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Edge
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pooping... do you squat or sit?

#4951014 - 11/18/05 09:51 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

So sorry, I felt compelled to do it after the post about pissing. Sorry if this was mentioned in it, i didnt read it through too thouroughly.

So... do you let your ass touch the nasty germ infested and sometimes piss encrusted toilet seat?

Or do you squat with your ass a few inches above the bowl?

:crazy2:

:crazy2:

:rolleyes:

:wink:

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goobler
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Re: pooping... do you squat or sit?

[Re: Edge]
#4951031 - 11/18/05 09:55 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

are you saying your toilet seat is all grungy?

clean that stuff man

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peepeepottypants
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Re: pooping... do you squat or sit?

[Re: Edge]
#4951032 - 11/18/05 09:55 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

For a girl, all that squatting everytime she needed to make a poop or piss, would make for some very strong legs

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goobler
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Re: pooping... do you squat or sit?

[Re: peepeepottypants]
#4951035 - 11/18/05 09:56 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

indeed

:derfase:

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McKennaFan200
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Re: pooping... do you squat or sit?

[Re: Edge]
#4951041 - 11/18/05 09:59 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Well my toilet isn't a grungy germ-infested pissy thing, so I sit down like any normal person would.

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HeavyToilet
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Re: pooping... do you squat or sit?

[Re: goobler]
#4951042 - 11/18/05 09:59 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

He's obviously talking about public washrooms, not his own (at least I hope he is).

Edited by HeavyToilet (11/18/05 09:59 AM)

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THE KRAT BARON
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Re: pooping... do you squat or sit?

[Re: Edge]
#4951050 - 11/18/05 10:03 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

If I have to use a public toilet it's usually followed up by a shower when I get home.

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Re: pooping... do you squat or sit?

[Re: Edge]
#4951053 - 11/18/05 10:04 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

if i use a public toliet, i'll use a seat-cover, or if they don't have them, cover the seat in toliet paper, and then sit on that.

on my own toliet, of course i sit.

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Edge
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Re: pooping... do you squat or sit?

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#4951055 - 11/18/05 10:04 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

peepeepottypants said:
For a girl, all that squatting everytime she needed to make a poop or piss, would make for some very strong legs

thats exactly what i'd like to think about when we hang out... :projectile:

:projectile:

and yeah, our toilet seats here are often dirty.... what else would one expect from 5 guys living in the same place? :evil:

:evil:

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Re: pooping... do you squat or sit?

[Re: Edge]
#4951058 - 11/18/05 10:04 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

I just plain don't sit on public restroom toilets unless I have some explosive diarrhea and I'm going to have a blowout.

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Edge
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Re: pooping... do you squat or sit?

[Re: HeavyToilet]
#4951065 - 11/18/05 10:06 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

and yeah, it was mainly directed at public bathrooms....

but i guess i was referring to home ones too :shitstorm:

:shitstorm:

:poop:

:glittershitz:

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peepeepottypants
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Re: pooping... do you squat or sit?

[Re: Edge]
#4951070 - 11/18/05 10:07 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah your toilet seats are pretty gross, I that it also played into why i didnt shower when I was there, the showers probably wouldnt get me too clean either.

thats exactly what i'd like to think about when we hang out... :projectile:

:projectile:

but if you throw up on me...Im going to have to kill you...or try to

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Edge
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Re: pooping... do you squat or sit?

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#4951086 - 11/18/05 10:11 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

the shower is actually pretty clean... and the toilet seats arent THAT bad... at least not all the time.

why? you puked on me a little before when you were sick.

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peepeepottypants
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Re: pooping... do you squat or sit?

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#4951095 - 11/18/05 10:12 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

which time, IM always puking.
was it when you watched me pitifully hang out by the toilet in my house?

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krin
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Re: pooping... do you squat or sit?

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#4951099 - 11/18/05 10:14 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

i put toilet paper on my seat at home cuz its cold as a bitch

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peepeepottypants
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#4951112 - 11/18/05 10:17 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

what about in the summer?

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Edge
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#4951114 - 11/18/05 10:17 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

yeah, i think it was.

and krin, if its warmth you're looking for then why not some heated rags with warm water in them?

....i am being sarcastic.... but it would work.

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goobler
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Re: pooping... do you squat or sit?

[Re: Edge]
#4951123 - 11/18/05 10:19 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

my toilet set upstairs has a heat mode

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Edge
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Re: pooping... do you squat or sit?

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#4951134 - 11/18/05 10:23 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

!ah! rich bastard... :rolleyes:

:rolleyes:

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Re: pooping... do you squat or sit?

[Re: Edge]
#4951186 - 11/18/05 10:38 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

i always sit to shit. in a public stall, i'll give the seat a quick once-over with some TP, especially if there are any yellow driplets. but i don't stress over putting my ass cheeks on some plastic where someone else did the same.

if the toilet seat was coated in liquid or solid, i'd go in another stall. if there was no choice, i'd hover rather than sit in the squidge.

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