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InvisibleGnuBobo
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How can I stop masturbating??
    #5005115 - 12/02/05 12:20 AM (18 years, 3 months ago)

I know it's wrong...a sin, if you will.  But I can't stop doing it.  I can't wait 'til I'm married.  I can't find the right girl!  And it's her job to take care of that stuff so I'm totally stuck!  I manage a grocery store (night shift) and have no way to meet the girl of my dreams.  I've done the whole www.christiansingles.com deal.  No dice!  I need help!  How do I stop flogging my log?  I need to get this evil out of me, but Satan's in my hand and pants.  It's unstoppable.  :sad: 

    Plz advise.  Thanks.  :heartpump:


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Re: How can I stop masturbating?? [Re: GnuBobo]
    #5005120 - 12/02/05 12:23 AM (18 years, 3 months ago)

Why is pleasure evil?

If something FEELS good, it likely IS. (for you)

Just deal with it.

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Re: How can I stop masturbating?? [Re: GnuBobo]
    #5005145 - 12/02/05 12:32 AM (18 years, 3 months ago)

masterbating is  healthy human process!  its just not normal WHAT youre masterbating about! yes.. i know

shaaaaame

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Re: How can I stop masturbating?? [Re: GnuBobo]
    #5005172 - 12/02/05 12:39 AM (18 years, 3 months ago)

Y'know, I really did know someone who was a devout Christian, who spoke of his religious animosity towards such sexual gratification. Somewhere in the dialogue, he mentioned something along the lines of:
"I don't masturbate. It's a sin to objectify women."

He said it a little more bold and passionate than that, but those were his exact words, basically.

:justdontknow:

I have to admit, that really got me thinking...



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Re: How can I stop masturbating?? [Re: Todcasil]
    #5005173 - 12/02/05 12:39 AM (18 years, 3 months ago)

Hey you gotta look inorder to find that lucky lady. Cant just sit around go out and look you'll get acouple duds but hey after awhile you will except there non-perfection or find a speeding bullet.


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Re: How can I stop masturbating?? [Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
    #5005213 - 12/02/05 12:48 AM (18 years, 3 months ago)

i find that when i masterbate when sober (which is almost 90% of the time and occurs about once a week) i do find myself objectifying woman. this does disturb me a bit, yet i need the release occasionally.

if i am high (opiates or mary) i seem to fantasize more about the encounter, actually a semblance of some kind of what i would consider a healthy relationship.

i never feel wierd after i masterbat when high and fantasize about the girl in such a way that seems real and truthful to a healthy female spirit or mind. but when im just rubbing one out its always a pornographic vision, objectifying the woman. make sense?


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Re: How can I stop masturbating?? [Re: Todcasil]
    #5005221 - 12/02/05 12:51 AM (18 years, 3 months ago)

I think if you're going to objectify women, it's best to do so when masturbating alone, rather than doing it in your actual relationships. Hell, I wouldn't mind women objectifying me in their fantasies.


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Re: How can I stop masturbating?? [Re: Silversoul]
    #5005229 - 12/02/05 12:52 AM (18 years, 3 months ago)

but does that fantasy bleed into my relationships?  i think it has very much so in many of them.  thats not something im proud of!  so here i am.  do i start the change with my masterbating habits first?  is that how i can achieve sexual equilibrium with the fairer sex!?  :blush:


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Re: How can I stop masturbating?? [Re: GnuBobo]
    #5005235 - 12/02/05 12:55 AM (18 years, 3 months ago)

Castration is the only way to end the oppression of the beast. The holy son Jesus would agree with me.


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Re: How can I stop masturbating?? [Re: GnuBobo]
    #5005274 - 12/02/05 01:05 AM (18 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

GnuBobo said:
I know it's wrong...a sin, if you will.  But I can't stop doing it.  I can't wait 'til I'm married.  I can't find the right girl!  And it's her job to take care of that stuff so I'm totally stuck!  I manage a grocery store (night shift) and have no way to meet the girl of my dreams.  I've done the whole www.christiansingles.com deal.  No dice!  I need help!  How do I stop flogging my log?  I need to get this evil out of me, but Satan's in my hand and pants.  It's unstoppable.  :sad: 

    Plz advise.  Thanks.  :heartpump:




The simple answer, If you're healthy, you can't! Don't worry about it, Everyone does it, true, some of us do it more, (Ok a WHOLE LOT MORE) than others.

