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OfflineThe14thWarrior
The Shootist

Registered: 09/28/05
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George Bush Daily Briefing
    #4757791 - 10/05/05 07:24 AM (18 years, 5 months ago)

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.
He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"OH NO!" the president exclaims. "That's terrible!"
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands.

Finally, president looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"


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InvisibleZippoZM
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Registered: 06/17/03
Posts: 13,227
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Re: George Bush Daily Briefing [Re: The14thWarrior]
    #4757798 - 10/05/05 07:27 AM (18 years, 5 months ago)

good one, im going to actually share that


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"in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption"

"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."

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InvisibleOneMoreRobot3021
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Registered: 06/06/03
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Re: George Bush Daily Briefing [Re: The14thWarrior]
    #4757799 - 10/05/05 07:27 AM (18 years, 5 months ago)

:smirk:


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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OfflineThe14thWarrior
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Re: George Bush Daily Briefing [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4757803 - 10/05/05 07:29 AM (18 years, 5 months ago)

I voted for the guy, but hes still a dumbass.


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InvisibleIrradiated_Feces
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Registered: 07/11/03
Posts: 4,278
Loc: Great White North
Re: George Bush Daily Briefing [Re: The14thWarrior]
    #4757812 - 10/05/05 07:31 AM (18 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Warrior14 said:
I voted for the guy, but hes still a dumbass.




:puke:

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OfflineBEBZ
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Registered: 05/01/04
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Re: George Bush Daily Briefing [Re: Irradiated_Feces]
    #4757969 - 10/05/05 08:20 AM (18 years, 5 months ago)

That was a good laugh!


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Invisibleking_cobra
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Re: George Bush Daily Briefing [Re: BEBZ]
    #4757993 - 10/05/05 08:26 AM (18 years, 5 months ago)

funny shtuff :thumbup:


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OfflineRedstorm
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Re: George Bush Daily Briefing [Re: The14thWarrior]
    #4758023 - 10/05/05 08:35 AM (18 years, 5 months ago)

:lol:

:thumbup:

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Offlinelechuck
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Registered: 06/22/05
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Re: George Bush Daily Briefing [Re: Redstorm]
    #4758037 - 10/05/05 08:38 AM (18 years, 5 months ago)

great one

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InvisibleKrishna
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Re: George Bush Daily Briefing [Re: The14thWarrior]
    #4758094 - 10/05/05 08:55 AM (18 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Warrior14 said:
I voted for the guy, but hes still a dumbass.




why would you vote for him, then?


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OfflineRedstorm
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Re: George Bush Daily Briefing [Re: Krishna]
    #4758102 - 10/05/05 08:58 AM (18 years, 5 months ago)

Maybe he believed Bush wasn't as big a dumbass as Kerry?

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InvisibleIrradiated_Feces
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Re: George Bush Daily Briefing [Re: Redstorm]
    #4758125 - 10/05/05 09:08 AM (18 years, 5 months ago)

But Kerry didn't get to fully demonstrate his dumbassedness, Bush already had a full 4 years to do that and he did it damn well.

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Offlinesublime40oz
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Registered: 09/24/04
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Re: George Bush Daily Briefing [Re: Irradiated_Feces]
    #4758134 - 10/05/05 09:10 AM (18 years, 5 months ago)

A bush voter...I smell a witch hunt!

That was a good laugh, thanks for sharing.


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InvisibleKrishna
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Re: George Bush Daily Briefing [Re: Redstorm]
    #4758138 - 10/05/05 09:10 AM (18 years, 5 months ago)

there were many other candidates in the election.

neither bush nor kerry appealed to me on any issue, both of them being corporate douchebags to a greater or lesser extent - so i voted for David Cobb (Green Party). :shrug: a two party system will never end if people all have reactive/slave morality...


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OfflineLearyfanS
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Re: George Bush Daily Briefing [Re: The14thWarrior]
    #4758464 - 10/05/05 10:36 AM (18 years, 5 months ago)

I'll bet one thing Bush isn't dumb about is math. When you love money as much as he does, you have to be able to know numbers to some extent.

I could be wrong, though.







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InvisibleJackTackle
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Registered: 09/18/05
Posts: 282
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Re: George Bush Daily Briefing [Re: Learyfan]
    #4758492 - 10/05/05 10:42 AM (18 years, 5 months ago)

i voted for bush in both elections
i think he's great!


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InvisibleOneMoreRobot3021
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Registered: 06/06/03
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Re: George Bush Daily Briefing [Re: JackTackle]
    #4758494 - 10/05/05 10:43 AM (18 years, 5 months ago)

What do you like about him?


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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InvisibleHELLA_TIGHT
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Re: George Bush Daily Briefing [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4758510 - 10/05/05 10:45 AM (18 years, 5 months ago)

I like the fact he said to conserve oil, then spent $500 on a helicopter ride to get dinner!


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InvisibleOneMoreRobot3021
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Re: George Bush Daily Briefing [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4758514 - 10/05/05 10:45 AM (18 years, 5 months ago)

I like how when he opens up his mouth, stupid comes out.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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InvisibleTheDude
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Registered: 04/15/03
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Re: George Bush Daily Briefing [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4758639 - 10/05/05 11:09 AM (18 years, 5 months ago)

I like how when he opens up his mouth, he chokes on a pretzel.


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