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OfflineCaptain Loafy McPoopdick
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I'm soooo smooth
    #4722009 - 09/27/05 09:44 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

lmao, wow. Not really, i'm so clumbsy. I had this girl down today (Janice). We was flirting and what not. I went to go pick her up off of my bed and I forgot I had a beer in my hand....HAHAH I spilled it all over her shirt.



Well, she told me to lick it off. Without hesitating, I gladly licked her clean. My toungue between her breasts, I then gave her a kiss on the neck. Ohhh, that's not all, I went to grab one of my sisters shirts for her to wear. I "jokingly" asked if I can stay and watch.

i watched, then kissed her, then felt her.

And before the night was over, my finger got wet.


My clumbsy mistake actually benefitted for me.

Ps. Just thought i'd share.


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Re: I'm soooo smooth [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
    #4722014 - 09/27/05 09:45 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

"your finger got wet"


what are you 12 :smirk:

:grin:


congrats


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OfflineCaptain Loafy McPoopdick
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Re: I'm soooo smooth [Re: CaptainH13]
    #4722022 - 09/27/05 09:47 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

I just didn't want to say I finger fucked her haha.


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Re: I'm soooo smooth [Re: CaptainH13]
    #4722027 - 09/27/05 09:49 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

nice work, too bad that's all that got wet

"had her down"?? I can only imagine


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Re: I'm soooo smooth [Re: Nashbar]
    #4722040 - 09/27/05 09:51 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

hahah damn...damn...good job.


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Re: I'm soooo smooth [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
    #4722043 - 09/27/05 09:51 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

niiiiiiiiiiiiice:cool:


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OfflineCaptain Loafy McPoopdick
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Re: I'm soooo smooth [Re: thegatewaydrug]
    #4722044 - 09/27/05 09:52 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Thanks guys :grin: I feel supa duppa


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Re: I'm soooo smooth [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
    #4722049 - 09/27/05 09:53 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Next time spill a 12 pack on her.


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I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do." -Robert A. Heinlein

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My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness."-Dalai Lama

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Re: I'm soooo smooth [Re: Kada]
    #4722050 - 09/27/05 09:53 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

:lol:


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Re: I'm soooo smooth [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
    #4722058 - 09/27/05 09:56 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

if you had spilled the beer in her mouth she might have been drunk enough to go all the way with you.

but you hit the shirt and just got some finger play.

not a smooth operator if you axe me.


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Re: I'm soooo smooth [Re: thegatewaydrug]
    #4722063 - 09/27/05 09:56 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Nice, at least someone is getting action. I won't be getting any until Decemeber....uuuugggggggghhhhhhhhh I dunno if im gonna make it, lol.


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Re: I'm soooo smooth [Re: sublime40oz]
    #4722082 - 09/27/05 09:59 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

You in the clink? Johnson broke?


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OfflineCaptain Loafy McPoopdick
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Re: I'm soooo smooth [Re: TheDude]
    #4722088 - 09/27/05 10:00 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

I know man, I was being sarcastic haha

I felt like an ass. I'm just happy it worked in my liking.


She seems really sneaky to me. I don't trust her one bit.
I'm just gonna try and hit it


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Re: I'm soooo smooth [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
    #4722094 - 09/27/05 10:01 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

hit it and quit it :hitit:


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OfflineMighty Bop
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Re: I'm soooo smooth [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
    #4722095 - 09/27/05 10:02 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

I'm just gonna try and hit it




That's all you have to say :smile:


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Re: I'm soooo smooth [Re: Mighty Bop]
    #4722104 - 09/27/05 10:03 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Mighty Bop said:
Quote:

I'm just gonna try and hit it




That's all you have to say :smile:




Do or do not, there is no try. -yoda.


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"I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them.
I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do." -Robert A. Heinlein

"There is no need for temples, no need for complicated philosophies.
My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness."-Dalai Lama

Live long and prosper.



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Re: I'm soooo smooth [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
    #4722115 - 09/27/05 10:05 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Loafy said:
I'm just gonna try and hit it




Should have pursued it tonight. Seems to me like she was begging for it. :yesnod: Why didn't you?


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Re: I'm soooo smooth [Re: daimyo]
    #4722123 - 09/27/05 10:06 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

daimyo said:
You in the clink? Johnson broke?




If that was in response to me...I'm in florida, womans in jersey. psshhht, I might lose my sane mind, chew up some adderol and drive back just to fuck nonstop for a couple days one weekend in b/t.


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Re: I'm soooo smooth [Re: sublime40oz]
    #4722127 - 09/27/05 10:08 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

do it:thumbup:

its worth the pussy:doggystyle:

:grin:


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Re: I'm soooo smooth [Re: thegatewaydrug]
    #4722138 - 09/27/05 10:09 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

It's extremely good pussy as well....ugh and now im thinkign about it. I hate you right now loafy :smile:.


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