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OfflineMicrocosmatrix
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Re: Human Upgrades [Re: PhanTomCat]
    #4952268 - 11/18/05 05:31 PM (15 years, 8 months ago)

Imagine how big of a line of coke you could snort!


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Re: Human Upgrades [Re: Microcosmatrix]
    #4952283 - 11/18/05 05:34 PM (15 years, 8 months ago)

You would have to make some kind of special straw, but where there is a will, there is a way....    :wink:


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Re: Human Upgrades [Re: PhanTomCat]
    #4952301 - 11/18/05 05:36 PM (15 years, 8 months ago)

this stuff is just too stupid :lol:


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Re: Human Upgrades [Re: PhanTomCat]
    #4952306 - 11/18/05 05:37 PM (15 years, 8 months ago)

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PhanTomCat said:
You would have to make some kind of special straw, but where there is a will, there is a way....    :wink:




you could use the straw of of those sports bottles, you know which ones im talking about?


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Re: Human Upgrades [Re: PhanTomCat]
    #4952309 - 11/18/05 05:37 PM (15 years, 8 months ago)

I'd be worried about insects flying up there. :crazy:




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Re: Human Upgrades [Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
    #4952427 - 11/18/05 06:09 PM (15 years, 8 months ago)

i think that the nose is real


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Re: Human Upgrades [Re: BLAST_420]
    #4952452 - 11/18/05 06:17 PM (15 years, 8 months ago)

With the amazing advancements in Science nowadays, almost none of those "upgrades" are very far-fetched.

http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php?Cat=0&Number=4952455&page=0&vc=#Post4952455



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Re: Human Upgrades [Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
    #4952463 - 11/18/05 06:20 PM (15 years, 8 months ago)

i hope so cuz i want some of them


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Re: Human Upgrades [Re: lemon_lw]
    #4952486 - 11/18/05 06:32 PM (15 years, 8 months ago)

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lemon_lw said:
Quote:

PhanTomCat said:
You would have to make some kind of special straw, but where there is a will, there is a way....    :wink:




you could use the straw of of those sports bottles, you know which ones im talking about?




Yeah, fitted with a cork/rubber stopper....!
Which actually, a cork might come in handy if you have a cold, or want to go swimming...!?  :tongue:


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Re: Human Upgrades [Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
    #4952491 - 11/18/05 06:33 PM (15 years, 8 months ago)

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I'd be worried about insects flying up there. :crazy:




Naaa, just think ahead, and befriend a funnel spider....    :shocked:


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Re: Human Upgrades [Re: PhanTomCat]
    #4952541 - 11/18/05 06:51 PM (15 years, 8 months ago)

what about those webbed hands? they look cool and they might be real, thing is id be worried about the skin riping


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Re: Human Upgrades [Re: BLAST_420]
    #4952549 - 11/18/05 06:55 PM (15 years, 8 months ago)

looks like panty hose to me


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Re: Human Upgrades [Re: Microcosmatrix]
    #4952552 - 11/18/05 06:56 PM (15 years, 8 months ago)

no, it looks photoshoped


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Re: Human Upgrades [Re: BLAST_420]
    #4952555 - 11/18/05 06:57 PM (15 years, 8 months ago)

you could get the same effect with the pantyhose, cheaper too!


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Re: Human Upgrades [Re: Microcosmatrix]
    #4952560 - 11/18/05 06:58 PM (15 years, 8 months ago)

There is no conqueror for you no more. Are you swimmer or diver? Change your approach to time ? now it flow slower. Just for you.
By manupulating with the N-DNA (neutral DNA cell) culture made by N-DNA Xlab the web has significantly reduced sensitivity than other tissues and with improoved SRF2 (Self Repai Function) it heals partial damage it self.
The upgrade involves also palm-shape change which enlarges the palm area about 25 % (without the webs).
When at rest the webs are hidden. Dispite of this the hand function could be affected so the webs are connected to the effloid ligamens (by evolution forgotten receptors in the brain, easily modificable for the new function with specified properties) which ensures prcise control of the hiding.


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Re: Human Upgrades [Re: BLAST_420]
    #4952566 - 11/18/05 07:00 PM (15 years, 8 months ago)

Heh- if the webs were "aftermarket parts" so to speak, they probably wouldn't transfer pain when they ripped.  But it would be weird, you couldn't use a pencil or chopsticks or anything else that uses the space between your fingers.  You'd be a hell of a swimmer though!  :grin:


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Re: Human Upgrades [Re: Edge]
    #4952570 - 11/18/05 07:03 PM (15 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Edge said:
so is all this stuff reality or a hoax?




It's not real....


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Re: Human Upgrades [Re: BLAST_420]
    #4952573 - 11/18/05 07:03 PM (15 years, 8 months ago)

"N-DNA (neutral DNA cell)"

"(by evolution forgotten receptors in the brain, easily modificable for the new function with specified properties)"

Those 2 phrases just keep popping up - That's the reason this has to be fake..
In my oppinion atleast - All these descriptions sounds exactly the same with different names and numbers :shrug:


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Re: Human Upgrades [Re: TheDudeAbides]
    #4952575 - 11/18/05 07:04 PM (15 years, 8 months ago)

Ahhh Ha! I knew it was a rouse..


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Re: Human Upgrades [Re: TheDudeAbides]
    #4952606 - 11/18/05 07:13 PM (15 years, 8 months ago)

well i agree that most of it is fake like the cunt with a tong in it, but i think that the nose and ears are most likly real



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