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daimyo
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Re: Who's in charge of the LNC thread yo? [Re: Todcasil]
#4789910 - 10/11/05 10:22 PM (18 years, 3 months ago) |
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CaRnAgECaNdY
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Re: Who's in charge of the LNC thread yo? [Re: ZippoZ]
#4789918 - 10/11/05 10:23 PM (18 years, 3 months ago) |
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zippoz said: hey des hows it going for you down south??? why didnt you come out to my party???
OMG...I didn't know you were having a party.  I'm sorry.
Why didn't you call me? I could've brought Audrey.
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License_to_Chill
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Re: Who's in charge of the LNC thread yo? [Re: ZippoZ]
#4789921 - 10/11/05 10:23 PM (18 years, 3 months ago) |
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I'm going to start wearing a Beret.
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ZippoZ
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Re: Who's in charge of the LNC thread yo? [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
#4789923 - 10/11/05 10:23 PM (18 years, 3 months ago) |
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i titally sent you a myspace invite about it you m,essaged me back didnt you???
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zippoz "in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption" "People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."
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License_to_Chill
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Re: Who's in charge of the LNC thread yo? [Re: ZippoZ]
#4789930 - 10/11/05 10:24 PM (18 years, 3 months ago) |
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I'm making myself a peanutbutter and bacon sandwich.
I can feel my heart slowing down...
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CaRnAgECaNdY
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Re: Who's in charge of the LNC thread yo? [Re: ZippoZ]
#4789944 - 10/11/05 10:26 PM (18 years, 3 months ago) |
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I don't remember getting it Hmm
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Banez
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Re: Who's in charge of the LNC thread yo? [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
#4789954 - 10/11/05 10:27 PM (18 years, 3 months ago) |
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hey everyone.. im back and unbanned!! i missed u guys
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daimyo
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That sounds strangely appealing.
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ZippoZ
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Re: Who's in charge of the LNC thread yo? [Re: daimyo]
#4789964 - 10/11/05 10:28 PM (18 years, 3 months ago) |
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for shame, well ill pm you the details of the upcomming ones !
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zippoz "in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption" "People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."
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daimyo
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Re: Who's in charge of the LNC thread yo? [Re: ZippoZ]
#4789969 - 10/11/05 10:29 PM (18 years, 3 months ago) |
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How thoughtful...
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daimyo
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Re: Who's in charge of the LNC thread yo? [Re: daimyo]
#4789972 - 10/11/05 10:29 PM (18 years, 3 months ago) |
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An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, I have a dead pussy.
The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, "Sit with my wife. You two have a lot in common.
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ZippoZ
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Re: Who's in charge of the LNC thread yo? [Re: daimyo]
#4789983 - 10/11/05 10:31 PM (18 years, 3 months ago) |
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haw haw haw,
so what are yall drinkin tonight, i got another mix and match 6 pack
2 newcastle 2 red stripe 2 blue moon ( i have oranges )
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zippoz "in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption" "People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."
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Banez
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Re: Who's in charge of the LNC thread yo? [Re: ZippoZ]
#4789984 - 10/11/05 10:31 PM (18 years, 3 months ago) |
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8 miller light and 2 bowls and a blunt to the dome
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License_to_Chill
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Re: Who's in charge of the LNC thread yo? [Re: ZippoZ]
#4789994 - 10/11/05 10:32 PM (18 years, 3 months ago) |
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Welcome back, OHS.
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daimyo
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Re: Who's in charge of the LNC thread yo? [Re: daimyo]
#4789998 - 10/11/05 10:32 PM (18 years, 3 months ago) |
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Two Teenage boys were picked up for doing drugs. When they went to court the judge said that he would like to give them a second chance if they could work in the community and convince young people not to do drugs they would avoid jail time. The two boys went to the community and did their work and returned to court the following month. The judge asked the first boy how he did and he told the judge that he convinced 30 people not to do drugs. The judge said, "That was great how did you do that?" The Boy told him, "I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this: O o and told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and this (small circle) is your brain after drugs." "That's admirable," said the judge. "And you, how did you do?" (to the 2nd boy) "Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever." "156 people! That's amazing! How did you manage to do that!" "Well, I used the same two circles. I pointed to the small circle and told them, 'This is your asshole before prison.'"
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ZippoZ
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i smoked a joint before school, perhaps its time for another one...
hey des do you still have that bowl i made you???
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zippoz "in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption" "People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."
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Banez
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Re: Who's in charge of the LNC thread yo? [Re: daimyo]
#4790003 - 10/11/05 10:33 PM (18 years, 3 months ago) |
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thanks license.. i appreciate the good words u said while i was gone.. althou i was gone i was still lurking.. thanks again bro
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License_to_Chill
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Re: Who's in charge of the LNC thread yo? [Re: daimyo]
#4790007 - 10/11/05 10:33 PM (18 years, 3 months ago) |
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daimyo said: Two Teenage boys were picked up for doing drugs. When they went to court the judge said that he would like to give them a second chance if they could work in the community and convince young people not to do drugs they would avoid jail time. The two boys went to the community and did their work and returned to court the following month. The judge asked the first boy how he did and he told the judge that he convinced 30 people not to do drugs. The judge said, "That was great how did you do that?" The Boy told him, "I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this: O o and told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and this (small circle) is your brain after drugs." "That's admirable," said the judge. "And you, how did you do?" (to the 2nd boy) "Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever." "156 people! That's amazing! How did you manage to do that!" "Well, I used the same two circles. I pointed to the small circle and told them, 'This is your asshole before prison.'"
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daimyo
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Re: Who's in charge of the LNC thread yo? [Re: Banez]
#4790009 - 10/11/05 10:33 PM (18 years, 3 months ago) |
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Yea, did they ban you after you got narced on?
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License_to_Chill
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Re: Who's in charge of the LNC thread yo? [Re: daimyo]
#4790019 - 10/11/05 10:35 PM (18 years, 3 months ago) |
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What were banned for, anyway?
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