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OfflineBhairabas
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Re: Female drivers... : - \ [Re: Yarry]
    #5093235 - 12/22/05 09:57 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

My X roommate used to scare the hell out of me.. One time we were drivng down the 401 and all of the sudden she lost her cigarettes so she decided that she had to look for them while we were on the highway.. She was paying absoulutley no attention to what was happening and was swerving between lanes heavily.. She's one of those girls who has no idea where shes going so fearing for my life I told her to get off the highway and pull over.. She found her smokes underneath her ass.. She used to do the same thing looking for lip gloss too.. You all know how important it is to have moist lips while your driving..


Edited by Bhairabas (12/22/05 09:58 AM)


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InvisibleYarry
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Re: Female drivers... : - \ [Re: Bhairabas]
    #5093239 - 12/22/05 09:59 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

i think ive seen your roommate on the 401 many times. also all the other highways around here.

lotsa crazy fuckers ya kno? and its not even that they will kill themselves that bugs me so much, its when the smash into someone else and take them with em..


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InvisibleDNKYD
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Re: Female drivers... : - \ [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #5093244 - 12/22/05 10:01 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

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Prisoner#1 said:
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mikeyboy said:
What is it with female drivers?
Sorry to stereotype but girls manouvering cars is god awful to watch  :crazy:






experience is the key, but reality, women are better drivers than men, ask your
insurance company why their insurance rates drop faster than yours.




Don't they also rise faster after they start getting much older while mens' stay relatively lower?


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OfflineMcdoopy
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Re: Female drivers... : - \ [Re: Bhairabas]
    #5093247 - 12/22/05 10:02 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

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Bhairabas said:
My X roommate used to scare the hell out of me.. One time we were drivng down the 401 and all of the sudden she lost her cigarettes so she decided that she had to look for them while we were on the highway.. She was paying absoulutley no attention to what was happening and was swerving between lanes heavily..




I would have smacked that ho upside the head if she was doing that with me in the car.


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Offlinetheuser
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Re: Female drivers... : - \ [Re: mikeyboy]
    #5093252 - 12/22/05 10:04 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

Remember that female F1 driver who almost won, then popped the clutch.  :lol:


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InvisibleAndroctonus
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Re: Female drivers... : - \ [Re: Mcdoopy]
    #5093293 - 12/22/05 10:14 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

Here are some pictures from this year's Women's Driving Olympics.




















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The red grass, up to my knees
An aura comes towards me

Someone's changed the formula
Un-chaining another law

The structures, the colors
Uniform chaos is alternating

The nature of things


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InvisibleVeritas
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Re: Female drivers... : - \ [Re: mikeyboy]
    #5093301 - 12/22/05 10:18 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

Interesting article about how the reckless driving "gap" between males and females is closing, resulting in insurance rates becoming similar for both sexes.

http://www.insurance.com/Article.aspx/artid/259

Still, the statistics reveal that men are involved in more accidents (not just more serious accidents), get more moving violations (tickets), and are more likely to drive while intoxicated and to drive aggressively.

Perhaps men have the edge in technically operating the vehicle, but make poor decisions about what they do while driving?


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OfflineMcdoopy
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Re: Female drivers... : - \ [Re: Veritas]
    #5093305 - 12/22/05 10:20 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

All women simply suck at driving. I've heard many women admit to this. The just don't have the 'driving' gene among many other things...


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InvisibleVeritas
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Re: Female drivers... : - \ [Re: Mcdoopy]
    #5093334 - 12/22/05 10:27 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

:lol:  The driving gene?  Is that located near the "play endless hours of video games" gene?  :wink:

I'm a good driver.  (And female.)

I took a comprehensive Driver's Ed course (from a male teacher :grin:) before I got my license, and have never received a ticket or caused an accident.  The one fender bender I was involved in was caused by a woman cutting in front of me from a side street, and I saw her so early that I was almost able to stop my car before it made contact with hers.

I have avoided countless accidents with male drivers who insist upon playing "Pole Position" in downtown traffic in order to shave 30 seconds off their morning commute, or who suddenly cut across traffic to make their turn (probably lost & refusing to get directions. :wink:), or who change lanes without signalling (and without checking to see if another car is currently occupying the space they are moving into :eek:), etc...etc...etc...

