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im sure its been asked before
    #5003874 - 12/01/05 09:23 PM (15 years, 3 months ago)

alright i am smoking trees this weekend with my friend and i havnt smked in like 4 weeks i know i am clean...but my schoool does random drug testing...if i get caught i will get kicked off the swim team and that will not go over well with my old man...anyway...i need to know if there is a cheap way of passing a drug test without buying anything online...


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Re: im sure its been asked before [Re: number]
    #5003885 - 12/01/05 09:25 PM (15 years, 3 months ago)

go to your local head shop and buy one?

Wait a minute, how old are you?


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Re: im sure its been asked before [Re: drtyfrnk]
    #5003889 - 12/01/05 09:26 PM (15 years, 3 months ago)

17


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Re: im sure its been asked before [Re: number]
    #5003894 - 12/01/05 09:26 PM (15 years, 3 months ago)

oops


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Re: im sure its been asked before [Re: number]
    #5003900 - 12/01/05 09:27 PM (15 years, 3 months ago)

Dude, please.

You must read the rules.


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Re: im sure its been asked before [Re: drtyfrnk]
    #5003908 - 12/01/05 09:28 PM (15 years, 3 months ago)

what rules?


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Re: im sure its been asked before [Re: number]
    #5003913 - 12/01/05 09:28 PM (15 years, 3 months ago)

The rules you signed up for when you signed up here!

Does no one read them?

Your about to get banned buddy. Sorry, 18+ here.


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Re: im sure its been asked before [Re: number]
    #5003915 - 12/01/05 09:29 PM (15 years, 3 months ago)

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number said:
17




Take it easy man.

About your question. Have somebody of the same gender who is clean piss in a plastic baggie or washed out condom for you right before you head out to the test. It works.


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Re: im sure its been asked before [Re: number]
    #5003919 - 12/01/05 09:30 PM (15 years, 3 months ago)

yeah but dont they like take the temperature of the piss or some shit...cause it has to be warm...idk...is that the only safe way


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Re: im sure its been asked before [Re: number]
    #5003923 - 12/01/05 09:31 PM (15 years, 3 months ago)

You're banned.


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Re: im sure its been asked before [Re: number]
    #5003926 - 12/01/05 09:31 PM (15 years, 3 months ago)

And how does one go about smoking trees? Aren't they a little big to fit into a pipe?


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Re: im sure its been asked before [Re: number]
    #5003937 - 12/01/05 09:33 PM (15 years, 3 months ago)

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number said:
i havnt smked in like 4 weeks i know i am clean

my schoool does random drug testing

if i get caught i will get kicked off the swim team

and that will not go over well with my old man

alright i am smoking trees this weekend with my friend





Hmm... :imslow:

How "random" are these drug tests? Are they often? How good is the chance of getting tested within 2 weeks after smoking?

In any case, a detox kit would be your best bet.  I'm not sure quite how they work, I think some kinds call for no eating for like 2 days and some other stuff. Drink a LOT of water afterwards for the next couple of weeks.  Excercise a lot (not swimming you need to sweat profusely).

Do this and you're in the clear, assuming your drug test doesn't pop up right after the weekend or somethin.

Good luck.


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Re: im sure its been asked before [Re: number]
    #5003943 - 12/01/05 09:33 PM (15 years, 3 months ago)

i also heard taht powdered bleach works if you put that in your piss


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Re: im sure its been asked before [Re: number]
    #5003949 - 12/01/05 09:34 PM (15 years, 3 months ago)

GNC is a good source to buy different products. Cheap solution, is drinking herbal tea the day before your drug test. But ive always passed with their instant drinks, which cost around 45$. But will mask the thc in your urine for a couple hours. enough to pass a drug test. other wise a condom of clean urine tucked away in your pants is the safest bet. FYI. Keep the urine on your cars dash with the heat on to keep it body temperature. Good luck.


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Re: im sure its been asked before [Re: number]
    #5003954 - 12/01/05 09:36 PM (15 years, 3 months ago)

You heard wrong.

Best bet is to get clean, unless you want to pack someone else's piss around in your backback with you constantly.


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Re: im sure its been asked before [Re: number]
    #5003960 - 12/01/05 09:36 PM (15 years, 3 months ago)

Smoking acid usually helps me.


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Re: im sure its been asked before [Re: number]
    #5003969 - 12/01/05 09:38 PM (15 years, 3 months ago)

Wear a pair of regular underwear and keep the ziplock bag in there.. It keeps your body temp. Have your buddy, brother, whoever piss for you right before you leave for the test. If you want extra insurance get one of those heat pads and stick it in your underwear too.


edit: I didnt read your first post properly.. You should be fine if you havent smoked in 4 weeks and you only plan on smoking a bowl or two. Just make sure to drink a lot of water the next day. It should pass through your system within 2 or 3 days at most.


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Re: im sure its been asked before [Re: number]
    #5003979 - 12/01/05 09:40 PM (15 years, 3 months ago)

okay tahnks a lot guys...idk...if i buy a kit how many times can it be used? cause i dont want to pay 45 for something that i can use only once...and im also i poece of shit senior...i weigh 130 and i am 5'8"


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Re: im sure its been asked before [Re: Blek]
    #5003999 - 12/01/05 09:45 PM (15 years, 3 months ago)

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Picking4Peace said:
You heard wrong.

Best bet is to get clean, unless you want to pack someone else's piss around in your back back with you constantly.




how cool is that? just get clean until you don't have to answer to anyone then do what you want. You don't have long until then anyway so don't risk failing a UA. Quit. Don't the results transfer to college? idk

on the day of the test drink lots of water and take some B vitamins. The vitamins color your urine yellow, otherwise it would be clear and raise suspicion.


good luck

oh and you're banned


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Re: im sure its been asked before [Re: Cowgold]
    #5004023 - 12/01/05 09:49 PM (15 years, 3 months ago)

pwned.


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