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 drtyfrnk
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#5028742 - 12/07/05 02:09 PM (18 years, 4 months ago) |
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So, here I am, going to the bathroom at work today. Just chilling there, whatever. So this guy walks in talking (I thought) to himself. Whatever. Guys know the rules when your at a urinal. Don't look anywhere except in front of you. So he starts a conversation and he's talking on his cell phone. While urinating.
Is our society that crazy to have people talking on cell phones while going to the bathroom? Do YOU want to be the person on the other end of the line?
It was just... wierd. Anyways, just want to comment on cell phones.
Anyone have any other wierd cell phone stories?
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Re: Cell Phones... [Re: drtyfrnk]
#5028747 - 12/07/05 02:11 PM (18 years, 4 months ago) |
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besides being cut off uncountable times by drivers on phones, no
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Re: Cell Phones... [Re: drtyfrnk]
#5028750 - 12/07/05 02:11 PM (18 years, 4 months ago) |
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I talk on the cell phone in my bathroom at home if the need arises. Kinda funny to be standing over the toilet letting piss flow while the person on the other end is like "Yeah, so we'll hang.... WTF is that noise? Are you in the bathroom?" Yeeeeeeuuup.
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Re: Cell Phones... [Re: drtyfrnk]
#5028753 - 12/07/05 02:12 PM (18 years, 4 months ago) |
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No.. but I've taken plenty of shits while talking on the phone.
The person never knows 
It's like a game.. to see if they can tell
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Re: Cell Phones... [Re: Shroomism]
#5028764 - 12/07/05 02:14 PM (18 years, 4 months ago) |
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What if you gotta give a hefty push to get the turd out? I'm sure a random grunting would tip them off.
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Re: Cell Phones... [Re: DNKYD]
#5028770 - 12/07/05 02:16 PM (18 years, 4 months ago) |
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At least those are in the comfort of your own home. This is a (semi) public place! 
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Re: Cell Phones... [Re: DNKYD]
#5028775 - 12/07/05 02:17 PM (18 years, 4 months ago) |
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I'm not constipated.. shits are easy and smooth 
However.. talking on the phone while using a public restroom.. that's just weird
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Re: Cell Phones... [Re: Shroomism]
#5028779 - 12/07/05 02:17 PM (18 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Shroomism said:
No.. but I've taken plenty of shits while talking on the phone.
The person never knows
It's like a game.. to see if they can tell
yeah ive done that too.. funny as hell.. ive never been caught
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Re: Cell Phones... [Re: Banez]
#5028780 - 12/07/05 02:18 PM (18 years, 4 months ago) |
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i hate it more than ne thing when people come into my subway on the phone and stay on the whole time im making their sandwich.. now that pisses me off
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Re: Cell Phones... [Re: Banez]
#5028783 - 12/07/05 02:19 PM (18 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yeah, when I was a cashier I hated people coming to my line while blabbing away. I'm trying to ask them a question, or tell them their total and they've got their head so far up their ass they don't know whats goin on.
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Re: Cell Phones... [Re: DNKYD]
#5028791 - 12/07/05 02:21 PM (18 years, 4 months ago) |
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yeah thats bad.. but its horrible when ur making a sub and ur like "what kind of cheese".... "would u like that toasted"... "any dressings"... "what vegetables".. "drinks chips or cookies".. its awful
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Re: Cell Phones... [Re: Shroomism]
#5028796 - 12/07/05 02:21 PM (18 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Shroomism said:
No.. but I've taken plenty of shits while talking on the phone.
The person never knows
It's like a game.. to see if they can tell
Yeah no worries with phone shitting, just make sure to set the phone down when you wipe, and don't pick it up until you've washed. It's funny stuff.
Even more funny is the fact that I am posting while shitting right now.
Thanks wireless internet, never have paper reading materials become so passe'.
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Re: Cell Phones... [Re: Banez]
#5028800 - 12/07/05 02:22 PM (18 years, 4 months ago) |
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Put a sign up that says "For your convenience, please no cell phone conversations while ordering"
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Banez
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yeah i go hands free while taking a shit... usually put them on speaker phone..
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Re: Cell Phones... [Re: DNKYD]
#5028811 - 12/07/05 02:23 PM (18 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yeah, I totally agree. So many people used to come to A&W and order food while on their cell phones. Like, C'mon! Just get off your cell for a freaking minute, order your food, take it, then go talk on your cell phone.
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Re: Cell Phones... [Re: drtyfrnk]
#5028815 - 12/07/05 02:24 PM (18 years, 4 months ago) |
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yeah i was thinking about that.. i think i just might have to make that sign tonight
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Re: Cell Phones... [Re: drtyfrnk]
#5028816 - 12/07/05 02:24 PM (18 years, 4 months ago) |
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really i wouldnt give a shit if somebody is taking a piss while im talking to them
taking a shit is kinda different tho
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Re: Cell Phones... [Re: Banez]
#5028840 - 12/07/05 02:30 PM (18 years, 4 months ago) |
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I was in a subway a couple weeks ago, and the guy behind the counter was yapping on his cell phone. I sat there staring at him for about 5 minutes, until he finally got off the phone and took my order.
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Re: Cell Phones... [Re: Shroomism]
#5028893 - 12/07/05 02:40 PM (18 years, 4 months ago) |
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Damn dude, you're way too patient. I woulda been slamming my fists on the counter demanding service. Good thing you can watch them make your sandwich, eh?
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Re: Cell Phones... [Re: DNKYD]
#5028916 - 12/07/05 02:44 PM (18 years, 4 months ago) |
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