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OfflineNonFunctional
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When Ferrets attack caseings!
    #490729 - 12/14/01 04:53 AM (17 years, 8 days ago)

Ok, it's 4:30 in the a.m and I just got home. I see a note sitting on my coffee table. I read it and it goes a lil something like the:

"PLEASE, please, please don't hate me, please!
STUPID STUPID me locked the ferret in the closet without realizeing it. I might (might has a slash through it) have ruined everything. I feel like shit, I am REALLY REALLY sorry!"

Fearing for the worst, I open the closet. Nothing could prepare me for the horror I saw! Potting soil over there, and over here, and some right there! Caseings flipped over, tunneled into, and just ripped apart. 3 rather large caseings down the drain. Only one survived cause it's sitting up high. I can't blame my girlfriend, shit happens. But I can blame that fucking carpet shark of a ferret! It is soooooooo lucky I refuse to hit my animals.

I'm so sad I could shit


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Re: When Ferrets attack caseings! [Re: NonFunctional]
    #490731 - 12/14/01 04:58 AM (17 years, 8 days ago)

FUUUUUUCK!
smoke a bowl and be thankful for the savaged. success is only hindered, not ruined.

by the way...do ferrets make your house stink? i want one


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Re: When Ferrets attack caseings! [Re: NonFunctional]
    #490733 - 12/14/01 05:03 AM (17 years, 8 days ago)

That really sucks man. My sympathy goes to you and those fun guys that never came to be.


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Re: When Ferrets attack caseings! [Re: NonFunctional]
    #490776 - 12/14/01 06:35 AM (17 years, 8 days ago)

dude, just reading your ferret posting and i had to both sympathyse with you and laugh at the same time. I used to have a ferret and know exactly what you mean. Man, if you leave a ferret locked away in a closet, you can surely expect that they will go through literally everything in there! what little trouble makers they are. I used to have a ferret! lol. cute little terrors aren't they! i still liked that animal even though it was a pest sometimes. smart as heck! well, hope things work out for you! Did your ferret happen to eat any of your shrooms? hehe. that'd be funny as hell!





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Re: When Ferrets attack caseings! [Re: FreakShow]
    #490991 - 12/14/01 01:26 PM (17 years, 7 days ago)

Felix, I suggest you do get a ferret. It is one of the best animals I ever had. If you do get one, get it from a breeder. They come fixed, descented, and litter trained. I got a cage for it but it's always open. It just shits in my cats litter box. They get into everything though, and I mean everything. Little thiefs.

Freakshow, it didn't eat any shrooms. I wish it had to teach it's little ass a lesson. I always joked about giving it acid but i'm to afraid it would wig out and claw me to death. Could you imagine trippin and have a little rat attack you?! hehe


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Re: When Ferrets attack caseings! [Re: NonFunctional]
    #490999 - 12/14/01 01:39 PM (17 years, 7 days ago)

Thats the nice thing about cats. Of corse they might mistake a cased tray for there liter box- (no good).

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Re: When Ferrets attack caseings! [Re: Jammer]
    #491059 - 12/14/01 02:58 PM (17 years, 7 days ago)

I feel for you man! All that hard work down the drain!

At first I thought this would be a good making to a FOX show, "When Ferrets Attack", or "When Good Ferrets Go Bad"!


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Re: When Ferrets attack caseings! [Re: psilocybian]
    #491118 - 12/14/01 04:03 PM (17 years, 7 days ago)

Beat the girlfriend (kidding)
Kill the ferrets (not kidding)
Ferrets are nasty, smelly, disgusting little creatures.


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