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OfflineCaptain Loafy McPoopdick
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I'm soooo smooth
    #4722009 - 09/27/05 07:44 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

lmao, wow. Not really, i'm so clumbsy. I had this girl down today (Janice). We was flirting and what not. I went to go pick her up off of my bed and I forgot I had a beer in my hand....HAHAH I spilled it all over her shirt.



Well, she told me to lick it off. Without hesitating, I gladly licked her clean. My toungue between her breasts, I then gave her a kiss on the neck. Ohhh, that's not all, I went to grab one of my sisters shirts for her to wear. I "jokingly" asked if I can stay and watch.

i watched, then kissed her, then felt her.

And before the night was over, my finger got wet.


My clumbsy mistake actually benefitted for me.

Ps. Just thought i'd share.

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Re: I'm soooo smooth [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
    #4722014 - 09/27/05 07:45 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

"your finger got wet"


what are you 12 :smirk:

:grin:


congrats


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OfflineCaptain Loafy McPoopdick
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Re: I'm soooo smooth [Re: CaptainH13]
    #4722022 - 09/27/05 07:47 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

I just didn't want to say I finger fucked her haha.

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OfflineNashbar
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Re: I'm soooo smooth [Re: CaptainH13]
    #4722027 - 09/27/05 07:49 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

nice work, too bad that's all that got wet

"had her down"?? I can only imagine

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Re: I'm soooo smooth [Re: Nashbar]
    #4722040 - 09/27/05 07:51 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

hahah damn...damn...good job.

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Invisiblethegatewaydrug
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Re: I'm soooo smooth [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
    #4722043 - 09/27/05 07:51 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

niiiiiiiiiiiiice:cool:


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OfflineCaptain Loafy McPoopdick
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Re: I'm soooo smooth [Re: thegatewaydrug]
    #4722044 - 09/27/05 07:52 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

Thanks guys :grin: I feel supa duppa

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OfflineKada
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Re: I'm soooo smooth [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
    #4722049 - 09/27/05 07:53 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

Next time spill a 12 pack on her.


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I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do." -Robert A. Heinlein

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My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness."-Dalai Lama

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Invisiblethegatewaydrug
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Re: I'm soooo smooth [Re: Kada]
    #4722050 - 09/27/05 07:53 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

:lol:


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InvisibleTheDude
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Re: I'm soooo smooth [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
    #4722058 - 09/27/05 07:56 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

if you had spilled the beer in her mouth she might have been drunk enough to go all the way with you.

but you hit the shirt and just got some finger play.

not a smooth operator if you axe me.


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Offlinesublime40oz
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Re: I'm soooo smooth [Re: thegatewaydrug]
    #4722063 - 09/27/05 07:56 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

Nice, at least someone is getting action. I won't be getting any until Decemeber....uuuugggggggghhhhhhhhh I dunno if im gonna make it, lol.


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Offlinedaimyo
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Re: I'm soooo smooth [Re: sublime40oz]
    #4722082 - 09/27/05 07:59 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

You in the clink? Johnson broke?


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OfflineCaptain Loafy McPoopdick
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Re: I'm soooo smooth [Re: TheDude]
    #4722088 - 09/27/05 08:00 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

I know man, I was being sarcastic haha

I felt like an ass. I'm just happy it worked in my liking.


She seems really sneaky to me. I don't trust her one bit.
I'm just gonna try and hit it

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Invisiblethegatewaydrug
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Re: I'm soooo smooth [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
    #4722094 - 09/27/05 08:01 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

hit it and quit it :hitit:


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OfflineMighty Bop
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Re: I'm soooo smooth [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
    #4722095 - 09/27/05 08:02 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

I'm just gonna try and hit it




That's all you have to say :smile:


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OfflineKada
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Re: I'm soooo smooth [Re: Mighty Bop]
    #4722104 - 09/27/05 08:03 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Mighty Bop said:
Quote:

I'm just gonna try and hit it




That's all you have to say :smile:




Do or do not, there is no try. -yoda.