BTW, my dream fantasy girls will ALWAYS gladly do all sorts of depraved, perverted sex acts, WHEN I WANT THEM TO...unlike several of my real life Exes..


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Re: How can I stop masturbating?? [Re: Todcasil]
    #5005290 - 12/02/05 01:09 AM (18 years, 3 months ago)

Well...how do you expect me to feel..;

\
everytime I masturbate/have sex...I have to think about people sneezing their heads off. 

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

Teust me, I've thought about it and I don't know...all I know is that it turns me the fuck ON. 

GOODAMMN...it's so fucking fucke dup. 

but it turns me on.  So what am I supposed to do...ignore all thsi stimuli...

or get turned on...
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I thin you know


HAHAHAHA  my hubby just sneezed six times as I am writing this.  :evil:

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Re: How can I stop masturbating?? [Re: MOTH]
    #5005312 - 12/02/05 01:15 AM (18 years, 3 months ago)

Yeah, thanks for the advice all. :smile: .  I'm going to keep working with my mom and finding a closure so we can stop doing it together.  I keep saying it's unhealthy, but, you know, it's mom.  So, it does take a bit of extricating.  :cheers:


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Re: How can I stop masturbating?? [Re: GnuBobo]
    #5005315 - 12/02/05 01:17 AM (18 years, 3 months ago)

Set your Freudian temptations aside and cut your dick off. Show mommy who's boss. :grin:


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Re: How can I stop masturbating?? [Re: GnuBobo]
    #5005318 - 12/02/05 01:17 AM (18 years, 3 months ago)

The sure fire way to put an end to your own masturbation habit:

Cut your cock off.


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Re: How can I stop masturbating?? [Re: Konnrade]
    #5005322 - 12/02/05 01:19 AM (18 years, 3 months ago)

I hear that tends to attract attention.

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Re: How can I stop masturbating?? [Re: Konnrade]
    #5005334 - 12/02/05 01:21 AM (18 years, 3 months ago)

Naw, Masturbation is good. Its like training. If you don't masturbate you will last about 13 seconds in something so fine as a pussy and your girl will hate it...
After she can't get off because you last only 13 seconds she will start searching for men that have the proper training.


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Re: How can I stop masturbating?? [Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
    #5005340 - 12/02/05 01:23 AM (18 years, 3 months ago)

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Y'know, I really did know someone who was a devout Christian, who spoke of his religious animosity towards such sexual gratification. Somewhere in the dialogue, he mentioned something along the lines of:
"I don't masturbate. It's a sin to objectify women."

He said it a little more bold and passionate than that, but those were his exact words, basically.

:justdontknow:

I have to admit, that really got me thinking...






He was lying, un-able to, or maybe he was into 'non-women'

Some years ago, I worked with a guy who was about 20-25 yrs old, married, but really hung up about sex being evil, unless the ONLY reason for having sex was to have children. He often talked about his being celibate...pretty weired


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Re: How can I stop masturbating?? [Re: toratiger]
    #5005352 - 12/02/05 01:26 AM (18 years, 3 months ago)

The truth of the matter goes like this:

Strap up until you are married (really... until you are ready to deal with a child), unless the chick is on the pill or the shot. :crazy2:


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Re: How can I stop masturbating?? [Re: toratiger]
    #5005359 - 12/02/05 01:29 AM (18 years, 3 months ago)

He was lying, un-able to, or maybe he was into 'non-women'

Don't underestimate the power of Christian Fundamentalism. [The Dark Side]




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Re: How can I stop masturbating?? [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #5005360 - 12/02/05 01:29 AM (18 years, 3 months ago)

I only feel danger when that tingle is down there and I'm semi-erect.  It feels like Satan.  I feel cast into the pale....beyond the pale.  I am lost.  All for this devilish curse of masturbation.  :sad:


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Re: How can I stop masturbating?? [Re: GnuBobo]
    #5005369 - 12/02/05 01:32 AM (18 years, 3 months ago)

That tingle is the devil licking at your balls my friend. He is tempting you to sin. He wants you to be a sinner. You must not let the evil encompass your soul. You MUST cut it off if you want to be saved. It's the only way... and that's that.


