21 days ago)

A contract is a contract. Even if it wasn't legal you were giving your word. You signed it, you were late, now you should fulfill your end of the bargain. What if you were on time all week and he made up an excuse not to give you your raise? I'm sure you would be pissed.

That being said, I don't think cutting your hair should be such a big deal to him. He hired you like that, so you should get to keep it.


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Re: Long Hair vs. Job [Re: notapillow]
    #5163643 - 01/10/06 05:05 PM (18 years, 21 days ago)

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notapillow said:
heh
i just got a haircut today :smile:




pseudo-hippy!!!!!!!!!  :laugh:


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Annnnnnd I had a light saber and my friend was there and I said "you look like an indian" and he said "you look like satan" and he found a stick and a rock and he named the rock ooga booga and he named the stick Stick and we both thought that was pretty funny. We got eaten alive by mosquitos but didn't notice til the next day. I stepped on some glass while wading in the swamp and cut my foot open, didn't bother me til the next day either....yeah it was a good time, ended the night by buying some liquor for minors and drinking nips and going to he diner and eating chicken fingers, and then I went home and went to bed.


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Re: Long Hair vs. Job [Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
    #5163655 - 01/10/06 05:07 PM (18 years, 21 days ago)

It basically is shoulder length, man.

Couple of years ago:


Now:


I actually think it's gotten shorter.


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