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Room mate's cat keep pissing on everyone's beds.
    #4954201 - 11/18/05 11:37 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

This is the third time it's pissed on my bed, its pissed on my buddies bed like 5 times, and on the owner's about as many. I swear, I could kill it. I just spent 5 minutes smashing its nose into the piss it put all over my bed, and then I spanked it. What else can I do? How the fuck do I make it stop? I want to pour bleach up the little fucker's nose. :mad2:






I just wanted to go to sleep.. ;(

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Re: Room mate's cat keep pissing on everyone's beds. [Re: Jared]
    #4954203 - 11/18/05 11:39 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Meow.

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    #4954212 - 11/18/05 11:41 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

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Re: Room mate's cat keep pissing on everyone's beds. [Re: dr_gonz]
    #4954262 - 11/18/05 11:57 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

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u spanked a cat????? :rofl:




lol same thing

don't be mean to the little guy, he doesn't know what he's doing. 

instead of brutality, just keep your door closed :shrug:

its not that hard to keep a cat out of your room


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Re: Room mate's cat keep pissing on everyone's beds. [Re: dr_gonz]
    #4954268 - 11/18/05 11:58 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Let me guess. It's a male. And it hasn't been neutered. Well, the only way to fix this is to......, ah......., well..., Neuter it. It is spraying. Marking his territory, so to speak. Just a natural thing, I might add.


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Re: Room mate's cat keep pissing on everyone's beds. [Re: Mushit]
    #4954283 - 11/19/05 12:06 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

my cousin had an unneutered male cat that sprayed everything in the house. He refused to neuter the damn thing, so everyone in the house kept the cat in his room, and he was not allowed to let it leave there. A week was all that was needed to change his mind.

My advice to you would be, make him keep his cat in his room only. If you find the cat anywhere else except in his room, put it back in there.

Simply keeping your own door closed isn't gonna keep that little fucker from spraying everything else in the house. IMO having it spray everwhere else is almost as bad as having it spray in your room. If you just keep your door closed it is very likely that is will spray your door constantly.


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Re: Room mate's cat keep pissing on everyone's beds. [Re: Jared]
    #4954427 - 11/19/05 01:24 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

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Years ago I adopted a cat from a deceased friend. He was a beautiful animal and we got along great. Then he started pissing all over ruining expensive things, though I kept his litter box very clean. Treating him as if he were a dog, I stuck his nose in it, whacked him and dropped him in his box. The problem got worse and I chased him round the house to beat him. He wouldn't learn and I got more emphatic. After one session, I felt just awful for both of us and I cried my heart out for hurting the little fellow are for taking a perverse delight in having an excuse to do so.

I was ready to give him away when I used the internet and discovered that he had a urinary tract infection which was easily cured.

To show that I have a whacky side, the cat's name was Pepper which I didn't seem to fit. So one night I asked him his real name. I "intuited" his response as Mufti - a name I never heard before. One day, an Iranian friend was over and asked the cat's name. When I told him, he said it was Persian for royalty.





Urinary tract infection. Take it to the vet and have it checked out.




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Re: Room mate's cat keep pissing on everyone's beds. [Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
    #4954464 - 11/19/05 01:40 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Yes, I spanked the cat. :P I don't know what to do anymore, rubbing her nose doesnt work, putting her in her litterbox doesnt work, the cat just wants to fucking piss all over our beds.

Its a female cat.. and its very very specific, it always goes right in the middle of the beds... and only on beds. not the couches, carpets, rugs. The dead center of a fucking bed, it has to be. I don't know that this is a urinary tract infection.. it seems to specific.. but I'm gonna tell him to take his fucking cat, anyways.

Thx Skorpivo.

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Re: Room mate's cat keep pissing on everyone's beds. [Re: Jared]
    #4954499 - 11/19/05 01:54 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

You're thinking of dogs. I've never ever heard of that working for a cat.

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Re: Room mate's cat keep pissing on everyone's beds. [Re: lIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl]
    #4954620 - 11/19/05 02:38 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

tell him he has to keep the cat in his room only. its simple, then you dont have to worry about your bed being pissed on, especially if you forgot to close your door


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Re: Room mate's cat keep pissing on everyone's beds. [Re: Jared]
    #4954658 - 11/19/05 03:38 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Get a fucking spray bottle.  Spray it with water if you see it getting "comfy" on someone's bed.