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~The Cultivators Motherload~

"I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them.
I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do." -Robert A. Heinlein

"There is no need for temples, no need for complicated philosophies.
My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness."-Dalai Lama

Live long and prosper.


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InvisibleTHE KRAT BARON
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Re: I'm soooo smooth [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
    #4722115 - 09/27/05 08:05 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Loafy said:
I'm just gonna try and hit it




Should have pursued it tonight. Seems to me like she was begging for it. :yesnod: Why didn't you?


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Re: I'm soooo smooth [Re: daimyo]
    #4722123 - 09/27/05 08:06 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

daimyo said:
You in the clink? Johnson broke?




If that was in response to me...I'm in florida, womans in jersey. psshhht, I might lose my sane mind, chew up some adderol and drive back just to fuck nonstop for a couple days one weekend in b/t.


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Invisiblethegatewaydrug
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Re: I'm soooo smooth [Re: sublime40oz]
    #4722127 - 09/27/05 08:08 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

do it:thumbup:

its worth the pussy:doggystyle:

:grin:


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Re: I'm soooo smooth [Re: thegatewaydrug]
    #4722138 - 09/27/05 08:09 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

It's extremely good pussy as well....ugh and now im thinkign about it. I hate you right now loafy :smile:.


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Invisiblethegatewaydrug
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Re: I'm soooo smooth [Re: sublime40oz]
    #4722149 - 09/27/05 08:12 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

:lol:

shit now i want to go get laid tonight


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Re: I'm soooo smooth [Re: sublime40oz]
    #4722154 - 09/27/05 08:13 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

Jack off and I bet you reconsider.....


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InvisibleTheDude
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Re: I'm soooo smooth [Re: sublime40oz]
    #4722248 - 09/27/05 08:34 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

sublime40oz said:
If that was in response to me...I'm in florida, womans in jersey. psshhht, I might lose my sane mind, chew up some adderol and drive back just to fuck nonstop for a couple days one weekend in b/t.




You're in different states, isn't there some rule that says you can bang another chick without consequences?


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Re: I'm soooo smooth [Re: TheDude]
    #4722266 - 09/27/05 08:38 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

There is such a rule but I happen to love the chick, and that is just morally wrong to me.


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Re: I'm soooo smooth [Re: sublime40oz]
    #4722275 - 09/27/05 08:39 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

What if you knew she was doing some banging herself?


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Re: I'm soooo smooth [Re: Mighty Bop]
    #4722301 - 09/27/05 08:43 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

Hah, that'd be beat...and what a sucker that would make me.


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OfflineCaptain Loafy McPoopdick
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Re: I'm soooo smooth [Re: sublime40oz]
    #4722972 - 09/27/05 10:36 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

Oh yea, I purposely forgot to tell you how weird she is.

I'm telling you now, because I want to know what i'm getting myself into.

Apparently she has a foot fetish and sucked on my left toes. Which suprisingly felt relaxing.

Then later, she asked if she could slap my face hard. I said "alright, but i'm slapping your ass back" (exact words by the way)

Yep, she hit me pretty hard. I smiled took a drag off of my cigaretter, stood up and slapped her right back.

She said, "you didn't hit me hard enough"

Wow.

She's a pretty rough little girl.

What do you all think of that?

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Invisiblethegatewaydrug
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Re: I'm soooo smooth [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
    #4722979 - 09/27/05 10:38 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

kinky bitch huh:bondage:

well tie her up and drown her with yo juice:thumbup:


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Re: I'm soooo smooth [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
    #4722983 - 09/27/05 10:38 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

wow, she's a freak.

beat those guts


hahaha, sorry, that phrase just makes me laugh


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OfflineCaptain Loafy McPoopdick
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Re: I'm soooo smooth [Re: king_cobra]
    #4722990 - 09/27/05 10:39 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

hahaha i'm going to use that now, if you don't mind.

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Re: I'm soooo smooth [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
    #4723028 - 09/27/05 10:45 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

go for it, i wasnt the one who invented it :wink:


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Re: I'm soooo smooth [Re: king_cobra]
    #4723055 - 09/27/05 10:50 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

I had no idea there were S&M emoticons...


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