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FugaziGuy
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What's a safe way to travel with shrooms in the car?
#5116605 - 12/28/05 07:57 PM (18 years, 3 months ago) |
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I think the subject line pretty much says it all, but; I can elaborate a little more. A friend of a friend wants to take about an oz or so with him on vacation. He's only going to take mushrooms with him.
What's the safest way for him to do this?
Can "drug dogs" smell mushrooms?
Can a cop search your trunk without a search warrant?
How should my friend hide the mushrooms in his trunk, without it being too obvious that he's doing it? (He doesn't want his neighbors to see him stuff a bag of mushrooms under the spare tire.)
My friend will not speed, he won't wear a tie dyed grateful dead t-shirt, he won't drive erractically, his car won't smell like pot, and he'll try not to look to suspicious. What else should he consider?
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Re: What's a safe way to travel with shrooms in the car? [Re: FugaziGuy]
#5116732 - 12/28/05 08:31 PM (18 years, 3 months ago) |
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in the trunk, in a locked breif case.
now if you want to get techincal, take somthingi that weighs an ounce andn mail it to yourself with no return adress in a manilla envilope. the kind that can be licked closed or tabbed closed. only use the tab to close it and drop it in a public mailbox a town over.
when it arrives take out whatever you had in there and put in the shrooms. Make sure that there arent any prints on the bag, or on the inside of the envelope.
Then seal it shut, DONT LICK IT, use a sponge, licking it will have your dna on it.
now you have a sealed envelope that you have never opened, that can not be opened without a FEDERAL warrant. and to top it all off if your prints arent on the bag o shrooms, or on the inside of the envelope you can claim that you never opened it. Make sure you have other mail from that same day in the brief case.
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Re: What's a safe way to travel with shrooms in the car? [Re: ZippoZ]
#5116747 - 12/28/05 08:33 PM (18 years, 3 months ago) |
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Elaborate but brilliant.
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Re: What's a safe way to travel with shrooms in the car? [Re: Androctonus]
#5116829 - 12/28/05 08:56 PM (18 years, 3 months ago) |
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Zippoz. . . . that was a really (I don't even know what word to use hear, but I'll try) profound idea.
That sounds like the plan my man. But, there's only one problem with it. . . How do you mail something that weighs an ounce? Wouldn't my friend have to buy one of thoose padded envelopes from usps to do that? Or could he do that with just a load of extra stamps?
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Re: What's a safe way to travel with shrooms in the car? [Re: ZippoZ]
#5116943 - 12/28/05 09:21 PM (18 years, 3 months ago) |
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that envelope stuff is clever, but while it may get you out of trouble, it won't be until after you've been arrested, possibly spent time locked up waiting to get bailed out, made court appearances, and paid attorney's fees. it might not work anyway. plus it's a hassle.
here's a better idea:
take the mushrooms, grind them into a powder, and mix into some sort of food product (other than homemade chocolates). it will probably never be found that way.
you could of course combine this with the mail suggestion, but i don't see the point.
drug dogs can be trained to smell psilocybin mushrooms, but almost never are.
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Re: What's a safe way to travel with shrooms in the car? [Re: wilshire]
#5117021 - 12/28/05 09:37 PM (18 years, 3 months ago) |
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Grinding them into food is also a good idea. But, if my friend was busted with a bowl full of hamburger helper with shrooms in it, he'd still be busted.
I would feel safer with my friend doing the envelope thing. He's a smart guy and him having a brief case full of mail in his trunk wouldn't look suspicious.
Thanks for the input though.
Side Note - Zippoz, I checked out your glass thread the other day and that's some pretty neat stuff you've got. I've never done any glass work but I've been craving bowls out of wood for years. (Along with building bowls and giant bongs with pvc and other plumbing supplies). I really like thoose chillums you did.
