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OfflineThePredator
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movies-erections
    #4850353 - 10/25/05 01:28 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

On movies and tv shows when people get erections they always show them going straight out. It just doesn't work like this, they curve upwards for better access. Who actually started the whole straight out erections thing?

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|*\/<<small nuts

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|**/======)<<movie boner
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|*\/<<small nuts


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InvisibleNoetical
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Re: movies-erections [Re: ThePredator]
    #4850368 - 10/25/05 01:30 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

My hardened phallus looks more like the movie one then your vertical penor

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Re: movies-erections [Re: ThePredator]
    #4850372 - 10/25/05 01:31 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

thats Hollywood for ya


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OfflineThePredator
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Re: movies-erections [Re: ThePredator]
    #4850375 - 10/25/05 01:32 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

Well I'm not good at ascii art, but you get what I'm saying, its made to fit in the vag while laying down so its not straight out.


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Re: movies-erections [Re: thegatewaydrug]
    #4850378 - 10/25/05 01:32 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

Mine doesnt curve upwards... mine is straight. I thought I was normal, but I guess not. :frown:

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Re: movies-erections [Re: ThePredator]
    #4850385 - 10/25/05 01:33 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

small penii aim upwards, larger, thicker ones are weighted down....


now we all know which one you have

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OfflineThePredator
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Re: movies-erections [Re: VoidOfsPg]
    #4850386 - 10/25/05 01:33 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)



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Re: movies-erections [Re: ThePredator]
    #4850388 - 10/25/05 01:34 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

Mines a movie boner, yours is just deformed  :smirk:

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Re: movies-erections [Re: ThePredator]
    #4850398 - 10/25/05 01:35 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

Now that's a nasty looking flappy vagina.

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OfflineThePredator
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Re: movies-erections [Re: ThePredator]
    #4850407 - 10/25/05 01:37 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)



it *should* look like that


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Re: movies-erections [Re: ThePredator]
    #4850418 - 10/25/05 01:39 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

yeah when I sit down it does that, but when I stand up it's straight. I think you should practice your ASCII art and post less cock pictures. :laugh:

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Re: movies-erections [Re: VoidOfsPg]
    #4851237 - 10/25/05 05:06 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

Most ridiculous thread ever. You should read Everything You Wanted to Know About Sex But Were Afraid to Ask. Came out in the 1970's, I think.

Penes have all different configurations, from straight outward to arched upwards. All NORMAL.

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Re: movies-erections [Re: nookjohn]
    #4851248 - 10/25/05 05:11 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

Quite the hairy package.


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Re: movies-erections [Re: ThePredator]
    #4851286 - 10/25/05 05:24 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

Your prick is broken.


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Re: movies-erections [Re: License_to_Chill]
    #4851289 - 10/25/05 05:26 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

:rofl: - funny thread.

Straight up YO


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Offlineleery11
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Re: movies-erections [Re: TheDudeAbides]
    #4851984 - 10/25/05 08:47 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

i don't recall ever seeing a boner on tv except once in some "outrageous commercials" show where some guy in underwear got a boner.

that was more than 5 years ago.

well... and the boner in Joe Dirt.... but other than that.... I can't recall any TV boners that aren't in cartoons.
hmm.


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Re: movies-erections [Re: leery11]
    #4851998 - 10/25/05 08:49 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

Same here. Maybe he means porno movies?

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Re: movies-erections [Re: VoidOfsPg]
    #4852001 - 10/25/05 08:50 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

Beacuse I've noticed in a lot of pornos the dudes have the bent upward upside-down-banana-cocks.  :shrug:

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Re: movies-erections [Re: ThePredator]
    #4852013 - 10/25/05 08:53 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

:rofl: you have a penis that stares you directly in your eyes, and SMALL NUTS!!! ahahaha You fucking fuck face

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Re: movies-erections [Re: ThePredator]
    #4852029 - 10/25/05 08:57 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

The first instance of a boner in a movie was written by an impotent man and had then set the image of what an erection looks like for all the other impotent males in the viewing audience. In order to not damage their already fragile egos more, the movie industry uses the same standard movie boner to this day.


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