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damn niger
    #4720528 - 09/27/05 05:05 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

The Nigereins could be the next african superpower! This little landlocked country has huge deposits of uranium (a la yellowcake forgery) and gold. There is probably a enough oil to fuel a sudden economic boom. They have coal AND iron. AND they speak french.

What I would do if I were them is start a uranium enrichment facility, just to become a nuclear super-power. This will keep it's neighbors in line.

From there exchange the weapons for foreign aid from the US, use this to find oil and natural gas (but secretly keep just one of the WMDs). Build Niger into a prosperous little country and use the just developed secret service to manipulate the nearby countries into your control.

When you're on an equal footing to say Pakistan pull out your nuclear weapons again. That would be so kickass. I love Niger!!!

Edited by lIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl (09/27/05 06:10 PM)

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Re: damn niger [Re: lIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl]
    #4720537 - 09/27/05 05:06 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)


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Re: damn niger [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4720564 - 09/27/05 05:10 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

*bzzzt* WRONG

It's Nigerein!!!

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Re: damn niger [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4724093 - 09/28/05 07:34 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Niger is not Nigeria

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Re: damn niger [Re: Asante]
    #4724498 - 09/28/05 11:13 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

interesting fact: google search for "Niger" returns CIA website as #1 result

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