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ZippoZ
Knomadic


Registered: 06/17/03
Posts: 13,227
Loc: Pongyang, North Korea
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Youll never believe where i lost/found my keys
#4963484 - 11/21/05 10:37 AM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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for 3 days now i have been frantically sxearching for a set of keys of mine that i lost. they have my house keys, keys to my safe and car keys, despite the fact atht i have copies here and there of all of these i was still temporarily, proverbially, Fucked.
anyhow. i looked everywhere. friends house, my car, my other car, my house, parents house, the couches, the lounges, the sofas..., parents office, bathroom, drains, sewers, a mile or 2 that i walked recently...'
then this morning it hit me... i sold my old beat up jeep the other day for parts to some guy.... and i left the keys inside!!!!
I called him up and i can come and get them tonight.
-------------------- PEACE
zippoz "in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption" "People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."
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Jim


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Re: Youll never believe where i lost/found my keys [Re: ZippoZ]
#4963490 - 11/21/05 10:38 AM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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smooth.
-------------------- Use the Fucking Reply To Feature You Lazy Pieces of Shit! afoaf said: Jim, if you were in my city, I would let you fuck my wife.
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CherryBom
Yoga Gypsy


Registered: 12/26/98
Posts: 11,177
Loc: Ontario
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Re: Youll never believe where i lost/found my keys [Re: ZippoZ]
#4963497 - 11/21/05 10:39 AM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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You ever panic trying to find something that was in your pocket the whole time? Not me.
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lemon_lw
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Registered: 10/17/04
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Re: Youll never believe where i lost/found my keys [Re: ZippoZ]
#4963511 - 11/21/05 10:42 AM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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ha, now thats funny. wasnt you the one trying to sell the plower to the cop? did the cop buy it?
-------------------- In the belly of the Leviathan, one can either despair and perish, or be cheerful and persevere.-Dean Koontz
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Trav
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Registered: 06/09/05
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Re: Youll never believe where i lost/found my keys [Re: CherryBom]
#4963513 - 11/21/05 10:42 AM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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I did that just the other day. My girlfriend and I were searching for our car keys for about 15 minutes. I ended up getting an attitude and bitching about it since we were late only to find out that they were in the front pocket of my shirt the whole time. It happens.
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goobler
Reanimated



Registered: 02/24/03
Posts: 48,909
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Re: Youll never believe where i lost/found my keys [Re: CherryBom]
#4963524 - 11/21/05 10:45 AM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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I always look for that pencil/pen that is behind my ear
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debianlinux
Myconerd - DBK



Registered: 12/09/02
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Re: Youll never believe where i lost/found my keys [Re: goobler]
#4963543 - 11/21/05 10:51 AM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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i have been looking for my glasses while wearing them i have been looking for that screwdriver that was in my hand
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HeavyToilet
The Heaviest OfThem All


Registered: 08/06/03
Posts: 9,458
Loc: British Columbia
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Re: Youll never believe where i lost/found my keys [Re: ZippoZ]
#4963551 - 11/21/05 10:54 AM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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I am still unbeaten:
I lost a couple grams of weed, which was in a bag, in the pants I was wearing, for 5 days or so.
Check-mate.
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goobler
Reanimated



Registered: 02/24/03
Posts: 48,909
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Re: Youll never believe where i lost/found my keys [Re: HeavyToilet]
#4963574 - 11/21/05 11:02 AM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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I lost my mind
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goobler
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Registered: 02/24/03
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Re: Youll never believe where i lost/found my keys [Re: HeavyToilet]
#4963577 - 11/21/05 11:03 AM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
5 days?
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peepeepottypants
Stranger


Registered: 04/02/05
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Re: Youll never believe where i lost/found my keys [Re: goobler]
#4963623 - 11/21/05 11:17 AM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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I use to always put pencils in my hair and then consider them lost, I remember one day I came back from school with 3 pencils in my hair...man did I feel stupid
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memes
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Registered: 01/11/05
Posts: 27,785
Loc: In a Tree
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Re: Youll never believe where i lost/found my keys [Re: goobler]
#4963624 - 11/21/05 11:18 AM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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back when i worked at subway, my manager couldn't find her keys for like three hours...we finally got busy, and she found them burried in the pickle bin.
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lemon_lw
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Registered: 10/17/04
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Re: Youll never believe where i lost/found my keys [Re: HeavyToilet]
#4963631 - 11/21/05 11:21 AM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
HeavyToilet said: I am still unbeaten:
I lost a couple grams of weed, which was in a bag, in the pants I was wearing, for 5 days or so.
Check-mate.
ill share mine. one time i was deciding to quit smoking so me and my bud evan decided to smoke a shit load that night. the only bad part was that nobody was selling cause of a lot of recent busts so we had to go scrounging. so we found all the little bags with a little shake in them and went and picked some weed off of some old stems. when we finished we had a pretty impressive pile of weed, especially considering it was all scrounged. it was roughly a quarter.
so the next day i move out of my parents house. about a week later im talking to my mom on the phone and she went and cleaned up my old room and said she found a few sacks of weed and 3 joints in my old nightstand (of course that was the most obvious spot to look but me and evan never did). so i ended up loosing something and didnt even know it was lost
-------------------- In the belly of the Leviathan, one can either despair and perish, or be cheerful and persevere.-Dean Koontz
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