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Re: How can I stop masturbating?? [Re: GnuBobo]
    #5005375 - 12/02/05 01:33 AM (18 years, 3 months ago)

I did so much masturbatig when I was an adolescent, that my parents walked in on me twice. the first time, mY mom said, "Oh honey, don't worry, it's NORMAL."


THE Second time, it was my dad...he said, "What are you doing??Q"

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Re: How can I stop masturbating?? [Re: MOTH]
    #5005379 - 12/02/05 01:34 AM (18 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

EllemyshShade said:
Well...how do you expect me to feel..;

\
everytime I masturbate/have sex...I have to think about people sneezing their heads off. 

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

Teust me, I've thought about it and I don't know...all I know is that it turns me the fuck ON. 

GOODAMMN...it's so fucking fucke dup. 

but it turns me on.  So what am I supposed to do...ignore all thsi stimuli...

or get turned on...
]


I thin you know


HAHAHAHA  my hubby just sneezed six times as I am writing this.  :evil:




I don't know the answer to what you are supposed to do, but an answer involving finely ground pepper would be a good starting point!


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Re: How can I stop masturbating?? [Re: GnuBobo]
    #5005598 - 12/02/05 03:24 AM (18 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

GnuBobo said:
I know it's wrong...a sin, if you will. 




right ...

even if u were joking, it wouldnt be funny at all.

ill jerk one for u baby :wink:
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Re: How can I stop masturbating?? [Re: ohmatic]
    #5005715 - 12/02/05 06:13 AM (18 years, 3 months ago)

source: http://menshealth.about.com/cs/prostatehealth/a/ejaculate_ptate.htm
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Leitzmann's findings were that men who ejaculate between 13 and 20 times a month had a 14% lower risk of prostate cancer that men who ejaculated on average, between 4 and 7 times a month for most of their adult life. Men who ejaculated upwards of 21 times a month had a 33% lower lifetime risk of prostate cancer than the baseline group.





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Re: How can I stop masturbating?? [Re: GnuBobo]
    #5005719 - 12/02/05 06:19 AM (18 years, 3 months ago)

If you stop masturbating completely, you will start having wet dreams.

The testicles typically produce 50,000 new sperm every minute of every day beginning at puberty until the man is seventy years old or older.
If the sperm isn't released for a long time the number of sperm in the scrotum will build up, and eventually some of it will need to be ejected. Masturbation is a normal way of releasing the sperm. If not done through masturbation or sex, wet dreams will act as a back-up mechanism.

It takes about 48 hours to replenish the sperm reserves.

These are normal bodily functions in a young man, there is no need to be ashamed of them.  :sun:


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Re: How can I stop masturbating?? [Re: GnuBobo]
    #5005780 - 12/02/05 07:04 AM (18 years, 3 months ago)

Chop off your hands?

Or, find a girl?

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Re: How can I stop masturbating?? [Re: GnuBobo]
    #5005782 - 12/02/05 07:04 AM (18 years, 3 months ago)

You could cut your penis off.

Damnit, I linked from the Whos Online so all I saw was your post.

Disregard.

I hear some drugs are great and destroying libido though.


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Re: How can I stop masturbating?? [Re: GnuBobo]
    #5005837 - 12/02/05 07:43 AM (18 years, 3 months ago)

your only problem appears to be your beliefs. change those and enjoy yourself.

