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Merry Christmas
    #5099362 - 12/23/05 10:00 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

Twas, the months before Christmas. When all through our land
Not a Christian was praying nor taking a stand.
See the PC Police had taken away,
The reason for Christmas - no one could say

The children were told by their schools not to sing
About Shepherds and Wise Men and Angels and things
It might hurt people's feelings, the teachers would say
December 25th is just a "Holiday"

Yet the shoppers were ready with cash, checks and credit
Pushing folks down to the floor just to get at it
CDs from Madonna, X BOX and I-pods
Something was changing, something quite odd
Retailers promoted Ramadan and Kwanzaa
In hopes to sell books by Franken & Fonda
As Target was hanging their trees upside down
At Lowe's the word Christmas - was not to be found
At K Mart and Staples at Penny's and Sears
You won't hear the word Christmas; it won't touch your ears
Inclusive, sensitive, Di-ver-si-ty
Are words that were used to intimidate me
Now Daschle, Now Darden, Now Sharpton, Wolf Blitzen
On Boxer, On Rather, on Kerry, on Clinton
To the top of the Senate, they rose such a clatter
To eliminate Jesus, in all public matters

And we spoke not a word, as they, slapped our faith
Forbidden to speak of salvation and grace
The true Gift of Christmas was exchanged and discarded
The reason for the season, stopped before started
So as you celebrate "Winter Break" under your "Dream Tree"
Sipping your Starbucks, listen to me
Choose your words careful, choose what you say
Shout MERRY CHRISTMAS, not Happy Holiday!


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Re: Merry Christmas [Re: chinadoll]
    #5099368 - 12/23/05 10:02 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

Merry Christmas Chinadoll. Long time no see.


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Re: Merry Christmas [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #5099379 - 12/23/05 10:08 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

yeah Desiree, it's been way too long... How have you been?


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Re: Merry Christmas [Re: chinadoll]
    #5099590 - 12/23/05 11:22 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

Merry Christmas Chinadoll!

http://www.illwillpress.com/xmas.html


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Re: Merry Christmas [Re: chinadoll]
    #5099752 - 12/24/05 12:03 AM (16 years, 5 months ago)

Merry Christmas :laugh:


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Re: Merry Christmas [Re: chinadoll]
    #5099808 - 12/24/05 12:20 AM (16 years, 5 months ago)

I haven't been well actually. I'm trying to have a positive outlook on life right now, so I"m sure everything will work out okay.

Again, Merry Christmas to you Ripple and your beautiful children.


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Re: Merry Christmas [Re: kosmic_charlie]
    #5100902 - 12/24/05 08:54 AM (16 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

kosmic_charlie said:
Merry Christmas Chinadoll!

http://www.illwillpress.com/xmas.html




That was good!


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Re: Merry Christmas [Re: Ripple]
    #5100909 - 12/24/05 09:06 AM (16 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Ripple said:
Quote:

kosmic_charlie said:
Merry Christmas Chinadoll!

http://www.illwillpress.com/xmas.html




That was good!




lol! that was great  :grin:


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Re: Merry Christmas [Re: eligal]
    #5100916 - 12/24/05 09:11 AM (16 years, 5 months ago)

"It's the season to shut the fuck up and stop being a whiney little bitch!"

I believe this should be in quotes! -Ripple


Edited by debianlinux (12/24/05 09:27 AM)


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Re: Merry Christmas [Re: debianlinux]
    #5100921 - 12/24/05 09:13 AM (16 years, 5 months ago)

??





youre mean


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Re: Merry Christmas [Re: eligal]
    #5100924 - 12/24/05 09:14 AM (16 years, 5 months ago)

you didn't pay much attention to the video. watch it again.


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Re: Merry Christmas [Re: debianlinux]
    #5100929 - 12/24/05 09:19 AM (16 years, 5 months ago)

how about .............



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\m/ Spanksta \m/

"do you have the freedom to do with your nervous system what you want?"

"MolokoMilkPlus said:
I'll respect you if you let me give you a blow job"

"tactik said:
respect the can."



Edited by Ripple (12/24/05 09:21 AM)


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Re: Merry Christmas [Re: eligal]
    #5100930 - 12/24/05 09:20 AM (16 years, 5 months ago)

Now Now .....lets all chill a bit :smile:


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Re: Merry Christmas [Re: chinadoll]
    #5100997 - 12/24/05 10:10 AM (16 years, 5 months ago)

Merry Christmas, chinadoll, to you and your husband and your daughters!  (How do they feel about this whole Johnny Damon thing, anyways? :tongue:)


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Re: Merry Christmas [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5101089 - 12/24/05 11:01 AM (16 years, 5 months ago)

Merry Christmas chinadoll, wishing you the best!

Give your hubby a hug for me!

:heart:


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Re: Merry Christmas [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5101093 - 12/24/05 11:02 AM (16 years, 5 months ago)

Merry Christmas to all your fucking shroomery members!!


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Re: Merry Christmas [Re: kindkesey]
    #5101097 - 12/24/05 11:04 AM (16 years, 5 months ago)

kk!