Edited by FugaziGuy (12/28/05 09:40 PM)
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Re: What's a safe way to travel with shrooms in the car? [Re: FugaziGuy]
#5117136 - 12/28/05 10:13 PM (18 years, 3 months ago) |
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what would ever possess the cops to do a chemical analysis of your friend's hamburger helper? it's far more likely that they'd be discovered if they were kept whole and hidden in a breifcase in the trunk.
if he gets into a bad accident, his car is stolen, or he gets searched by the police.... they're gonna find the mushrooms, and they're gonna know exactly what they are, because they're sitting right there in their full glory. maybe having them locked away, and sealed in a "you can't prove i knew what it was" container will help (and maybe it won't), but only after a long, expensive, legal process. criminal charges are a HUGE pain in the ass, even if you win.
it's better that they never be discovered in the first place, and the best way to do that is to hide them in food, amongst other food products. here they will be undetectable to all but a sophisticated chemical analysis, and almost certainly overlooked in any event.
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Re: What's a safe way to travel with shrooms in the car? [Re: wilshire]
#5118506 - 12/29/05 10:44 AM (18 years, 3 months ago) |
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wilshire said: what would ever possess the cops to do a chemical analysis of your friend's hamburger helper? it's far more likely that they'd be discovered if they were kept whole and hidden in a breifcase in the trunk.
if he gets into a bad accident, his car is stolen, or he gets searched by the police.... they're gonna find the mushrooms, and they're gonna know exactly what they are, because they're sitting right there in their full glory. maybe having them locked away, and sealed in a "you can't prove i knew what it was" container will help (and maybe it won't), but only after a long, expensive, legal process. criminal charges are a HUGE pain in the ass, even if you win.
it's better that they never be discovered in the first place, and the best way to do that is to hide them in food, amongst other food products. here they will be undetectable to all but a sophisticated chemical analysis, and almost certainly overlooked in any event.
Gonna have to agree. I would hide them in the bottom of the travel cooler, amongst a lot of other food. You could even hide 'em in an apparently unopened package of food if you're a little creative and crafty.
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Re: What's a safe way to travel with shrooms in the car? [Re: JacquesCousteau]
#5119719 - 12/29/05 05:25 PM (18 years, 3 months ago) |
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very awesome ideas right here
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Re: What's a safe way to travel with shrooms in the car? [Re: ShroomArtist84]
#5120172 - 12/29/05 07:24 PM (18 years, 3 months ago) |
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that gives me a new idea. I am gonna make hamburger helper with some shrooms.
I hope it tastes good.
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Re: What's a safe way to travel with shrooms in the car? [Re: Liquidkick]
#5120765 - 12/29/05 10:35 PM (18 years, 3 months ago) |
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Thanks for all the help guys.
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Re: What's a safe way to travel with shrooms in the car? [Re: FugaziGuy]
#24867478 - 12/25/17 10:36 AM (6 years, 3 months ago) |
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Seal the bag well and put them in the top of your windshield wiper fluid reservoir.
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Re: What's a safe way to travel with shrooms in the car? [Re: ZimZamGoinHam6]
#24868058 - 12/25/17 04:28 PM (6 years, 3 months ago) |
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Grind them, cap them, and put them in an empty echinacea supplement bottle. Pack those along with some aspirin and vitamin D in your duffel bag, and put the whole thing in your trunk as you leave.
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Re: What's a safe way to travel with shrooms in the car? [Re: Bacchus]
#24870695 - 12/27/17 12:03 AM (6 years, 3 months ago) |
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Grinded up and cooked into something like chocolates or whatever or grinded up and put in capsules mixed in with legal substance pills that look just like it supplements or vitamins whatever.
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Re: What's a safe way to travel with shrooms in the car? [Re: tdubz] 1
#24871750 - 12/27/17 03:31 PM (6 years, 2 months ago) |
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When I travel with anything I make sure to be well groomed and dressed in what I consider "nice casual" my roommate tries to tell me it doesnt matter but he is constantly getting harassed by police as he dresses like a hippy.
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Re: What's a safe way to travel with shrooms in the car? [Re: FugaziGuy]
#25126477 - 04/09/18 06:03 PM (5 years, 11 months ago) |
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Secure the car. Make sure all the lights work. License is not expired. Same for driver's license. Insurance is paid up. Inspections are current.
Then drive like a normal person. Don't give them a reason to pull you over.
It's hilarious to read stories in the paper about some lunatic speeding around with expired plates and a suspended license. He gets pulled over and the cops see an ounce of weed in the passenger seat. Don't be that moron.
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