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Bunnies are magical creatures
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Anyone else ever have a pet bunny?


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Re: Bunnies are magical creatures [Re: Swami]
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i did.

it was most definitely a magical creature.

one day, i came home to find the bunny cage unlocked. the bunny was gone, never to be seen again.


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Scat's way better than mud cause it's warm. -Ythan 4/23/07

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Re: Bunnies are magical creatures [Re: eric_the_red]
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I thought only their feet were magic.

I had a magic rabbit's foot once. It allowed me to cure my grandma's lung cancer.

Sadly, after I left, she was hit by a car, and killed.

My rabbit's foot was drained of its magic... by the time I returned, there was nothing I could do.

In hindsight, I probably should've got another magic rabbit's foot at the local Tesoro.


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Re: Bunnies are magical creatures [Re: eric_the_red]
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Had one pet bunny....dont' remember it's name...
my dad left it outside in it's cage one day...
came home to find it dead....it got dehydrated i guess and it's teeth were wrapped around one of the wires of the cage (I guess he was trying to be tough and chew his way out...instead of using his magical powers).

poor little creature.

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Re: Bunnies are magical creatures [Re: Swami]
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Hugh Hefner has had lots of 'em.


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Disclaimer: I reserve the right to change my opinions should I become aware of additional facts, the falsification of information or different perspectives. Articles written by others which I post may not necessarily reflect my opinions in part or in whole, my opinions may be in direct opposition, the topic may be one on which I have yet to formulate an opinion or have doubts about, an article may be posted solely with the intent to stimulate discussion or contemplation.

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Re: Bunnies are magical creatures [Re: Prosgeopax]
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i don't really like bunnies... the meat is dry and stringy...


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Re: Bunnies are magical creatures [Re: MikeOLogical]
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Nice thing about rabitts is they're all white meat


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That mycelium eats detritus and dies
But that life in all it's glory
Counts mycelium to be on it's side.

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Re: Bunnies are magical creatures [Re: Rose]
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I fed mine organic carrots and four-leaf clovers. :fairy:


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Re: Bunnies are magical creatures [Re: Swami]
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I had lots of bunnies. The trouble with bunnies is that they make so many MORE bunnies. Eventually, my barn looked like the Enterprise in "The Trouble with Tribbles."

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Re: Bunnies are magical creatures [Re: Veritas]
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The trouble with bunnies is that they make so many MORE bunnies.

According to evolutionary theory, eventually they would beget a non-bunny, then you would have a cool new animal. You probably stopped short just before the pay-off.


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Re: Bunnies are magical creatures [Re: Swami]
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yea, I have one of those evil creatures, tears up every thing I have.

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Re: Bunnies are magical creatures [Re: Swami]
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Some friends and I all got a pet bunny during our Freshman year at college. I was selected as the person to keep him in my room. The problem was that pets weren't allowed in the dorms, so I had to give him up to the R.D. of the dorm, who would later become my arch-nemesis. Clearly, the bunny gave him magical power over me.


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Re: Bunnies are magical creatures [Re: Swami]
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swami you sly dog you

:grin:


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Re: Bunnies are magical creatures [Re: Swami]
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Anyone else ever have a pet bunny?

My sister had a pet rabbit. My dad went out to feed it one day and it bit him. End of story.


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Re: Bunnies are magical creatures [Re: LunarEclipse]
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End of story = end of bunny?  :frown:


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Re: Bunnies are magical creatures [Re: Moonshoe]
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swami you sly dog you

Yes, as subtle as a lead pipe over the head...  :rolleyes:


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Re: Bunnies are magical creatures [Re: Swami]
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Bunny went away boo hoo.


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Re: Bunnies are magical creatures [Re: Swami]
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ain't implying it's magic by any means, but my cats who are normally autonomously preoccupied with their sun beam get real hyper curious about me when DMT vapors or the jungle juice have been imbibed. maybe i sweat more, seems to me like it's a scent they're reacting to.


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If we could look into each others hearts, and understand the unique challenges each of us faces, I think we would treat each other much more gently, with more love, patience, tolerance, and care.

It takes a lot of courage to go out there and radiate your essence.

I know you scared, you should ask us if we scared too.  If you was there, and we just knew you cared too.

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Re: Bunnies are magical creatures [Re: CosmicJoke]
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I know a Magical Bunny. Everytime the universe takes a turn into the questionable this Bunny starts screaming and crying. But when I try to calm the Bunny down with conversation. The funny Bunny crawls into the magical hole of logic and hides it's head. I give the Bunny a carrot of Love and the bunny pukes it all over the place. Just the smell of it makes the Bunny puke. The little creature won't even try.

So I don't know what to do with my Magical Bunny Friend ?


So one day the Fairy of creation come to the Magical Bunny and takes him to the Fairy Lair and tells the Bunny his magical logic hole is a very bad place to hide. Well the Bunny takes a big funny bunny shit all over the Fairy of creation


"Oops" says the Magical Bunny " Don't worry Fairy of Creation that is not real funny bunny shit, that's a Baby Ruth bar "

Now the Fairy of Creation falls for it............... She takes a bite of Funny Bunny Shit.


But she knows what shit is and is not happy with the Magical Bunny. Her teeth are stinky and her heart is broken. So she sends the Magical Bunny back to the magical logical hole and tells him. " Hey Funny Bunny with the shit that stinks.......... Make me a pot pie next time "


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Re: Bunnies are magical creatures [Re: Swami]
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Of course they are Magic... especially the Pookas :smile:

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Re: Bunnies are magical creatures [Re: Shdwstr]
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Lest not forget we, the jackalopes.


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Re: Bunnies are magical creatures [Re: CosmicJoke]
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CosmicJoke said:
ain't implying it's magic by any means, but my cats who are normally autonomously preoccupied with their sun beam get real hyper curious about me when DMT vapors or the jungle juice have been imbibed. maybe i sweat more, seems to me like it's a scent they're reacting to.



oh yeah baby..........

sweat...

i love it.

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