Home | Community | Message Board


This site includes paid links. Please support our sponsors.


Welcome to the Shroomery Message Board! You are experiencing a small sample of what the site has to offer. Please login or register to post messages and view our exclusive members-only content. You'll gain access to additional forums, file attachments, board customizations, encrypted private messages, and much more!

Jump to first unread post Pages: < Back | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | Next >
Offlinedaimyo
Monticello

Registered: 05/13/04
Posts: 7,751
Last seen: 11 years, 11 months
Re: Who's in charge of the LNC thread yo? [Re: Todcasil]
    #4789910 - 10/11/05 10:22 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)

:emocry:


--------------------
"I have sworn upon the altar of God eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man."


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineCaRnAgECaNdYS
Tool's groupie
Female User Gallery

Registered: 04/09/04
Posts: 11,505
Loc: Billy Howerdel's closet Flag
Last seen: 6 months, 22 days
Re: Who's in charge of the LNC thread yo? [Re: ZippoZ]
    #4789918 - 10/11/05 10:23 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

zippoz said:
hey des hows it going for you down south??? why didnt you come out to my party???




OMG...I didn't know you were having a party. :frown:
I'm sorry.

Why didn't you call me? :confused: I could've brought Audrey. :wink:


--------------------

The secret to being funny is to say smart things stupidly, or is it stupid things smartly? Whatever..it's not rocket surgery...or something like that.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineLicense_to_Chill
Stranger
Male

Registered: 11/12/04
Posts: 4,979
Last seen: 3 years, 2 months
Re: Who's in charge of the LNC thread yo? [Re: ZippoZ]
    #4789921 - 10/11/05 10:23 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)

I'm going to start wearing a Beret.


--------------------
"I sat on the bus next to God once,
he told me about the true meaning of life...
then he gave me a pretzel..."


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleZippoZM
Knomadic
 User Gallery

Registered: 06/17/03
Posts: 13,227
Loc: Pongyang, North Korea
Re: Who's in charge of the LNC thread yo? [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #4789923 - 10/11/05 10:23 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)

i titally sent you a myspace invite about it :smile: you m,essaged me back didnt you???


--------------------
PEACE

:mushroom2:zippoz:mushroom2:



"in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption"

"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineLicense_to_Chill
Stranger
Male

Registered: 11/12/04
Posts: 4,979
Last seen: 3 years, 2 months
Re: Who's in charge of the LNC thread yo? [Re: ZippoZ]
    #4789930 - 10/11/05 10:24 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)

I'm making myself a peanutbutter and bacon sandwich.

I can feel my heart slowing down...


--------------------
"I sat on the bus next to God once,
he told me about the true meaning of life...
then he gave me a pretzel..."


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineCaRnAgECaNdYS
Tool's groupie
Female User Gallery

Registered: 04/09/04
Posts: 11,505
Loc: Billy Howerdel's closet Flag
Last seen: 6 months, 22 days
Re: Who's in charge of the LNC thread yo? [Re: ZippoZ]
    #4789944 - 10/11/05 10:26 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)

I don't remember getting it
Hmm


--------------------

The secret to being funny is to say smart things stupidly, or is it stupid things smartly? Whatever..it's not rocket surgery...or something like that.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleBanez
Stranger
Male User Gallery

Registered: 09/23/05
Posts: 15,181
Re: Who's in charge of the LNC thread yo? [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #4789954 - 10/11/05 10:27 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)

hey everyone.. im back and unbanned!! i missed u guys


--------------------
Banez' PF Tek For Beginners


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinedaimyo
Monticello

Registered: 05/13/04
Posts: 7,751
Last seen: 11 years, 11 months
Re: Who's in charge of the LNC thread yo? [Re: License_to_Chill]
    #4789955 - 10/11/05 10:27 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)

That sounds strangely appealing.


--------------------
"I have sworn upon the altar of God eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man."