I was taught to be a defensive driver, never an aggressive driver, and it has served me well for 18 years on the road.  :thumbup:


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OfflineMcdoopy
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Re: Female drivers... : - \ [Re: Veritas]
    #5093355 - 12/22/05 10:31 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

I suppose it's their hand eye coordination that's lacking.  That's developed through playing video games.

:bongload:


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InvisibleDNKYD
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Re: Female drivers... : - \ [Re: Veritas]
    #5093360 - 12/22/05 10:34 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

The best defense is good offense.


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InvisibleVeritas
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Re: Female drivers... : - \ [Re: Mcdoopy]
    #5093361 - 12/22/05 10:34 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

Not to mention the expanded backside from sitting in front of the Xbox all day (providing more stability in the driver's seat), the callused thumbs from clicking buttons (better traction on the wheel), the belief that they will re-start after they lose this life, and the ability to envision "150 points" signs on pedestrians' heads.

:wink:


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InvisiblePrisoner#1
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Re: Female drivers... : - \ [Re: DNKYD]
    #5093369 - 12/22/05 10:39 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

DNKYD said:
Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:

mikeyboy said:
What is it with female drivers?
Sorry to stereotype but girls manouvering cars is god awful to watch  :crazy:






experience is the key, but reality, women are better drivers than men, ask your
insurance company why their insurance rates drop faster than yours.




Don't they also rise faster after they start getting much older while mens' stay relatively lower?




no, in fact when I was using a vehicle insured by her to tow a trailer and had a
collision with an attorney, allstate didnt raise her rates, in fact they paid
off the guys car and proveded me with an attorney free of charge when the guy
sued me.


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Offlinedaimyo
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Re: Female drivers... : - \ [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #5093372 - 12/22/05 10:41 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

Good female driver that also happens to be a goddess. WHY DID SHE HAVE TO GET MARRIED ALREADY?!



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InvisibleCowgold
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Re: Female drivers... : - \ [Re: daimyo]
    #5093388 - 12/22/05 10:48 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

I'm turned off by her serious I've gotta prove tha i'm better than men look. She needs an oh face. Either that or some kinda dominatrix outfit, IMO.


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InvisiblePrisoner#1
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Re: Female drivers... : - \ [Re: Veritas]
    #5093409 - 12/22/05 10:59 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

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Veritas said:
I took a comprehensive Driver's Ed course (from a male teacher :grin:) before I got my license, and have never received a ticket or caused an accident. 

I was taught to be a defensive driver, never an aggressive driver, and it has served me well for 18 years on the road.  :thumbup:





My mom never caused an accident, the ones she's been involved in were always when
her car was stopped, traffic lights, parking lots and once in our yard, a drunk
driver at 3pm, he went through an obstacle course to get to it, interesting
story for later. She used to race stock cars back in the 60's, an always had
fast cars but never any tickets.


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InvisibleSilversoul
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Re: Female drivers... : - \ [Re: Mcdoopy]
    #5093417 - 12/22/05 11:04 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

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Mcdoopy said:
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danamine said:
The worst case scenario is this.

Highway, SUV, 4'11", 100-year-old Asian female driver, Cell Phone.

Enough said.

-Dan







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InvisibleVeritas
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Re: Female drivers... : - \ [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #5093472 - 12/22/05 11:21 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

My mother has been driving since 1956 & has never gotten a ticket OR been in an accident.  She's a very nervous driver, though, sort of hypervigilant, so driving is stressful for her.  :shrug:

I don't enjoy driving much, either, but that's mostly due to my 17-year-old car slowly dying.  :tongue:


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InvisiblePrisoner#1
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Re: Female drivers... : - \ [Re: Veritas]
    #5093554 - 12/22/05 11:44 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

living in atlanta all my life made me dislike driving, it's bumper to bumper
traffic moving at 60-70mph and then it's all at a sudden stop because some one
wanted to exit the freeway from 5 lanes over. most days it's stretched 30 miles
out side of the city and always at a standstill.


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Invisiblebuckwheat
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Re: Female drivers... : - \ [Re: mikeyboy]
    #5093574 - 12/22/05 11:49 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

I never use to believe this when people said it because both my mom and sister are good drivers. I got to say though once i started driving the majority of the time someone is doing something stupid its a Female not by much though.


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