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coda
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Re: Guess I have no choice [Re: dr_gonz]
#5097847 - 12/23/05 01:08 PM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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jesus christ man, you must be a masochist. I had to go to the mall yesterday to pick up small gifts for friends, i got all my shopping done in one store (anyone else notice strawbridges seems to be catering to the alcoholics this year?) so wouldnt have to deal with anything else.
the xanax might help, but honestly, you'd be better off with some thorazine or halcyon
-------------------- To get really high is to forget yourself. And to forget yourself is to see everything else. And to see everything else is to become an understanding molecule in evolution, a conscious tool of the universe. And I think every human being should be a conscious tool of the universe. . . . -JG i really am glad you came back to us instead of taking the other path. *hug* -A_S (RIP your final words to me will never be forgotten)
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Adom
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Re: Guess I have no choice [Re: dr_gonz]
#5097853 - 12/23/05 01:10 PM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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I am buying/recieving nothing this year. My holiday dreams are fullfilled.
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dr_gonz
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RandalFlagg
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Re: Guess I have no choice [Re: dr_gonz]
#5097879 - 12/23/05 01:18 PM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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Traffic everywhere. Long lines. Screaming kids. Clerks that almost seem to take pleasure in moving slowly.
I Christmas shopping.
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coda
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Re: Guess I have no choice [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5097885 - 12/23/05 01:20 PM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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xmas is why the invented fully automatic weapons with depleted uranium tips.
-------------------- To get really high is to forget yourself. And to forget yourself is to see everything else. And to see everything else is to become an understanding molecule in evolution, a conscious tool of the universe. And I think every human being should be a conscious tool of the universe. . . . -JG i really am glad you came back to us instead of taking the other path. *hug* -A_S (RIP your final words to me will never be forgotten)
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Adom
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Re: Guess I have no choice [Re: dr_gonz]
#5097918 - 12/23/05 01:26 PM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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I just started my bender. I plan on drinking untill Sunday and avoiding any unnessacery human contact. Here's to destroying weeks and weeks of sobriety
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dr_gonz
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#5097930 - 12/23/05 01:30 PM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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Adom
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Re: Guess I have no choice [Re: dr_gonz]
#5097940 - 12/23/05 01:33 PM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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Ack!
Ex girlfriend attack.
Time to turn off the cell phone and convert to all out hermit mode.
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ZippoZ
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Re: Guess I have no choice [Re: Adom]
#5098250 - 12/23/05 02:56 PM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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you need a few things in adition to that xanax.
for worthwile christmas shopping you need... Riot gear, Shot gun, Armored vehicle. santa hat 
no fun in oging crazy without a santa hat?
-------------------- PEACE
zippoz "in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption" "People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."
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Roadkill
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Re: Guess I have no choice [Re: dr_gonz]
#5098548 - 12/23/05 04:17 PM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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Good luck bro...
I always do my X-mas shopping ahead of time.
I hate the rat race at the Mall with last minute shoppers.
One year I went out shoppping on X-mas Eve...and that was a f#ckin Mad House!~
People slamming into ya...cloths and stuff all over the floor of the stores!~
There is no way that I'd ever go shopping this late...again.

Good luck to ya!~
Merry Christmas!~
tc
-------------------- Laterz, Road Who the hell you callin crazy? You wouldn't know what crazy was if Charles Manson was eating froot loops on your front porch! Brainiac said: PM the names with on there names, that means they have mushrooms for sale.
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Re: Guess I have no choice [Re: dr_gonz]
#5098623 - 12/23/05 04:30 PM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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i didn't start yet.
maybe tomorrow.
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Adom
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Re: Guess I have no choice [Re: Adom]
#5098666 - 12/23/05 04:40 PM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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Grrrrrrrrr
Ex Girlfriend conversations turned into something else entirely......... hmmmmm maybe I go buy her a gift......
I am completely confused and women are the devil.
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Shroomism
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Re: Guess I have no choice [Re: Adom]
#5098674 - 12/23/05 04:42 PM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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dont do it!!!
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RandalFlagg
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Re: Guess I have no choice [Re: Adom]
#5098974 - 12/23/05 06:04 PM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Adom said: Ack!
Ex girlfriend attack.
Time to turn off the cell phone and convert to all out hermit mode.
Oh man, those suck. I still get hassled by one of my exes from time to time.
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DNKYD
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Re: Guess I have no choice [Re: Shroomism]
#5098993 - 12/23/05 06:09 PM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Shroomism said: dont do it!!!
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Le_Canard
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Re: Guess I have no choice [Re: dr_gonz]
#5099125 - 12/23/05 06:39 PM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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The Xanax is a good idea, given the circumstances. It'll make you less likely to want to kill one of your fellow shoppers.....
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Re: Guess I have no choice [Re: coda]
#5099178 - 12/23/05 06:56 PM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
coda said:
the xanax might help, but honestly, you'd be better off with some Heroin
-------------------- Sometimes when I read threads visions of men sword fighting with their genitalia run through my head. - sadspacemonkey
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