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Offlinemikeyboy
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Female drivers... : - \
    #5092861 - 12/22/05 06:44 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

What is it with female drivers?

Sorry to stereotype but girls manouvering cars is god awful to watch  :crazy:

They have no idea, maybe it's what you learn as a kid?

I used to play with LOTS of lego technic, and learnt all about differential gears and cog ratios and steering etc etc

Dolls don't have gears do they  :tongue: So perhaps thats it!

Got the urge to post this after the girlfriend did a 10 point turn to drive backwards off the driveway this morning


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OfflineMcdoopy
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Re: Female drivers... : - \ [Re: mikeyboy]
    #5092863 - 12/22/05 06:46 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

Black and Asian women are among the worst.


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OfflineScarfmeister
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Re: Female drivers... : - \ [Re: mikeyboy]
    #5092865 - 12/22/05 06:47 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

And then you have the self proclaimed female race car drivers who overcompensates by driving totally reckless.


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Re: Female drivers... : - \ [Re: mikeyboy]
    #5092870 - 12/22/05 06:49 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

Men drive cars as if it were an actual extension of our own bodies. We meld our minds with the vehicle, and with the road. We use logic, rationality and precision coordination. Some women pull it off rather well too.



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Invisibledanamine
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Re: Female drivers... : - \ [Re: Scarfmeister]
    #5092871 - 12/22/05 06:49 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

The worst case scenario is this.

Highway, SUV, 4'11" female driver, Cell Phone.

Enough said.

-Dan


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Invisibleeligal
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Re: Female drivers... : - \ [Re: Mcdoopy]
    #5092873 - 12/22/05 06:50 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Mcdoopy said:
Black and Asian women are among the worst.




dude, those asian females are sent straight from hell


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OfflineMcdoopy
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Re: Female drivers... : - \ [Re: danamine]
    #5092874 - 12/22/05 06:51 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

danamine said:
The worst case scenario is this.

Highway, SUV, 5'11", 300lb black female driver, Cell Phone.

Enough said.

-Dan




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OfflineMcdoopy
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Re: Female drivers... : - \ [Re: eligal]
    #5092878 - 12/22/05 06:52 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

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eligal said:
Quote:

Mcdoopy said:
Black and Asian women are among the worst.




dude, those asian females are sent straight from hell




We have a chinatown in our city. Let's just say it's always a bit aggravating driving around there...


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Invisibleeligal
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Re: Female drivers... : - \ [Re: Mcdoopy]
    #5092881 - 12/22/05 06:54 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

yea, those asian females cant drive either


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Re: Female drivers... : - \ [Re: danamine]
    #5092914 - 12/22/05 07:28 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

danamine said:
The worst case scenario is this.

Highway, SUV, 4'11" female driver, Cell Phone.

Enough said.

-Dan




to add to that...smoking a cig, and drinking coffee all at the same time.
Trust me, I've seen it.
Scary!


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Re: Female drivers... : - \ *DELETED* [Re: MadSeasonAbove]
    #5092931 - 12/22/05 07:36 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

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Offlinegregorio
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Re: Female drivers... : - \ [Re: mikeyboy]
    #5092939 - 12/22/05 07:39 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

Females tend to tailgate more than men in my experiences.


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Re: Female drivers... : - \ [Re: mikeyboy]
    #5092952 - 12/22/05 07:48 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

They reeeeeeally suck at driving. Maybe females should be required to take an extra 3 months of drivers training before they get their license.


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Re: Female drivers... : - \ [Re: gregorio]
    #5092955 - 12/22/05 07:50 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

I am a kick ass driver.

But yeah, many chicks can't drive, I watched this chicky I work with get nailed yesterday coming out of our lot by a brown chick. I ended up pulling the girl I work with out of her car through her window, we were a little concerned about the smoke coming from her car, good thing shes a small girl.


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Re: Female drivers... : - \ [Re: mikeyboy]
    #5093179 - 12/22/05 09:34 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

mikeyboy said:
What is it with female drivers?
Sorry to stereotype but girls manouvering cars is god awful to watch  :crazy:






experience is the key, but reality, women are better drivers than men, ask your
insurance company why their insurance rates drop faster than yours.


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Re: Female drivers... : - \ [Re: mikeyboy]
    #5093190 - 12/22/05 09:38 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

And they get cheaper insurance...


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Re: Female drivers... : - \ [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #5093214 - 12/22/05 09:47 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:

mikeyboy said:
What is it with female drivers?
Sorry to stereotype but girls manouvering cars is god awful to watch  :crazy:






experience is the key, but reality, women are better drivers than men, ask your
insurance company why their insurance rates drop faster than yours.




wrong. women get in MORE accidents, but men get into more severe accidents.


we do it with style!  :grin:


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Re: Female drivers... : - \ [Re: Yarry]
    #5093217 - 12/22/05 09:49 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

just like we do suicide better!


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Re: Female drivers... : - \ [Re: roby000]
    #5093219 - 12/22/05 09:49 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

we have a flair for the extreme i suppose.

fuck taking pills, imma jump off a building and just before i hit ill blow my head off


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Re: Female drivers... : - \ [Re: poke smot!]
    #5093229 - 12/22/05 09:54 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

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poke smot! said:
Indian females are the WORST.




:thumbup: These too, yes.


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