I'm in a tropical wonderland right now and wish I had the cord to connect my camera to my PC...I took a pic of me holding up a bottle of Presidente a la your classic Sierra pic!


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-Erik Davis


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Re: Merry Christmas [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5101109 - 12/24/05 11:08 AM (16 years, 5 months ago)

We need an official Pub Merry Christmas thread...so this is going to be it :grin:


Merry Christmas, everyone! :heart:


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Re: Merry Christmas [Re: trendal]
    #5101112 - 12/24/05 11:11 AM (16 years, 5 months ago)

merry Christmas trendal. You smell like poo.


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Re: Merry Christmas [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5101115 - 12/24/05 11:11 AM (16 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

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kk!

I'm in a tropical wonderland right now and wish I had the cord to connect my camera to my PC...I took a pic of me holding up a bottle of Presidente a la your classic Sierra pic!




Very nice brother, wish i was there with you!

:smile:


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Re: Merry Christmas [Re: kindkesey]
    #5101533 - 12/24/05 01:31 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

Great post Chinadoll!

Merry Christmas shroomerites!


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Re: Merry Christmas [Re: Gillette]
    #5101641 - 12/24/05 01:50 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

Merry Christmas peeeople! :smile:

You guys are the BEST


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Re: Merry Christmas [Re: chinadoll]
    #5101727 - 12/24/05 02:16 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

Merry Christ-mas  :smirk:

to you, Rip and the kids.

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and Happy Holidays to the rest of yas...

whatever you believe in or don't.

:smile:


Peace on Earth...and all that crap!~

tc


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Re: Merry Christmas [Re: Roadkill]
    #5101768 - 12/24/05 02:26 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

Merry Christmas to everyone up there ^^^^^^^^^^

Ho Ho Ho!

[everyone down there vvvvvvvvvvvvv can fuck off]


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Re: Merry Christmas [Re: shirley knott]
    #5101826 - 12/24/05 02:40 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

Happy Christmas to all you dead heads and also to those of you who are not dead heads !!!!!!!


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Re: Merry Christmas [Re: JettaJay]
    #5102309 - 12/24/05 05:07 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

Mewwy Xmas!


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Re: Merry Christmas [Re: chinadoll]
    #5102414 - 12/24/05 05:33 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)



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Re: Merry Christmas [Re: veggie]
    #5102417 - 12/24/05 05:34 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!!!


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Re: Merry Christmas [Re: chinadoll]
    #5102975 - 12/24/05 09:52 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

Merry Christmas!!

I have never talked with you before, but now is a good time as any!! Much love to you and your family. Give Ripple a big hug for me, would you?

:heart:


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Re: Merry Christmas [Re: chinadoll]
    #5103085 - 12/24/05 10:35 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

Nicely said Chinadoll!

We were checking into our flight today, and the lady said "Happy Holidays" and I said yea "Merry Christmas", then she replied, "I wanted to say that but I am not supposed to", which I returned... "That is why I am saying it this year".

Merry Christmas to all and to all a GREAT night.

Love you shroomerites!


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Re: Merry Christmas [Re: chinadoll]
    #5103128 - 12/24/05 10:57 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

That made me vomit a little.


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Re: Merry Christmas [Re: IAmTheWalrus212]
    #5103248 - 12/24/05 11:47 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

Baaaa Fucking humbug.


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    #5103271 - 12/24/05 11:55 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

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Re: Merry Christmas [Re: blink]
    #5103424 - 12/25/05 12:55 AM (16 years, 5 months ago)

Merry Christmas everybody.

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Re: Merry Christmas [Re: gregorio]
    #5103658 - 12/25/05 02:04 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Ho Ho Ho


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Re: Merry Christmas [Re: Catalysis]
    #5104200 - 12/25/05 07:55 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Merry Christmas everyone!.

Especially you Ripple and China!

Hope everyones holiday freaking wonderful, and ya'all have the most pleasant journies if the year to come


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Re: Merry Christmas [Re: ChromeCrow]
    #5104243 - 12/25/05 09:10 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Merry Christmas Everyone


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Re: Merry Christmas [Re: KaptKid]
    #5104266 - 12/25/05 09:39 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Merry XMAS from MA.


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Re: Merry Christmas [Re: Mcdoopy]
    #5104851 - 12/25/05 03:29 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

:biggrin::headbanger::heart:merry christmas mother fuckers!:heart::headbanger::biggrin:


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Re: Merry Christmas [Re: BubblerBoy]
    #5104856 - 12/25/05 03:33 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I cant believe there isnt even ONE amanita muscaria ANYWHERE on the shroomery christmas logo/layout? This is the SHROOMERY, havent you read James Arthur?


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Re: Merry Christmas [Re: InjectTruth]
    #5105972 - 12/26/05 12:10 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

WOW!!!!!!
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Des, sorry to hear you're not doing too well, I hope the new year will greet you with good tidings.

Robot, the girls are so psyched about Damon playing centerfield.  They can't wait for the season to start.

Ripple's gotten more than a few hugs the past few days!  :smile:


:grin:

Hope everyone got what they wanted!!!!!


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