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CaRnAgECaNdY
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The things I've learned
#5161307 - 01/10/06 01:50 AM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in...
I've learned that one good turn gets most of the blankets.
I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just jackasses.
I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.
I've learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think.
I've learned that depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
I've learned that it is not what you wear; it is how you take it off.
I've learned to not sweat the petty things, and not pet the sweaty things.
I've learned age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
I've learned that I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it
I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we arecelebrities.
I've learned that artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working in your house, one of your kids did it
I've learned that there is a fine line between genius and insanity.
I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away. And the real pains in the ass are permanent.
-------------------- The secret to being funny is to say smart things stupidly, or is it stupid things smartly? Whatever..it's not rocket surgery...or something like that.
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Re: The things I've learned [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
#5161315 - 01/10/06 01:58 AM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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Haha that was great. Valuable lessons in life indeed. Especially this one:
"I've learned to not sweat the petty things, and not pet the sweaty things"
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sui
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Re: The things I've learned [Re: Blek]
#5161338 - 01/10/06 02:20 AM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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i learned, shit happens, no matter what you do.
i learned, if you care about someone show it.
i learned, Datura is not a toy.
i learned, pain makes the most beautiful music.
i learned, everything must come to an end.
i learned, sometimes the people you care about most, will stab you in the back.
i learned, that you cant live in a fantasy world
i learned, 5 e-pills over a 12 hour period starting with around 26 hours no sleep is a bad idea.
i learned, guitar strings allways break right when your "in it"
i learned, life will never cease to amaze you.
i learned, that i let the best thing in my life get away from me, and to never let it happen again.
i learned, sometimes you just gotta wait and see.
i learned, that you have to know when to just "wait and see"
i learned, music is the universal language.
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Re: The things I've learned [Re: sui]
#5161343 - 01/10/06 02:23 AM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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I learn3d to r3ed
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CaRnAgECaNdY
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Re: The things I've learned [Re: sui]
#5161352 - 01/10/06 02:33 AM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
suimush said: i learned, shit happens, no matter what you do.
i learned, if you care about someone show it.
i learned, Datura is not a toy.
i learned, pain makes the most beautiful music.
i learned, everything must come to an end.
i learned, sometimes the people you care about most, will stab you in the back.
i learned, that you cant live in a fantasy world
i learned, 5 e-pills over a 12 hour period starting with around 26 hours no sleep is a bad idea.
i learned, guitar strings allways break right when your "in it"
i learned, life will never cease to amaze you.
i learned, that i let the best thing in my life get away from me, and to never let it happen again.
i learned, sometimes you just gotta wait and see.
i learned, that you have to know when to just "wait and see"
i learned, music is the universal language.
-------------------- The secret to being funny is to say smart things stupidly, or is it stupid things smartly? Whatever..it's not rocket surgery...or something like that.
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sui
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Re: The things I've learned [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
#5161367 - 01/10/06 02:40 AM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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The topic was perfect for the mood im in. Im comin down off of a trip and was thinking about this when i read your thread. I refreshed and it was there, like you read my mind
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Re: The things I've learned [Re: sui]
#5161397 - 01/10/06 02:55 AM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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i've learned that i'm a fucking asshole.
and part of me likes it.
most of me doesn't.
maybe all of me,
shouldn't.
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CaRnAgECaNdY
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Re: The things I've learned [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
#5161729 - 01/10/06 06:55 AM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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I've learned that I'm addicted to a place I wouldn't want to live without.
The Shroomery
I'm off to work. See you tonight!
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Re: The things I've learned [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
#5161784 - 01/10/06 08:14 AM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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That was deep.
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Re: The things I've learned [Re: sui]
#5161814 - 01/10/06 08:27 AM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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Great and very true thread. I can relate to all of them.
Quote:
suimush said: i learned, guitar strings allways break right when your "in it"
Usually just the G.
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Re: The things I've learned [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
#5161837 - 01/10/06 08:35 AM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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Desiree said: I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.
Damn that's SOOOOO TRUE!
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sui
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Re: The things I've learned [Re: Brakkie]
#5163857 - 01/10/06 05:47 PM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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bump.
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Re: The things I've learned [Re: sui]
#5164000 - 01/10/06 06:22 PM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
suimush said:
i learned, guitar strings allways break right when your "in it"
ain't that the truth
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kingofthemtn151
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Re: The things I've learned [Re: Noviseer]
#5164010 - 01/10/06 06:27 PM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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fucking a'right dawgy
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CaRnAgECaNdY
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kingofthemtn151
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Re: The things I've learned [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
#5164346 - 01/10/06 07:58 PM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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i've learned its who you are that is what you will learn, not what you will learn is who you are
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kingofthemtn151
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dammit i meant i've learned its who you are, is what you will learn, but not all you have learned is who you are
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Jadian
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Either way you phrase it, that makes no freaking sense to me.
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Shroomism
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Re: The things I've learned [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
#5164392 - 01/10/06 08:11 PM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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I've learned not to take shit too seriously.. or your head will fucking explode
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Jadian
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Re: The things I've learned [Re: Shroomism]
#5164409 - 01/10/06 08:14 PM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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You don't take shit too seriously...
I don't take anything seriously.
So if anything, my head might implode.
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Shroomism
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Re: The things I've learned [Re: Jadian]
#5164449 - 01/10/06 08:29 PM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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That would be pretty cool to watch. We should film it.. I bet we would get rich!
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Jadian
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Re: The things I've learned [Re: Shroomism]
#5164487 - 01/10/06 08:39 PM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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Alright, but I want half the money!
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Shroomism
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Re: The things I've learned [Re: Jadian]
#5164491 - 01/10/06 08:40 PM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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Not fair! 90% take it or leave it
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Jadian
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Re: The things I've learned [Re: Shroomism]
#5164505 - 01/10/06 08:43 PM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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Okay, but I want the money up front!
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Jadian
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Re: The things I've learned [Re: Jadian]
#5164516 - 01/10/06 08:46 PM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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Ugh, I just learned not to eat luke-warm shrimp burritos from a company I've never heard of.
I'll be back in 20 minutes or so (If I'm lucky)
better make it 30, I think it's coming from both ends now!
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Edited by Jadian (01/10/06 08:47 PM)
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CaRnAgECaNdY
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Re: The things I've learned [Re: Jadian]
#5166088 - 01/11/06 02:42 AM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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Gross.
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Re: The things I've learned [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
#5166106 - 01/11/06 02:51 AM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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hehe nice things learned
I've probably only learned one thing in the past while...I'm just as crazy as everyone else.
I've also learned to check the salt shaker in a restaurant before use
I've learned that being stoned + an industrial air pressure stapler = not good things
I've learned pizza pops give me heartburn
I've learned that experiencing lust before love is a must for the love to work
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