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleZippoZM
Knomadic
 User Gallery

Registered: 06/17/03
Posts: 13,227
Loc: Pongyang, North Korea
Re: Who's in charge of the LNC thread yo? [Re: daimyo]
    #4789964 - 10/11/05 10:28 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)

for shame, well ill pm you the details of the upcomming ones :smile:!


--------------------
PEACE

:mushroom2:zippoz:mushroom2:



"in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption"

"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinedaimyo
Monticello

Registered: 05/13/04
Posts: 7,751
Last seen: 11 years, 11 months
Re: Who's in charge of the LNC thread yo? [Re: ZippoZ]
    #4789969 - 10/11/05 10:29 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)

How thoughtful...


--------------------
"I have sworn upon the altar of God eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man."


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinedaimyo
Monticello

Registered: 05/13/04
Posts: 7,751
Last seen: 11 years, 11 months
Re: Who's in charge of the LNC thread yo? [Re: daimyo]
    #4789972 - 10/11/05 10:29 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)

An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, I have a dead pussy.

The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, "Sit with my wife. You two have a lot in common.


--------------------
"I have sworn upon the altar of God eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man."


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleZippoZM
Knomadic
 User Gallery

Registered: 06/17/03
Posts: 13,227
Loc: Pongyang, North Korea
Re: Who's in charge of the LNC thread yo? [Re: daimyo]
    #4789983 - 10/11/05 10:31 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)

haw haw haw,

so what are yall drinkin tonight, i got another mix and match 6 pack

2 newcastle
2 red stripe
2 blue moon ( i have oranges :smile: )


--------------------
PEACE

:mushroom2:zippoz:mushroom2:



"in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption"

"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleBanez
Stranger
Male User Gallery

Registered: 09/23/05
Posts: 15,181
Re: Who's in charge of the LNC thread yo? [Re: ZippoZ]
    #4789984 - 10/11/05 10:31 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)

8 miller light
and 2 bowls and a blunt to the dome


--------------------
Banez' PF Tek For Beginners


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineLicense_to_Chill
Stranger
Male

Registered: 11/12/04
Posts: 4,979
Last seen: 3 years, 2 months
Re: Who's in charge of the LNC thread yo? [Re: ZippoZ]
    #4789994 - 10/11/05 10:32 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)

Welcome back, OHS.


--------------------
"I sat on the bus next to God once,
he told me about the true meaning of life...
then he gave me a pretzel..."


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinedaimyo
Monticello

Registered: 05/13/04
Posts: 7,751
Last seen: 11 years, 11 months
Re: Who's in charge of the LNC thread yo? [Re: daimyo]
    #4789998 - 10/11/05 10:32 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)

Two Teenage boys were picked up for doing drugs. When they went to court the judge said that he would like to give them a second chance if they could work in the community and convince young people not to do drugs they would avoid jail time. The two boys went to the community and did their work and returned to court the following month. The judge asked the first boy how he did and he told the judge that he convinced 30 people not to do drugs.
The judge said, "That was great how did you do that?"
The Boy told him, "I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this: O o and told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and this (small circle) is your brain after drugs."
"That's admirable," said the judge. "And you, how did you do?" (to the 2nd boy)
"Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever."
"156 people! That's amazing! How did you manage to do that!"
"Well, I used the same two circles. I pointed to the small circle and told them, 'This is your asshole before prison.'"


--------------------
"I have sworn upon the altar of God eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man."


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleZippoZM
Knomadic
 User Gallery

Registered: 06/17/03
Posts: 13,227
Loc: Pongyang, North Korea
Re: Who's in charge of the LNC thread yo? [Re: License_to_Chill]
    #4790002 - 10/11/05 10:33 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)

i smoked a joint before school, perhaps its time for another one...


hey des do you still have that bowl i made you???


