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 NonFunctional
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 When Ferrets attack caseings! 
#490729 - 12/14/01 02:53 AM (22 years, 4 months ago) |
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Ok, it's 4:30 in the a.m and I just got home. I see a note sitting on my coffee table. I read it and it goes a lil something like the:
"PLEASE, please, please don't hate me, please!
STUPID STUPID me locked the ferret in the closet without realizeing it. I might (might has a slash through it) have ruined everything. I feel like shit, I am REALLY REALLY sorry!"
Fearing for the worst, I open the closet. Nothing could prepare me for the horror I saw! Potting soil over there, and over here, and some right there! Caseings flipped over, tunneled into, and just ripped apart. 3 rather large caseings down the drain. Only one survived cause it's sitting up high. I can't blame my girlfriend, shit happens. But I can blame that fucking carpet shark of a ferret! It is soooooooo lucky I refuse to hit my animals.
I'm so sad I could shit
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felix
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 Re: When Ferrets attack caseings! [Re: NonFunctional]
#490731 - 12/14/01 02:58 AM (22 years, 4 months ago) |
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FUUUUUUCK!
smoke a bowl and be thankful for the savaged. success is only hindered, not ruined.
by the way...do ferrets make your house stink? i want one
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mastreo
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 Re: When Ferrets attack caseings! [Re: NonFunctional]
#490733 - 12/14/01 03:03 AM (22 years, 4 months ago) |
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That really sucks man. My sympathy goes to you and those fun guys that never came to be.
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FreakShow
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 Re: When Ferrets attack caseings! [Re: NonFunctional]
#490776 - 12/14/01 04:35 AM (22 years, 4 months ago) |
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dude, just reading your ferret posting and i had to both sympathyse with you and laugh at the same time. I used to have a ferret and know exactly what you mean. Man, if you leave a ferret locked away in a closet, you can surely expect that they will go through literally everything in there! what little trouble makers they are. I used to have a ferret! lol. cute little terrors aren't they! i still liked that animal even though it was a pest sometimes. smart as heck! well, hope things work out for you! Did your ferret happen to eat any of your shrooms? hehe. that'd be funny as hell!
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NonFunctional
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Re: When Ferrets attack caseings! [Re: FreakShow]
#490991 - 12/14/01 11:26 AM (22 years, 4 months ago) |
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Felix, I suggest you do get a ferret. It is one of the best animals I ever had. If you do get one, get it from a breeder. They come fixed, descented, and litter trained. I got a cage for it but it's always open. It just shits in my cats litter box. They get into everything though, and I mean everything. Little thiefs.
Freakshow, it didn't eat any shrooms. I wish it had to teach it's little ass a lesson. I always joked about giving it acid but i'm to afraid it would wig out and claw me to death. Could you imagine trippin and have a little rat attack you?! hehe
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The price they put upon the heads of folks with poignant views
Would be better spent on the children without shoes
And when the King condoned the actions of the liar
He forgot to weight the awesom power of the village crier
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Jammer
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 Re: When Ferrets attack caseings! [Re: NonFunctional]
#490999 - 12/14/01 11:39 AM (22 years, 4 months ago) |
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Thats the nice thing about cats. Of corse they might mistake a cased tray for there liter box- (no good).
:)
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Re: When Ferrets attack caseings! [Re: Jammer]
#491059 - 12/14/01 12:58 PM (22 years, 4 months ago) |
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I feel for you man! All that hard work down the drain!
At first I thought this would be a good making to a FOX show, "When Ferrets Attack", or "When Good Ferrets Go Bad"!
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 luvdemshrooms
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Re: When Ferrets attack caseings! [Re: psilocybian]
#491118 - 12/14/01 02:03 PM (22 years, 4 months ago) |
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Beat the girlfriend (kidding)
Kill the ferrets (not kidding)
Ferrets are nasty, smelly, disgusting little creatures.
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