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Offlinedrtyfrnk
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Re: girl trouble just doesn't end [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4933177 - 11/14/05 04:20 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

RandalFlagg said:
Son, hit it and quit it.  Listen to the wisdom of us older guys.




Truer words were never spoken.  :thumbup:


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Re: girl trouble just doesn't end [Re: drtyfrnk]
    #4933641 - 11/14/05 06:19 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Well next time we chill I'll get a few in me and see where it takes me.

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Re: girl trouble just doesn't end [Re: Tangerines]
    #4935110 - 11/14/05 10:56 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Get away from her unless you want something trivial.

Or maybe ask her about it? She seems dishonest though.


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Re: girl trouble just doesn't end [Re: Jaimie]
    #4935504 - 11/15/05 12:25 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

As someone mentioned earlier...if she'll leave this guy for you, she'll leave you for a new one..

Girls are fucked up dude..

This is what I do..

Look for ass, Hit it, Hit it again, maybe a few more times..
Then look for a new piece before I get attached...

All the while, meeting various girls scoping out girlfriend material..
When a girl comes on to me, and falls in love with me (the clingy type that'll stay with you until YOU break up with THEM) are the GF material IMO
Those are the ones that won't fuck you over...out of every 5 or so of those you meet, usually there's at least one that you can like...
Until then, as meeting them is hard at times...
LOOK FOR ASS, HIT IT, HIT IT AGAIN, MAYBE A FEW MORE TIMES..
AND START OVER..

Just my 3 cents (yes I said 3)


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Re: girl trouble just doesn't end [Re: jarroddupont]
    #4935521 - 11/15/05 12:31 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

jarroddupont said:
As someone mentioned earlier...if she'll leave this guy for you, she'll leave you for a new one..

Girls are fucked up dude..

This is what I do..

Look for ass, Hit it, Hit it again, maybe a few more times..
Then look for a new piece before I get attached...

All the while, meeting various girls scoping out girlfriend material..
When a girl comes on to me, and falls in love with me (the clingy type that'll stay with you until YOU break up with THEM) are the GF material IMO
Those are the ones that won't fuck you over...out of every 5 or so of those you meet, usually there's at least one that you can like...
Until then, as meeting them is hard at times...
LOOK FOR ASS, HIT IT, HIT IT AGAIN, MAYBE A FEW MORE TIMES..
AND START OVER..

Just my 3 cents (yes I said 3)



But a girl is fucked up for doing the same thing?


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Re: girl trouble just doesn't end [Re: Taskenti]
    #4935590 - 11/15/05 12:48 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

As men, already perceived as sexist pigs by women, what about this is not to be expected from us?

Call me a hypocrit, but guys are already considered "fucked up" for this..

Yes, there may be a minority/exception of guys this doesn't apply to..
Maybe this guy actually...

But I said, "just my 3 cents"


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Re: girl trouble just doesn't end [Re: jarroddupont]
    #4935642 - 11/15/05 01:00 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

she wants to get the relationship shit from you but the dick from her boyfriend.


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Re: girl trouble just doesn't end [Re: zenmunk]
    #4935709 - 11/15/05 01:17 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

...even more lucid

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Re: girl trouble just doesn't end [Re: Tangerines]
    #4936131 - 11/15/05 06:14 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

First thing first, get your confidence up.  Females sense insecurity and don't like it.  You come off as confident and you are halfway to baggin the skeezer.
Go ahead and start working out.  Makes you feel good, and will naturally raise your confidence.  Which translates to more pussy.

Second, as others have pointed out, she's probably not worth pursuing a relationship with.  But as you'll find out in life, most aren't.  Just don't go in looking for something serious.  Let it come with time.

If you want to get her, just talk to her.  Make her laugh and try to avoid talking about her boyfriend unless she brings it up.  And even then, don't dwell on it.  Just show her a good time.  If she's currently unhappy, then making her smile will work wonders.  That's the kind of thing that sticks in a ladies head at night.
Help her realize that you are better than what she's currently with :wink:
Find out what she likes to do for fun and do it with her.  Be easy at first.  Don't fiend her every day.  After you talk to/chill with her give it a day or two to simmer.  After a week or two, make a move.

Oh, don't forget to throw in some compliments.  That's where being slick comes in.  If you see she changed something(her hair, new clothes, painted nails) let her know it looks good.  Not only did you compliment her(who doesn't like a compliment?), but you also NOTICED her change.  You care enough to notice things like that, and she'll notice you noticing her.


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Re: girl trouble just doesn't end [Re: zenmunk]
    #4937262 - 11/15/05 01:49 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

zenmunk said:
she wants to get the relationship shit from you but the dick from her boyfriend.




DING! DING! DING!

www.intellectualwhores.com

This site will tell you everything you need to know.

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Re: girl trouble just doesn't end [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4937276 - 11/15/05 01:52 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

I didn't read everything but the first post.
Your wasting your time.
Why?
Shes already caused you distress. Look at her flirt while she has a boyfriend. Do you want that in a girl.
Get over her, find a new girl, unless they don't come around often. Yeah you get a girl your like "damn this is one i want", but put it aside, you will find more, this is not the last girl you will see.

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Re: girl trouble just doesn't end [Re: factory81]
    #4939148 - 11/15/05 08:50 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Well thanks for all the input. I should have seen this cause it has happened before(other girls). This weekend I am going to chill with her and if nothing hits off then I'm done trying.

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Re: girl trouble just doesn't end [Re: Tangerines]
    #4939647 - 11/15/05 10:36 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Good idea ^ :thumbup:

*dammit, 3rd post 30 seconds after 2nd* <- and I was doing so good today...


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Re: girl trouble just doesn't end [Re: Tangerines]
    #4941711 - 11/16/05 01:37 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Several possible scenarios:

1. She is unhappy with her current coyfriend and she is scoping you out as the new guy. She will possibly leave her boyfriend for you.

a. If this happens she will probably continue to string along her old boyfriend as a backup guy.

b. She will probably do the same thing to you (continue going out with you and scope out a new guy) when she gets bored.

2. She is just out to get some dick and some guy attention from several guys.

a. If this is the case, she is not going to leave her boyfriend for you. You will be her "on the side" guy that she can run to when she needs laid or when things are not perfect with the boyfriend.

10% chance it is #1. 90% chance it is #2. Trust me on this.

Get your dick in her as many times as is possible and the second it becomes too much trouble to deal with her or that you sense games are being played, throw her ass to the curb.




LISTEN TO THIS, HE IS SPEAKING THE TRUTH!!

PS. I have never heard this layed out so simply before! Awsome!, just simply awsome!

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Re: girl trouble just doesn't end [Re: FlusH]
    #4941742 - 11/16/05 01:45 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

FlusH said:
PS. I have never heard this layed out so simply before! Awsome!, just simply awsome!




*Randalflagg struts around the forum*

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Re: girl trouble just doesn't end [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4949794 - 11/18/05 12:23 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Damn. Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks.

Yeah there are some good ones out there but this doesn't sound worth your while.

I think it's kind of funny that guys are supposed to be the shallow immature ones but for the most part we tend to be much more honest and sincere. Or at least simple. Girls are so manipulative and crafty.


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