--------------------
PEACE

:mushroom2:zippoz:mushroom2:



"in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption"

"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleBanez
Stranger
Male User Gallery

Registered: 09/23/05
Posts: 15,181
Re: Who's in charge of the LNC thread yo? [Re: daimyo]
    #4790003 - 10/11/05 10:33 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)

thanks license.. i appreciate the good words u said while i was gone.. althou i was gone i was still lurking.. thanks again bro


--------------------
Banez' PF Tek For Beginners


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineLicense_to_Chill
Stranger
Male

Registered: 11/12/04
Posts: 4,979
Last seen: 3 years, 2 months
Re: Who's in charge of the LNC thread yo? [Re: daimyo]
    #4790007 - 10/11/05 10:33 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

daimyo said:
Two Teenage boys were picked up for doing drugs. When they went to court the judge said that he would like to give them a second chance if they could work in the community and convince young people not to do drugs they would avoid jail time. The two boys went to the community and did their work and returned to court the following month. The judge asked the first boy how he did and he told the judge that he convinced 30 people not to do drugs.
The judge said, "That was great how did you do that?"
The Boy told him, "I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this: O o and told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and this (small circle) is your brain after drugs."
"That's admirable," said the judge. "And you, how did you do?" (to the 2nd boy)
"Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever."
"156 people! That's amazing! How did you manage to do that!"
"Well, I used the same two circles. I pointed to the small circle and told them, 'This is your asshole before prison.'"




:lol:


--------------------
"I sat on the bus next to God once,
he told me about the true meaning of life...
then he gave me a pretzel..."


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinedaimyo
Monticello

Registered: 05/13/04
Posts: 7,751
Last seen: 11 years, 11 months
Re: Who's in charge of the LNC thread yo? [Re: Banez]
    #4790009 - 10/11/05 10:33 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)

Yea, did they ban you after you got narced on?


--------------------
"I have sworn upon the altar of God eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man."


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineLicense_to_Chill
Stranger
Male

Registered: 11/12/04
Posts: 4,979
Last seen: 3 years, 2 months
Re: Who's in charge of the LNC thread yo? [Re: daimyo]
    #4790019 - 10/11/05 10:35 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)

What were banned for, anyway?


--------------------
"I sat on the bus next to God once,
he told me about the true meaning of life...
then he gave me a pretzel..."


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Jump to top Pages: < Back | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | Next >


Similar ThreadsPosterViewsRepliesLast post
* 🚔 The Official "Cops Who Kill Or Commit Crimes" Thread
( 1 2 3 4 ... 79 80 )
Study The CNS 12,791 1,599 06/22/23 12:33 PM
by Thomas Envisio
* COVID-19 aka. SARS-CoV-2 - Main Thread on the Novel Coronavirus Pandemic PART 2 (Second Wave 2020-2021 season)
( 1 2 3 4 ... 180 181 )
Asante 68,869 3,602 08/11/21 05:48 AM
by Asante
* Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7
( 1 2 3 4 ... 266 267 )
Oscuro_lobo 187,748 5,332 03/23/22 06:51 PM
by Tormato
* LNC (Late night Crew)
( 1 2 3 4 ... 11 12 all )
Stonerguy 17,398 224 08/15/05 02:30 AM
by johahnchristo
* Homosexuality should not qualify a man for interior decorating. Signo 1,195 10 12/19/15 03:25 PM
by Detached
* lemonade stand idea KerbouchardS 1,375 14 01/21/07 07:34 PM
by ToTheSummit
* vodka and lemonade TODAY 1,517 10 03/19/05 06:04 AM
by zahudulallah
* Yo-yo filthysock 1,161 9 04/22/04 06:07 AM
by Krishna

Extra information
You cannot start new topics / You cannot reply to topics
HTML is disabled / BBCode is enabled
Moderator: Entire Staff
18,667 topic views. 4 members, 56 guests and 56 web crawlers are browsing this forum.
[ Show Images Only | Sort by Score | Print Topic ]
Search this thread:

Copyright 1997-2024 Mind Media. Some rights reserved.

Generated in 0.034 seconds spending 0.009 seconds on 15 queries.