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Offlinesamueljackson
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SHIT...just bust a condom, and a nut in my girlfriend
    #4739193 - 10/01/05 12:42 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

About 30 minutes ago i was with my girlfriend and well, the fucking condom broke inside right as i blew my load. She said her period just ended yesterday so she is not at peak time but i mean it still worries me. Anyone have any advice or know chances of pregnancy after that. Is the egg even there yet the day after the period ends.


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Re: SHIT...just bust a condom, and a nut in my girlfriend [Re: samueljackson]
    #4739205 - 10/01/05 12:43 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Abortion is the word of the day.


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Re: SHIT...just bust a condom, and a nut in my girlfriend [Re: samueljackson]
    #4739213 - 10/01/05 12:46 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

1. Go get the morning after pill at your local clinic.

2. If you can't get to the morning after pill but you can get to some birth control pills, make her take five of them at once (this is the same as a morning after pill).

3. Get your girl on the pill.


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Re: SHIT...just bust a condom, and a nut in my girlfriend [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4739216 - 10/01/05 12:47 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

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RandalFlagg said:3. Get your girl on the pill.


True story. The pill>>>>>>>condoms.


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Re: SHIT...just bust a condom, and a nut in my girlfriend [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4739221 - 10/01/05 12:48 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Morning after pill = k3y

I once had a condom break on me, and it wasn't even with a girl I was in a relationship with. She got the morning after pill, and all was well.


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Re: SHIT...just bust a condom, and a nut in my girlfriend [Re: redrum187]
    #4739226 - 10/01/05 12:49 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

dude, you're fine. i have been through more than one sticky situation such as this....


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Re: SHIT...just bust a condom, and a nut in my girlfriend [Re: samueljackson]
    #4739232 - 10/01/05 12:50 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

You could drown your girlfriend.


Most fertilizations do end in "abortion", a natural abortion. She might just have some spot bleeding. Right after her period, if it's pretty normal, she should be very low risk


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Re: SHIT...just bust a condom, and a nut in my girlfriend [Re: dr_gonz]
    #4739234 - 10/01/05 12:51 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

yeah i suggested the morning after pill, but do you have to go to the doctor or is it like an over the counter thing, and does she have to be 18


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Re: SHIT...just bust a condom, and a nut in my girlfriend [Re: dr_gonz]
    #4739235 - 10/01/05 12:51 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

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dude, you're fine. i have been through more than one sticky situation such as this....




No pun intended I assume.

Dude, I have had some fucking scares. The chick didn't get her period for two months. It turns out she just had irregular periods. But, damn...for a while there I was sweating bullets.


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Re: SHIT...just bust a condom, and a nut in my girlfriend [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4739248 - 10/01/05 12:54 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

babies aren't that bad, as long as u really dig the bitch that's carrying it.


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Re: SHIT...just bust a condom, and a nut in my girlfriend [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4739250 - 10/01/05 12:54 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

yeah man i bet i am just over reacting but i mean just the thought of it, i cant even take care of myself, and the shitty thing is she just got the pill, like she is suppose to start taking it this sunday, but it wont start working till next month


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Re: SHIT...just bust a condom, and a nut in my girlfriend [Re: dr_gonz]
    #4739253 - 10/01/05 12:55 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

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babies aren't that bad, as long as u really dig the bitch that's carrying it.



And have money coming out your ass.


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Re: SHIT...just bust a condom, and a nut in my girlfriend [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4739255 - 10/01/05 12:56 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

I had a nice little scare recently too. It inspired me to find religion LOL. I preyed every day that it wasnt mine (the only 2 possibilities were me and my homie Reggie who happens to be black as night). When it popped out black, i was the happiest man alive.


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Re: SHIT...just bust a condom, and a nut in my girlfriend [Re: Silversoul]
    #4739256 - 10/01/05 12:56 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

man all this talk about babies is making me hungry, but i sure hope i dont get one, i mean its my birthday in a week, and i didnt ask for that


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Re: SHIT...just bust a condom, and a nut in my girlfriend [Re: dr_gonz]
    #4739264 - 10/01/05 12:58 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

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babies aren't that bad, as long as u really dig the bitch that's carrying it.




as long as u really dig the bitch

That's the key phrase. Most of the chicks that I have split in half with my monster meat were not relationship or mother material.


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Re: SHIT...just bust a condom, and a nut in my girlfriend [Re: redrum187]
    #4739271 - 10/01/05 01:00 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

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redrum187 said:
I had a nice little scare recently too. It inspired me to find religion LOL. I preyed every day that it wasnt mine (the only 2 possibilities were me and my homie Reggie who happens to be black as night). When it popped out black, i was the happiest man alive.




You sound like a perfect candidate for the "Maury" show.


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Re: SHIT...just bust a condom, and a nut in my girlfriend [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4739274 - 10/01/05 01:00 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

yeah, it's hard to find one that u want to stay with.


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Re: SHIT...just bust a condom, and a nut in my girlfriend [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4739275 - 10/01/05 01:00 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

I've "released myself" in my fiancee for times than i can count.

she's just now getting on the Birth Control shot in a few weeks or something.

if it's times to when she's NOT ovulating,you almost always good.


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Re: SHIT...just bust a condom, and a nut in my girlfriend [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4739285 - 10/01/05 01:03 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

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redrum187 said:
I had a nice little scare recently too. It inspired me to find religion LOL. I preyed every day that it wasnt mine (the only 2 possibilities were me and my homie Reggie who happens to be black as night). When it popped out black, i was the happiest man alive.




You sound like a perfect candidate for the "Maury" show.


I've had lots of crazy situations that would qualify me for that. I've contacted Maury as well as Jerry Springer and others. I dont really care about my crazy dramatic misadventures, but most of the shows pay you a good bit of money on top of a paid trip to the city in which they are filmed. I'm all about a free trip and some cash to embarrass myself on national TV.


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Re: SHIT...just bust a condom, and a nut in my girlfriend [Re: redrum187]
    #4739287 - 10/01/05 01:04 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

what do they pay?


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