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InvisibleMOTH
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An asteroid's coming to hit Earth in a day, what's your last move?
    #5150614 - 01/07/06 12:46 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)

So they discovered an asteroid is going to smash against Earth. They tried to keep it a secret, but we can see it lowering itself, larger and larger, through our atmosphere. They're putting on a brave front, of course, but it's pretty well assumed that we're doomed.

What is your next/possibly last move in life?

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Re: An asteroid's coming to hit Earth in a day, what's your last move? [Re: MOTH]
    #5150625 - 01/07/06 12:48 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)

I'll be honest - I have no fucking clue. :crazy:


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-Erik Davis

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Re: An asteroid's coming to hit Earth in a day, what's your last move? [Re: MOTH]
    #5150626 - 01/07/06 12:48 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)

Drop a sheet of acid. Or even better a thumbprint.


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Re: An asteroid's coming to hit Earth in a day, what's your last move? [Re: MOTH]
    #5150628 - 01/07/06 12:48 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)

Go on a killing spree.

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Re: An asteroid's coming to hit Earth in a day, what's your last move? [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5150659 - 01/07/06 12:53 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)

Me either.  I wonder if I'd try to "keep the routine" so I wouldn't think about it, or go take some shrooms and contemplate the ending of my life. 

DYING BY AN ASTEROID + TRIPPING ON SHROOMS = KILLER!  :smile:

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Re: An asteroid's coming to hit Earth in a day, what's your last move? [Re: MOTH]
    #5150668 - 01/07/06 12:54 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)

Yeah, at first I was like "No, I won't say anything about drugs.."

But hell, I'd walk over to the freezer, call up my friends, and say "who's eating acid with me?" And go out to a field somewhere.


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-Erik Davis

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Re: An asteroid's coming to hit Earth in a day, what's your last move? [Re: MOTH]
    #5150670 - 01/07/06 12:55 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)

Id drop atleast part of my stash of lsd and start rolling up herb and looking for bitches to fuck!


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Re: An asteroid's coming to hit Earth in a day, what's your last move? [Re: MOTH]
    #5150683 - 01/07/06 12:56 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)

I'd go steal 10 hits of acid from my buddy, fuck the hell out of my girlfriend, and then we'd trip out together until it ended.


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Re: An asteroid's coming to hit Earth in a day, what's your last move? [Re: MOTH]
    #5150701 - 01/07/06 12:59 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)

Uhh.. I guess.. my last move is to die in the least embarrassing way possible. Without shitting my pants.

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Re: An asteroid's coming to hit Earth in a day, what's your last move? [Re: MOTH]
    #5150709 - 01/07/06 01:00 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)

I'd drop some acid, have crazy sex, and wait to die.


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Re: An asteroid's coming to hit Earth in a day, what's your last move? [Re: Liz]
    #5150715 - 01/07/06 01:01 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)

I might want to be in the middle of sex, or at least have my dick inside her, when the asteroid actually hits. Eyes closed just holding each other while the world collapses around us. Heavy.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: An asteroid's coming to hit Earth in a day, what's your last move? [Re: MOTH]
    #5150717 - 01/07/06 01:02 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)

I'd be posting on the Shroomery...and you know all of you would be too.

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Re: An asteroid's coming to hit Earth in a day, what's your last move? [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5150726 - 01/07/06 01:03 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

OneMoreRobot3021 said:
I might want to be in the middle of sex, or at least have my dick inside her, when the asteroid actually hits. Eyes closed just holding each other while the world collapses around us. Heavy.




Yeah, my girlfriend and I might have a few intimate moments before the end. She's pictured prominently in my signature.

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Re: An asteroid's coming to hit Earth in a day, what's your last move? [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5150727 - 01/07/06 01:03 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)

Hahaha.


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-Erik Davis

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Re: An asteroid's coming to hit Earth in a day, what's your last move? [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5150730 - 01/07/06 01:04 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)

I disagree.  I would want to have had an orgams already.  No use dying frustrated  :tongue:

And Randall...you make me laugh so much :lol:


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Remember, remember the fifth of November
The gunpowder treason and plot.
I see no reason why gunpowder treason
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Re: An asteroid's coming to hit Earth in a day, what's your last move? [Re: Liz]
    #5150745 - 01/07/06 01:06 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)

I'd want to blast the song "Why Don't We Do It in the Road?" by the Beatles and do just that. :lol: As long as no looting vagrants try to join in!


Yeah i guess it's easy to forget that 90 percent of people willpanic and start killing and beating each other...seriously.  It would actually be one of the worst acid trips ever.


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-Erik Davis

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Re: An asteroid's coming to hit Earth in a day, what's your last move? [Re: baraka]
    #5150756 - 01/07/06 01:08 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)

Word. I would be rolling the phattest blunts. I would start smoking cigarettes, cocaine, heroin, meth, PCP, and whatever else I could get.

I would also try to skewer mad cantaloupe


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Re: An asteroid's coming to hit Earth in a day, what's your last move? [Re: InjectTruth]
    #5150764 - 01/07/06 01:11 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)

There's a few other things that have come to mind -

I would try to make my way to the white house, and if possible, spit in Bush's face. Just because what the fuck are they going to do? I'd be the least of their concerns.

I would also try some crazy ass drugs that I wouldn't otherwise try.

I'm sure I'll think of more dumb things in a few minutes.


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Remember, remember the fifth of November
The gunpowder treason and plot.
I see no reason why gunpowder treason
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Re: An asteroid's coming to hit Earth in a day, what's your last move? [Re: Liz]
    #5150773 - 01/07/06 01:12 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)

Bush would be in some really secure bunker somewhere, before they even announce it to the rest of us that an asteroid is coming.  But it's the thought that counts. :flowers:

I would spend all my money, just for the hell of it.  On anything.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: An asteroid's coming to hit Earth in a day, what's your last move? [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5150778 - 01/07/06 01:13 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

RandalFlagg said:
I'd be posting on the Shroomery...and you know all of you would be too.




Damn...you're right. .

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