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The14thWarrior
The Shootist
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George Bush Daily Briefing
#4757791 - 10/05/05 07:24 AM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed." "OH NO!" the president exclaims. "That's terrible!" His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands.
Finally, president looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
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ZippoZ
Knomadic
Registered: 06/17/03
Posts: 13,227
Loc: Pongyang, North Korea
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good one, im going to actually share that
-------------------- PEACE zippoz "in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption" "People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."
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OneMoreRobot3021
Registered: 06/06/03
Posts: 61,026
Loc: the sky
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-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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The14thWarrior
The Shootist
Registered: 09/28/05
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I voted for the guy, but hes still a dumbass.
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Irradiated_Feces
doomedgeneration
Registered: 07/11/03
Posts: 4,278
Loc: Great White North
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Quote:
Warrior14 said: I voted for the guy, but hes still a dumbass.
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BEBZ
Bitch Goddess
Registered: 05/01/04
Posts: 47
Loc: I'll pee in ur butt
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That was a good laugh!
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king_cobra
Stranger
Registered: 02/27/05
Posts: 2,752
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Re: George Bush Daily Briefing [Re: BEBZ]
#4757993 - 10/05/05 08:26 AM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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funny shtuff
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Redstorm
Prince of Bugs
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lechuck
hash smoker
Registered: 06/22/05
Posts: 1,124
Loc: mediterranean sea
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Re: George Bush Daily Briefing [Re: Redstorm]
#4758037 - 10/05/05 08:38 AM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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great one
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Krishna
कृष्ण,LOL
Registered: 05/08/03
Posts: 23,285
Loc: oakland
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Quote:
Warrior14 said: I voted for the guy, but hes still a dumbass.
why would you vote for him, then?
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Redstorm
Prince of Bugs
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Re: George Bush Daily Briefing [Re: Krishna]
#4758102 - 10/05/05 08:58 AM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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Maybe he believed Bush wasn't as big a dumbass as Kerry?
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Irradiated_Feces
doomedgeneration
Registered: 07/11/03
Posts: 4,278
Loc: Great White North
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Re: George Bush Daily Briefing [Re: Redstorm]
#4758125 - 10/05/05 09:08 AM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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But Kerry didn't get to fully demonstrate his dumbassedness, Bush already had a full 4 years to do that and he did it damn well.
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sublime40oz
Traveler
Registered: 09/24/04
Posts: 1,755
Loc: Florida
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A bush voter...I smell a witch hunt!
That was a good laugh, thanks for sharing.
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Krishna
कृष्ण,LOL
Registered: 05/08/03
Posts: 23,285
Loc: oakland
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Re: George Bush Daily Briefing [Re: Redstorm]
#4758138 - 10/05/05 09:10 AM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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there were many other candidates in the election.
neither bush nor kerry appealed to me on any issue, both of them being corporate douchebags to a greater or lesser extent - so i voted for David Cobb (Green Party). a two party system will never end if people all have reactive/slave morality...
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Learyfan
It's the psychedelic movement!
Registered: 04/20/01
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I'll bet one thing Bush isn't dumb about is math. When you love money as much as he does, you have to be able to know numbers to some extent.
I could be wrong, though.
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JackTackle
pinningmycologist
Registered: 09/18/05
Posts: 282
Loc: behind you
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Re: George Bush Daily Briefing [Re: Learyfan]
#4758492 - 10/05/05 10:42 AM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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i voted for bush in both elections i think he's great!
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OneMoreRobot3021
Registered: 06/06/03
Posts: 61,026
Loc: the sky
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Re: George Bush Daily Briefing [Re: JackTackle]
#4758494 - 10/05/05 10:43 AM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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What do you like about him?
-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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HELLA_TIGHT
Madge the Smoking Vag
Registered: 08/19/03
Posts: 84,387
Loc: Afghanistan
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I like the fact he said to conserve oil, then spent $500 on a helicopter ride to get dinner!
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OneMoreRobot3021
Registered: 06/06/03
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Loc: the sky
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Re: George Bush Daily Briefing [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#4758514 - 10/05/05 10:45 AM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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I like how when he opens up his mouth, stupid comes out.
-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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TheDude
is waiting forthe peak
Registered: 04/15/03
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I like how when he opens up his mouth, he chokes on a pretzel.
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