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OfflinePoopShooter
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I'm looking for some terrible math jokes
    #4723607 - 09/28/05 03:12 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

and figure this would be a great place to start looking :wink:. Does anyone have any simple math jokes? Simple question and answer jokes are best, but I'll take whatever I can get, especially if they are funny, or absolutely terrible. Bonus points if there is a woman in the joke. Hot damn!

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Re: I'm looking for some terrible math jokes [Re: PoopShooter]
    #4723631 - 09/28/05 03:19 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7?
A: Cuz 7 8(ate) 9.


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Re: I'm looking for some terrible math jokes [Re: PoopShooter]
    #4723639 - 09/28/05 03:24 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Q: What's the square root of sixty nine?

A: Ate something.



The teacher said to her class, "Maria got the highest grade on the Spanish test... which shows what can happen when parents take the trouble to study along with their children and speak the language at home."
"In that case," Billy piped up, "I can't wait to take my next math test. My parents are both squares, and they speak in circles."


The boy's impatient math teacher snarled, "And just how far are you from the correct answer?"
To which the boy replied, "Three seats, sir."



"Dad," said Tyrone, "I'm late for football practice. Would you please do my homework for me?"
The teen's father said irately, "Son, it just wouldn't be right."
"That's okay," replied the boy. "At least you could try."


Then there was the tragic case of the 6 which starved because 7-8-9.


Q: What's 6.9?

A: Something great, broken up by a period.


:mypleasure:




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Re: I'm looking for some terrible math jokes [Re: Eternal1999]
    #4723644 - 09/28/05 03:25 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Q: What is the difference between a mathematician and a philosopher?
A: The mathematician only needs paper, pencil, and a trash bin for his work - the philosopher can do without the trash bin..


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OfflineMikeOLogical
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Re: I'm looking for some terrible math jokes [Re: PoopShooter]
    #4723683 - 09/28/05 03:34 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

professor: PI R Squared
student: no, pie are round


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InvisibleTheDude
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Re: I'm looking for some terrible math jokes [Re: king_cobra]
    #4723685 - 09/28/05 03:35 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

oh rdr^2 these are great


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Re: I'm looking for some terrible math jokes [Re: TheDude]
    #4723723 - 09/28/05 03:48 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
he worked it out with a pencil...

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OfflineCaptain Loafy McPoopdick
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Re: I'm looking for some terrible math jokes [Re: PoopShooter]
    #4723779 - 09/28/05 04:03 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

I have a cheesy science joke.


What do you get when you cross a bridge with a bike.














The other side.


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Invisiblemjshroomer
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Re: I'm looking for some terrible math jokes [Re: PoopShooter]
    #4723946 - 09/28/05 04:52 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Love and marriage.
Love and marriage,
go together like a horse and carraige,
Cows give milk and butter, you can't have one without the 'utter.

One and one make two,
and if those two should ever marry.

Ain't it queer,
within a year,
there's two,

and one to carry.

Bad from mj


Edited by mjshroomer (09/28/05 09:18 PM)


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Offlineviat
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Re: I'm looking for some terrible math jokes [Re: PoopShooter]
    #4724083 - 09/28/05 07:25 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

There are 10 kinds of people: those who understand binary, and those who don't.


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