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What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex?
#4812082 - 10/16/05 06:20 PM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex?
I will share in a few posts.
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CaptainH13
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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex. [Re: theuser]
#4812089 - 10/16/05 06:22 PM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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i have some funny stories...
haha,i'll wait until i', drunk later,hahaha...
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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex. [Re: CaptainH13]
#4812102 - 10/16/05 06:24 PM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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accidently burping during it and hearing, "have you been smoking?"
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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: theuser]
#4812112 - 10/16/05 06:27 PM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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I was once in a very interesting postion when I got a charlie horse in my foot . I was so embarressed because I had to interrupt the whole mood and had to stop (only for a moment).
I didn't feel to bad when just a few moments later...he got a charlie horse as well.
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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
#4812122 - 10/16/05 06:29 PM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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making the girls pussy fart.... but i guess thad be more embarrasing for her...
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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
#4812123 - 10/16/05 06:29 PM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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I've never had a charlie horse while having sex, but I get them in my sleep sometimes. God damn that is awful.
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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: Deadmaker]
#4812129 - 10/16/05 06:30 PM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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I once (twice 2 days in a row!!!) took cold medicene and then fell asleep on some chick when I was done. 2 nights in a row. Poor chick.
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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: theuser]
#4812481 - 10/16/05 07:37 PM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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Once I came too early. And another time I had a condom break on me.
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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: Silversoul]
#4812496 - 10/16/05 07:39 PM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Paradigm said: Once I came too early.
Hun, that happens all the time.
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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
#4812500 - 10/16/05 07:40 PM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Desiree said:
Quote:
Paradigm said: Once I came too early.
Hun, that happens all the time.
Well, it was a first for me.
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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: Silversoul]
#4812545 - 10/16/05 07:47 PM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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Sometimes I cum to early too, sometimes she's just to damn sexy...
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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: theuser]
#4812590 - 10/16/05 07:56 PM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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You ass to mouth them first? Good man.
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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: theuser]
#4812667 - 10/16/05 08:08 PM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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Couldnt get it up at first even tho she was fine? I was incredibly drunk. After a little play i was better, but dam that was embarassing...
Sometimes i cum too quick especially with a new lady. I just get too excited .
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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#4812673 - 10/16/05 08:10 PM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
HELLA_TIGHT said: You ass to mouth them first? Good man.
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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: baraka]
#4812678 - 10/16/05 08:12 PM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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haha i hear that, when they r hot as fuck u cant help but to cum hella fast
my most embarrassing moment was when my boss called me on my cell phone while i was getting my dick sucked and she was all moaning and he heard and was all "is that a girl in the back round?" i just said, "yea i g2g" and he just laughed haha
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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: thegatewaydrug]
#4812807 - 10/16/05 08:36 PM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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Couldnt get it up, did alot of coke back around then and i could never get it up while on it. I felt like such a jackass. She was disapointed, i never saw her again.
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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: Kada]
#4812860 - 10/16/05 08:46 PM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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what are you guys like 70??? how can you not get it up??? whenever i have sex i always got the biggest boner before she even takes my pants off...
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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: AliceDee]
#4812890 - 10/16/05 08:51 PM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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:samehere:
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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: AliceDee]
#4812893 - 10/16/05 08:51 PM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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Just too much sex and to many drugs. Never happend to me before that or so far knock on wood scince then. But im married now so i guess it doesnt matter, if i couldnt get it up my wife prob wouldnt even care, she is fucked up like that, ever scince i married her. we arent even 30 yet. Never get married. Its a freekin scam.
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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while having sex? [Re: AliceDee]
#4812935 - 10/16/05 08:59 PM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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meth and coke have a tendancy to cause temporary impotency. it's just how it works.
sometimes when my ex was all strung out he couldn't get it up, it's no big deal, although it is embarassing for both parties involved.
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