If the litter box isn't clean and taken care of, or is in an odd place (say, too open) it can happen.  That said...kittie pee isn't too bad.  Small bladder, and it's not really that unclean.  At least it's not a doberman shitting on your pillow.

And, fuck, man.  Don't shove your cat's nose in its piss or spank it--that's like screaming Frenchman in Chinese--the cat has no fucking idea what you're talking about. 

Google your problem and you might find some helpful tips.  Don't fucking abuse the kitty--it really can't make a clear connection between what you're angry about and its behavior. 

Chill out, foo.  :wink:


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Re: Room mate's cat keep pissing on everyone's beds. [Re: GnuBobo]
    #4954663 - 11/19/05 03:48 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

yup, what bobo said :thumbup:

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Re: Room mate's cat keep pissing on everyone's beds. [Re: Jared]
    #4954698 - 11/19/05 04:48 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

If I had a roommate who's cat kept on pissing on my bed I would either kill the cat, or kill the roommate.

And I wouldn't feel guilty about doing either one.

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Re: Room mate's cat keep pissing on everyone's beds. [Re: gregorio]
    #4954925 - 11/19/05 08:12 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

take it to the vet to get checked and maybe neutered, keep the cat box clean, private, but accessable, if you have changed its litter brand change it back bc it doesnt like it, spray it when it gets on the beds, and dont be mean to it as this can be counter productive.


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Re: Room mate's cat keep pissing on everyone's beds. [Re: kilgore_trout]
    #4954933 - 11/19/05 08:14 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

if it paws at the bed afterwards, like its trying to throw litter over its piss, its prob not a marking thing. in fact, it sounds more like a litter box thing. it prob paws at the blankets and figures its the best it can do for an acceptable litter box. when they mark a lot of times its along a wall up on the wall.


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Re: Room mate's cat keep pissing on everyone's beds. [Re: Jared]
    #4954938 - 11/19/05 08:16 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Rent the movie Gumo and let the roomate know how you feel about bad catz

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Re: Room mate's cat keep pissing on everyone's beds. [Re: Noviseer]
    #4954964 - 11/19/05 08:25 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

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dr_gonz said:
u spanked a cat????? :rofl:



lol same thing
don't be mean to the little guy, he doesn't know what he's doing. 





the cat knows, I'm sure it's a male cat, I've never had a problem with females doing that unless they're trying to get back at you for something, spanking a cat and rubbing it's nose in it's urine is not an effective means of training

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Re: Room mate's cat keep pissing on everyone's beds. [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #4954969 - 11/19/05 08:25 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

if not neutered cats do spray their smell on shit, ie peeing

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Re: Room mate's cat keep pissing on everyone's beds. [Re: GnuBobo]
    #4954984 - 11/19/05 08:30 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

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GnuBobo said:
kittie pee isn't too bad.




I disagree especialy if you have a great deal of places around the houst that it's
doing it, I replaces carpet, padding, drywall, insulation and the subfloor
in a house where people had a couple of cats that were pissing, it was about
$12k in work because it's a smell that wont come out any other way

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At least it's not a doberman shitting on your pillow.




as the owner of a doberman and 3 cats, the dog poo is preferable

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Re: Room mate's cat keep pissing on everyone's beds. [Re: Jared]
    #4955127 - 11/19/05 09:21 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Hitting an animal will only make it fear you and possibly act out even more.

Is her litter box clean?  Keep it clean and fresh...  DAILY SCOOPINGS.  It's a gross job, but that part of owning a cat.  :shrug:  Put more then one litter box in your house.  One on each floor.  My kitten forgot where her litter box was, and she peed on my bean bag chair thinking it was a litter box...so I put one litter box on each floor of the house in very obvious spots, and we never had another problem.

Is she spayed?  Female cats spray too!  It's very unpleasant....trust me, I know.  My old roommate had an unneutered male who sprayed all over the house.  She wouldn't neuter him and we kicked her and her stinky cat out.  Tell your roommate to her her spayed. 

Keep the door to your room closed.  Don't let her in.  Make a habit of closing the door when you leave your room and when you go to sleep at night.

Whatever you do, DO NOT rub her nose in it...that's not going to teach her anything.  It will just make her resent you even more and make the problem worse.  Maybe she DOES have a urinary tract infection... or some kind of illness?

Good luck with everything.... I hope it works out.  :heart:


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Re: Room mate's cat keep pissing on everyone's beds. [Re: Mushit]
    #4955131 - 11/19/05 09:23 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Its sucks to have to chop his nuts off but really its the only way.

