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Re: What's the difference between Jesus and Santa Claus? [Re: Learyfan]
#4939817 - 11/15/05 11:12 PM (18 years, 3 months ago) |
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I've heard of him. I was just confused as to why you were referring to him in this conversation. Did you do a jesus act of something?
He was just condemned and threatened with a lawsuit by some Eastern European/Asian country.
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Re: What's the difference between Jesus and Santa Claus? [Re: Redstorm]
#4939844 - 11/15/05 11:17 PM (18 years, 3 months ago) |
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It amazes me how easily convos start about religion and Andy Kaufman
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Re: What's the difference between Jesus and Santa Claus? [Re: Redstorm]
#4939846 - 11/15/05 11:18 PM (18 years, 3 months ago) |
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leery11 said: If there is a Jesus his brithday certainly wasn't "on christmas" .... Christmas is a souped up combination of many pagan holidays......
You have no way of detemining that. Pure and utter speculation.
Actually, there are clues in the Gospels that suggest that Jesus was probably born sometime in Spring.
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Re: What's the difference between Jesus and Santa Claus? [Re: Redstorm]
#4939868 - 11/15/05 11:23 PM (18 years, 3 months ago) |
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The difference?
Age 5- Jesus- Parents say: Jesus was the son of God and died for our sins Santa- Parents say: Santa brings presents to good kids and coal to bad kids
age 10 Jesus-Parents say: Seriously, Jesus was the son of God and died for our sins
Santa-Parents say: Just kidding, go to church.
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Re: What's the difference between Jesus and Santa Claus? [Re: Silversoul]
#4939874 - 11/15/05 11:24 PM (18 years, 3 months ago) |
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Paradigm said:
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Redstorm said:
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leery11 said: If there is a Jesus his brithday certainly wasn't "on christmas" .... Christmas is a souped up combination of many pagan holidays......
You have no way of detemining that. Pure and utter speculation.
Actually, there are clues in the Gospels that suggest that Jesus was probably born sometime in Spring.
Really? I don't remember reading that. I'm not a well-versed Christian or anything, so I wouldn't be suprised to wrong.
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quiver
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Re: What's the difference between Jesus and Santa Claus? [Re: Harbinger]
#4939877 - 11/15/05 11:26 PM (18 years, 3 months ago) |
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i always thought coal was for the poor kids to keep warm in those cold icy countries
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Re: What's the difference between Jesus and Santa Claus? [Re: Redstorm]
#4939890 - 11/15/05 11:29 PM (18 years, 3 months ago) |
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You probably don't remember it because it doesn't say it outright. It takes some knowledge of the Israeli climate and the culture of the times. Based on the account of the shepherds' activities, his birth would've been sometime in Spring or Summer.
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Re: What's the difference between Jesus and Santa Claus? [Re: Redstorm]
#4939896 - 11/15/05 11:30 PM (18 years, 3 months ago) |
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Redstorm said: I've heard of him. I was just confused as to why you were referring to him in this conversation. Did you do a jesus act of something?
Yeah the Jesus birthday on Christmas line was from Ali G. As was the reindeer line.
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He was just condemned and threatened with a lawsuit by some Eastern European/Asian country.
It's probably Kazakhstan. I heard they were pissed at him. His best character is a man named Borat who is the fifth most famous person in Kazakhstan. The thing I like most about Ali G is that he gets people to admit all sorts if ignorant shit by pretending to be sympathetic or just as ignorant.
Anyway back to the subject, "Jesus vs. Santa: who would win", I believe it was.
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Re: What's the difference between Jesus and Santa Claus? [Re: Learyfan]
#4939922 - 11/15/05 11:37 PM (18 years, 3 months ago) |
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lol santa would beat the crap out of jesus
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Re: What's the difference between Jesus and Santa Claus? [Re: quiver]
#4939944 - 11/15/05 11:43 PM (18 years, 3 months ago) |
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Santa was black?
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Re: What's the difference between Jesus and Santa Claus? [Re: StrandedVoyager]
#4940004 - 11/16/05 12:06 AM (18 years, 3 months ago) |
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he would've been lumping coal around
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