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Scarfmeister
Thrill Seeker
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Re: I joined the Army. [Re: swm]
#4060646 - 04/15/05 09:08 PM (18 years, 11 months ago) |
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I hope you are in decent shape or you are in for a rude awakening.
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Divided_Sky
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Well I thought about the army Dad said 'Son you're fucking high' And I thought 'Yeah there's a first time for everything' So I took my old man's advice It was just three sad semesters It was only fifteen grand Spent in bed, I dropped out And joined a band instead
Been thinking alot today...
Got a mustache and a mullet Got a job at Chik-fi-la Citing artistic differences the band broke up in my And in June reformed without me And they got a different name I nuked another grandma's apple pie and hung my head in shame
Been thinking alot today...
In this time of introspection, on the eve of my election God please spare me more rejection Because my ex-wives and despise me and My peers they criticize me Try to leave it all behind me But my redneck past is nipping at my heals
Been thinking alot today... I thought about the army.
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Le_Canard
The Duk Abides
Registered: 05/16/03
Posts: 94,392
Loc: Earthfarm 1
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Re: I joined the Army. [Re: swm]
#4060836 - 04/15/05 10:29 PM (18 years, 11 months ago) |
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Well, for some, the Army is a great way to get your life together if you're unsure of things. And you can't beat the benefits, especially the educational ones. Good luck with that, and stay safe....
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swm
Stranger
Registered: 01/29/03
Posts: 236
Loc: Ohio
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I smoke 2 packs of cigs a day and drink like a fish. I know it's going to be rough.I'm 24 most of the people that join are fresh out of high school. According to the army I'm 11 pounds over weight.I know I'm going to hate it.
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THE KRAT BARON
one-eyed willie
Registered: 07/08/03
Posts: 42,409
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Re: I joined the Army. [Re: Le_Canard]
#4060870 - 04/15/05 10:34 PM (18 years, 11 months ago) |
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Iv actually thought about joining the service myself. I would never go into the army though.. The NAVY is a pretty safe route to go if you don't want to get in the line of fire.
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looner2
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Wow swm. No physical preparation whatsoever? Yikes. My buddy that joined used to smoke on occasion, but he quit 3 months before and ran for like 6 months in preparation and did lots of push-ups and pull-ups. I remember asking him if there were out of shape people, and how they could join without preparing himself. He said there are always a few and he couldn't understand that some came in overweight, smoking up until they leave, and out of shape. I guess that describes you. Man that sucks. You might not complete it.
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swm
Stranger
Registered: 01/29/03
Posts: 236
Loc: Ohio
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Re: I joined the Army. [Re: looner2]
#4070264 - 04/18/05 08:31 PM (18 years, 10 months ago) |
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I will complete it. I had about 3 weeks too shape up. Im worried and shitting bricks,but I'll be OK. If I'm not then I'll know sometime in the 9 week basic. This will be my last post.
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looner2
ABBA fan
Registered: 06/20/04
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Re: I joined the Army. [Re: swm]
#4070723 - 04/18/05 10:17 PM (18 years, 10 months ago) |
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Good attitude, give them hell!
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Skunk420
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Posts: 18,524
Loc: inside
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Re: I joined the Army. [Re: Divided_Sky]
#4070944 - 04/18/05 11:05 PM (18 years, 10 months ago) |
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That song is fucking bad..whoo hoo! I have it on my computer mp3 list...
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danamine
oldster
Registered: 01/31/05
Posts: 620
Loc: MA
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Re: I joined the Army. [Re: Skunk420]
#5092412 - 12/22/05 01:18 AM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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Did anyone ever hear from him after he left? Is he back? How is he?
-Dan
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dr_gonz
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Original
God, I lovethis...
Registered: 08/16/05
Posts: 2,155
Loc: Monterey, CA
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Re: I joined the Army. [Re: dr_gonz]
#5092435 - 12/22/05 01:31 AM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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He was shot by an 11 year old Iragi boy...
Oh well...
Let's get high...
(ps: idk what happened, and he probably didn't get shot)
I just got a PM yesterday from my friend on here who went in like a year ago and he's doing fine...
He's going so the Army will pay for him to take Chemistry in college lol..
Wonder what's that gonna be used in?
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downforpot
Stranger
Registered: 06/25/01
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Re: I joined the Army. [Re: Original]
#5092535 - 12/22/05 02:58 AM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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Killing, eh, we being doing it for how long? heh.
Don't worry man, I will gradly serve 4 years in infantry in Iraq as marines than 2 years in any part of the Russian army, except spetznaz of course.
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