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Re: How can I stop masturbating?? [Re: HagbardCeline]
    #5005848 - 12/02/05 07:47 AM (18 years, 3 months ago)

OK, at first i thought this was a joke, now im not too sure. No, offence but christians believe in a lot of fucked up shit, well, the hardcore ones anyways. I'm going to go ahead and say that i respect peoples beliefs and im all for it, if it results in good things. But some things are RIDICULOUS to believe in. I've seen christian groups at funerals, shaming the parents, telling them their dead son is going to burn in hell, yelling at them through the entire funeral, it was the most disrespectful thing i've ever seen. It was becuase their son was a homosexual, and nothing else. They say that they believe in following the bible, but they tweak certain parts to thier liking, the rule on intoxication is so stupid, im not even going to waste your time telling you about it.

There is NO good, without evil. So stop fucking running from the "devil" becuase he is as important as God. The only thing i believe in, is just being happy. The ONLY thing it should come down to is, if masturbating makes you happy, then do it, and stop worrying about stupid shit, no offence. And if you can't get over the fact that you feel like your sinning, then have some godamn self control and stop, and see if your happier then.

The fact is, although there have been some amazing people come out of religion, its still the number one cuase of evil on this planet. And id rather follow my own beliefs, than the ridiculous teachings of a child molesting priest.

just jerk it  :smirk:

and if your such a devout christian, why are you asking for advice from people on this forum...do you know what we do here?


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Re: How can I stop masturbating?? [Re: GnuBobo]
    #5005884 - 12/02/05 08:02 AM (18 years, 3 months ago)

I see masturbation as a good thing. It keeps you from being a flailing horny bastard at parties and doing stuipid stuff. I like to do it before I go out just beacuse.


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Re: How can I stop masturbating?? [Re: Meat_hod]
    #5005929 - 12/02/05 08:24 AM (18 years, 3 months ago)

That was an awfully long answer to a simple question.

:stars:

ISo what exactly are you trying to say?

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Re: How can I stop masturbating?? [Re: Todcasil]
    #5005937 - 12/02/05 08:29 AM (18 years, 3 months ago)

I can't do the deed while high. Only sober.


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Re: How can I stop masturbating?? [Re: XUL]
    #5005938 - 12/02/05 08:29 AM (18 years, 3 months ago)

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I see masturbation as a good thing. It keeps you from being a flailing horny bastard at parties and doing stuipid stuff. I like to do it before I go out just beacuse.




Yeah, that can be smart. I've heard its wise to masterbate before you go on a date. So therefor you won't be focusing on sexual things too much, rather just having fun with her as a friend, which is only a plus. Also once you start hitting it that night you can go on for a while for the 1st time, she might be impressed. It makes sense.

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Re: How can I stop masturbating?? [Re: Meat_hod]
    #5005962 - 12/02/05 08:46 AM (18 years, 3 months ago)

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and if your such a devout christian, why are you asking for advice from people on this forum...do you know what we do here?




SHHH! Don't tell him about the virgin sacrifices.

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Re: How can I stop masturbating?? [Re: koppie]
    #5005998 - 12/02/05 09:07 AM (18 years, 3 months ago)

dAMN sINNERS

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Re: How can I stop masturbating?? [Re: GnuBobo]
    #5006020 - 12/02/05 09:18 AM (18 years, 3 months ago)

Christ did say "If your hand causes you to sin, cut it off...", but it was a metaphor  :tongue:. No going at your wrists with a razor blade or a bone saw! :emo:


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Re: How can I stop masturbating?? [Re: Konnrade]
    #5006039 - 12/02/05 09:25 AM (18 years, 3 months ago)

I'll break his shit clean off.


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Re: How can I stop masturbating?? [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5006044 - 12/02/05 09:28 AM (18 years, 3 months ago)

mastrubation is not bad, dont worry so much bro.
its a natural euphoric feeling that we all have the pleasure of feeling !!!!


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Re: How can I stop masturbating?? [Re: ShroomArtist84]
    #5006573 - 12/02/05 01:02 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

SHHH! Don't tell him about the virgin sacrifices.




hahaha.


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