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InvisibleSkorpivoMusterion
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Human Upgrades
    #4950078 - 11/18/05 04:48 AM (15 years, 8 months ago)

The Simple Nose


The simplified nostril helps to keep the sinus nasal clean. The upgrade does not affects the original function of the mucosa which is due to unique DNA culture manipulated and growth by KanaLabs (Kanazawa, Japan).
The specialy shaped mucosa is 30 % bigger than the original one ?to ensure full non-problematic function. Thanks to this special mucosa the vibrissas are not needed anymore and are permanently removed from whole sinus nasal.
To keep desired shape of the nose the nasal cartilage is lenghten by recipients DNA culture and bio-plastic shaping bridge is implanted.


The Simplear


Very practical upgrade. With no collops the ear is easier to keep clean. The functionaility of the ear-wax glands is reduced to minimum. Therefore the wax function is kept but with no more negative effect.
At the most cases there is an extensive improvement of the hearing. That is thanks to the special grooves which lead the sound exactly to the redesigned ear canal and than to the ear drum.
Both grooves and ear canal are custom made to fit your needs.
The new external ear is made of recipients DNA culture and completely replaces the original one.


The Simple Tooth


This upgrade is truly revolution in dentistry. Not just because of the shape but also due to the materials and technologies.
With no interdental space there is almost no problem with the food remnants. The cleaning is the simpliest and easiest ever. Just a few motion with toothbrush and finished!
Thanks to the new N-DNA (neutral DNA cell) culture used for the tooth and the unique SRF (self reparation function) is the new tooth in normal circumstances almost ?undestroyable.
The SRF is invented by Human Upgrades Laboratories and provides nutrition of artificial N-DNA cultures. Organ with SRF can partialy repair it self.


The Sixth Finger


The thumb is considerred to be the reason of the human?s motoric ability which is what makes him to be the master of the world.
NOW IT IS THE TIME TO BE THE MASTER OF THE MASTERS.
Be unconquerable - grasp your chance strongly in you hands!
This upgrade uses reciever?s natural DNA culture to grow new thumbs. By connecting them to the effloid ligamens (by evolution forgotten receptors in the brain, easily modificable for the new function with specified properties) these are fully controllabe - the motoric function have to be practised to achieve perfect results.

http://www.humanupgrades.com/




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InvisibleZippoZM
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Re: Human Upgrades [Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
    #4950083 - 11/18/05 04:50 AM (15 years, 8 months ago)

whaaaaaaaaaa?


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Re: Human Upgrades [Re: ZippoZ]
    #4950088 - 11/18/05 04:50 AM (15 years, 8 months ago)

weird.


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Re: Human Upgrades [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #4950101 - 11/18/05 04:56 AM (15 years, 8 months ago)

Damn cool though. :smile:


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Re: Human Upgrades [Re: License_to_Chill]
    #4950108 - 11/18/05 04:59 AM (15 years, 8 months ago)

Do they really do that? 2 thumbs would be the shit!!


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InvisiblelIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl
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Re: Human Upgrades [Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
    #4950165 - 11/18/05 05:19 AM (15 years, 8 months ago)

I would like the tooth one if it was some kind of super hard allow like carbide and it was fused to your jaw. I would actually do this in a second. BTW the ears and nose and hands are fine the way they are.


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Re: Human Upgrades [Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
    #4950204 - 11/18/05 05:27 AM (15 years, 8 months ago)

i think most of it is just shit they made up, like the simple cunt and palmclit, also the cooling device for you head is fake too if you read about it it says it was used by the U.S. army space-ops


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Re: Human Upgrades [Re: BLAST_420]
    #4950371 - 11/18/05 06:16 AM (15 years, 8 months ago)

I could imagin that or something alill diffrent. maybe something totaly diffrent maybe something the same. haha na but its cool.
I wonder whatelse they got that stuff is quite insane wonder if its real.


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Re: Human Upgrades [Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
    #4950488 - 11/18/05 07:02 AM (15 years, 8 months ago)

ha! that's pretty cool stuff.


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Re: Human Upgrades [Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
    #4950519 - 11/18/05 07:38 AM (15 years, 8 months ago)

They don't have any centers in the U.S.....damn.

I do like the 6th finger idea though.


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Re: Human Upgrades [Re: McKennaFan200]
    #4950901 - 11/18/05 10:55 AM (15 years, 8 months ago)

That nose would be totally easy to pick.....

did i say that out loud?  :banghead:


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Re: Human Upgrades [Re: mediman0078]
    #4950928 - 11/18/05 11:08 AM (15 years, 8 months ago)

more girls should have the nose


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Re: Human Upgrades [Re: Cowgold]
    #4950929 - 11/18/05 11:08 AM (15 years, 8 months ago)

shutup nose fucker


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Re: Human Upgrades [Re: Cowgold]
    #4950938 - 11/18/05 11:10 AM (15 years, 8 months ago)

im scared


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Re: Human Upgrades [Re: McKennaFan200]
    #4950947 - 11/18/05 11:15 AM (15 years, 8 months ago)

Lol, someone put a lot of effort into that website just to fool people.


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Re: Human Upgrades [Re: freddurgan]
    #4950957 - 11/18/05 11:23 AM (15 years, 8 months ago)

What if it's the real deal and you start seeing these people walking around Europe?  That would be scary. :tongue:


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Re: Human Upgrades [Re: fearfect]
    #4950962 - 11/18/05 11:26 AM (15 years, 8 months ago)

i want a dolphinplasty


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Re: Human Upgrades [Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
    #4951132 - 11/18/05 12:22 PM (15 years, 8 months ago)

You forgot SIMPLECUNT:

"The complexity of the women?s genitals is source for many diseases and problems. Is crucial to keep clean this part of body to avoid them.
With SIMPLECUNT upgrade the genitals are reduced to the vaginal openning and clitoris. The vaginal openning as well as the clitoris is protected by modificated surounding musculus and complexion. This ensures that the organs are kept in its original environment.
The sexual function is enhanced by using the teleneurons of removed parts used for the current or new ones so the sexual enjoyment is more intensive than before.
The crinis is kept or removed by request."



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Re: Human Upgrades [Re: Microcosmatrix]
    #4951141 - 11/18/05 12:25 PM (15 years, 8 months ago)

so is all this stuff reality or a hoax?


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Re: Human Upgrades [Re: Edge]
    #4951153 - 11/18/05 12:28 PM (15 years, 8 months ago)

i call shenanigans.


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