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Let me guess. It's a male. And it hasn't been neutered. Well, the only way to fix this is to......, ah......., well..., Neuter it. It is spraying. Marking his territory, so to speak. Just a natural thing, I might add.




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Re: Room mate's cat keep pissing on everyone's beds. [Re: kilroy69]
    #4955259 - 11/19/05 09:58 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

I would maybe spray cologne or something you like but strong on the top and maybe it would bother the cat. ?Only thing I could think of?

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Re: Room mate's cat keep pissing on everyone's beds. [Re: kilroy69]
    #4955349 - 11/19/05 10:31 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

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Its sucks to have to chop his nuts off but really its the only way.





if it's already reaching maturity it wont make a difference

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Re: Room mate's cat keep pissing on everyone's beds. [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #4955424 - 11/19/05 11:02 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

What ever, cat piss is the worst piss of all. It smells terrible and you cant really get the smell out of the object it pissed on. =/

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Re: Room mate's cat keep pissing on everyone's beds. [Re: Jared]
    #4955449 - 11/19/05 11:11 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Sometimes, cat's just pee on stuff.

I had a cat that previously was an outside cat. Since we moved to the city, we made her stay inside. After awhile, she started pissing on shit.

She was a spayed adult female
No health issues like UTI
Good diet
Used the litterbox (clean) for peeing + poo

The vet couldn't find anything wrong. My husband and I tried EVERYTHING to get her to stop but nothing worked. She'd climb on the bed and pee right on top of us. Finally, we realized it was because she was unhappy being indoors. She would sit in front of the window and stare outside for hours and hours, unmoving. She'd make all sorts of weird noises at the animals outside. She was just so wild at heart still. Finally, we decided to give her to a farm lady who would feed her out in the barn.

Last I heard she was a happy kitty.

My experience leads me to believe that some urinating problems are more complicated then others, having to do with behavior rather then health.

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Re: Room mate's cat keep pissing on everyone's beds. [Re: Jared]
    #10407257 - 05/27/09 12:12 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Dude hook that bad boy up to a harness and get high!  Maybe you'll get to caress some awesome boobies!


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Re: Room mate's cat keep pissing on everyone's beds. [Re: Jared]
    #10407446 - 05/27/09 01:08 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Keep your bedroom door shut?

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Re: Room mate's cat keep pissing on everyone's beds. [Re: Gr8fulJ420]
    #10407467 - 05/27/09 01:15 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

this thread is three and a half years old i hope he's resolved the issue by now

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Re: Room mate's cat keep pissing on everyone's beds. [Re: PhshPanic]
    #10407477 - 05/27/09 01:18 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

goddammit. i didn't even notice that.

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Re: Room mate's cat keep pissing on everyone's beds. [Re: Gr8fulJ420]
    #10407481 - 05/27/09 01:19 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

haha :thumbup: GG

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Re: Room mate's cat keep pissing on everyone's beds. [Re: Jared]
    #10407667 - 05/27/09 02:00 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Dude!  You could make a fortune selling that on the black market!  Cat Piss (CP) is some super strong shit, man!  It will make you twisted.  That cat is a gold mine!


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Re: Room mate's cat keep pissing on everyone's beds. [Re: Jared]
    #10409276 - 05/27/09 06:16 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

I miss Jared.

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Re: Room mate's cat keep pissing on everyone's beds. [Re: Jared]
    #10409544 - 05/27/09 07:07 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

I would pee on your bed too.

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Re: Room mate's cat keep pissing on everyone's beds. [Re: Jared]
    #10409577 - 05/27/09 07:13 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

:frown:

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Re: Room mate's cat keep pissing on everyone's beds. [Re: Barkley]
    #10412315 - 05/28/09 07:35 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Jared is good people.  :heart:


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Re: Room mate's cat keep pissing on everyone's beds. [Re: Jared]
    #10412407 - 05/28/09 08:23 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Take it to the zoo toss it over the fence with the lions, maybe they will bond.


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Re: Room mate's cat keep pissing on everyone's beds. [Re: PhshPanic]
    #10412478 - 05/28/09 08:50 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

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this thread is three and a half years old i hope he's resolved the issue by now




Yeah. Way to go Dank_Trichome :facepalm:

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Re: Room mate's cat keep pissing on everyone's beds. [Re: Jared]
    #10412815 - 05/28/09 10:42 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Damnit, didn't realize it was 3 years old.


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