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Tongue Lengthening
    #4904044 - 11/07/05 11:22 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

You know that line of tissue under your tongue well i want to cut it and lengthen my tongue, obviously wouldn't do it myself.

It hurts slightly if im licking the girlfriends pussy  :eek:

Anyone else share this feeling?  :crazy2:


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Re: Tongue Lengthening [Re: mikeyboy]
    #4904047 - 11/07/05 11:22 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

isnt that wut KISS did


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Re: Tongue Lengthening [Re: thegatewaydrug]
    #4904070 - 11/07/05 11:29 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

perhaps thats why gene simmons has been with so many women

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Re: Tongue Lengthening [Re: peepeepottypants]
    #4904074 - 11/07/05 11:30 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

gene simmons, thats wut his name was:foreheadslap: :grin:


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Re: Tongue Lengthening [Re: mikeyboy]
    #4904078 - 11/07/05 11:31 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Ive always wanted to do this i have the shortest tongue.It comes out maybe 1 1/2 inch from my lips

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Re: Tongue Lengthening [Re: mikeyboy]
    #4904088 - 11/07/05 11:34 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

THIS DOES NOT WORK

dont do it

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Re: Tongue Lengthening [Re: goobler]
    #4904117 - 11/07/05 11:41 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

why doesnt it work?


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Re: Tongue Lengthening [Re: mikeyboy]
    #4904123 - 11/07/05 11:44 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

mikeyboy said:
You know that line of tissue under your tongue well i want to cut it and lengthen my tongue, obviously wouldn't do it myself.

It hurts slightly if im licking the girlfriends pussy  :eek:

Anyone else share this feeling?  :crazy2:




Yeah, It's happened to me a few times, it get's slightly swollen up from rubbing against my bottom teeth.  It sucks balls because then it hurts for 2 or 3 days after :frown:


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Re: Tongue Lengthening [Re: buckwheat]
    #4904133 - 11/07/05 11:47 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

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mindcandy said:
Ive always wanted to do this i have the shortest tongue.It comes out maybe 1 1/2 inch from my lips




That sounds like more than mine

Probably an inch MAX (tongue that is)


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Re: Tongue Lengthening [Re: mikeyboy]
    #4904176 - 11/07/05 12:04 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Its called a frenulum, and I have the same problem. trying to stick my tongue out too far stretches and hurts it while im doing some extended licking :smile:

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Re: Tongue Lengthening [Re: chino]
    #4904189 - 11/07/05 12:10 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

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chino said:
Its called a frenulum, and I have the same problem. trying to stick my tongue out too far stretches and hurts it while im doing some extended licking :smile:




:thumbup:

I'm not alone wahoo, shall we make a "Cunilingus Hurts Me Tongue Club"  :grin:


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Re: Tongue Lengthening [Re: eligal]
    #4904236 - 11/07/05 12:29 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

because its not responcible for holding your tounge...

BTW I can touch the bottom of my chin

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Re: Tongue Lengthening [Re: goobler]
    #4904242 - 11/07/05 12:31 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

i also have a short tongue.

hell, i've got short everything. i'm just fucking short.


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Re: Tongue Lengthening [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #4904244 - 11/07/05 12:31 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

yea but you're well put together

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Re: Tongue Lengthening [Re: goobler]
    #4904247 - 11/07/05 12:32 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

i guess. i just wish i could reach the cups in the cupboard without having to hop on the counter top.


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Re: Tongue Lengthening [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #4904251 - 11/07/05 12:33 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

yea, but you don't know how sexy that sounds.........

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Re: Tongue Lengthening [Re: goobler]
    #4904258 - 11/07/05 12:36 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Kinky  :shocked:


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Re: Tongue Lengthening [Re: goobler]
    #4904259 - 11/07/05 12:36 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

i have to jump slightly to get into bed too ... it's a big bed.


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Re: Tongue Lengthening [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #4904264 - 11/07/05 12:38 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Do you have a specially made toilet or do you use some mini stairs?


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Re: Tongue Lengthening [Re: mikeyboy]
    #4904268 - 11/07/05 12:39 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

no, but that would be kinda neat!


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