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Explain this
    #4751259 - 10/03/05 09:58 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Sex in the Dark

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every
time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the
light.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She
figures she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night,
while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic
session, she turned on the lights. She looked down. and saw
her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device...
Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.
She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," She
screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these
years? You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
"I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."


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The red grass, up to my knees
An aura comes towards me

Someone's changed the formula
Un-chaining another law

The structures, the colors
Uniform chaos is alternating

The nature of things


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InvisibleOneMoreRobot3021
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Re: Explain this [Re: Androctonus]
    #4751272 - 10/03/05 10:00 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

:lol:


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis


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OfflineWeAreAllOne
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Re: Explain this [Re: Androctonus]
    #4751273 - 10/03/05 10:00 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

haha.

:lol:


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OfflineWeAreAllOne
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Re: Explain this [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4751278 - 10/03/05 10:00 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

OneMoreRobot3021 said:
:lol:




:shiftyeyes:

great minds think alike.


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Offlinesublime40oz
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Re: Explain this [Re: WeAreAllOne]
    #4751364 - 10/03/05 10:15 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

LOL. I'm getting alittle tipsy and that made me laugh out loud for quite a bit.


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Beyond the gray sky


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Re: Explain this [Re: sublime40oz]
    #4751478 - 10/03/05 10:38 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

:lol:


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"I sat on the bus next to God once,
he told me about the true meaning of life...
then he gave me a pretzel..."


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