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InvisibleRandalFlagg
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Flatulence
    #4718973 - 09/27/05 10:32 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

I ate chili last night...and God damn! They say the average person farts 12-25 times a day. I hit 25 in the first 10 minutes of being awake.


I was looking at "flatulence" on Wikipedia and I found this:

Activated charcoal underwear and pads can be somewhat effective at reducing the odors of flatulence


Charcoal underwear? Man I need some of those today.

Ok, everybody laugh at Randal.


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Re: Flatulence [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4719228 - 09/27/05 12:10 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

You can get pills that reduce flatulence.

I know this because a girl my room mate brought back from the bar one night dropped her package of them on the floor. After I read the label, we all had a good laugh :lol:


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Re: Flatulence [Re: trendal]
    #4719306 - 09/27/05 12:35 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

:rotfl:

Yeah, I've seen those pills that reduce it, but fuck em!  If god intended you to fart, he intended you to fart.  But that charcoal underwear? :wtf:


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Re: Flatulence [Re: trendal]
    #4719648 - 09/27/05 02:05 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Dude...my ass-gas has been causing some real embarrassment lately.  I have been ingesting so many protein bars and shakes in my quest to gain weight that my flatulence level has risen significantly.

1.  My mom makes little quips like, "Hm...did somebody fart.........Randal"

2.  I was at a bar talking to this HOT chick I went to high school with.  We were talking and getting along famously.  I was buzzed so my sphincter muscle was not under complete control and I let a few gas spurts come out.  She probably smelled them.  I left to go to the bathroom and when I got back she was gone!  :sad:


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Re: Flatulence [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4720569 - 09/27/05 05:11 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

you could use opiates


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Re: Flatulence [Re: Locus]
    #4720616 - 09/27/05 05:19 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Locus said:
you could use opiates




So junkies don't fart?


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Re: Flatulence [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4720650 - 09/27/05 05:23 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

oh oops, nope, thought we were talking about excessive shitting.
farting.. uh.. dont know how to stop that, haha.
you know you cant hold them in though or else you'll sponteously combust :wink:


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Re: Flatulence [Re: Locus]
    #4723891 - 09/28/05 04:32 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

i often have a lot of gas but my farts are like odourless. it's fuckin weird.


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Re: Flatulence [Re: Tasty_Smurf_House]
    #4724577 - 09/28/05 11:32 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

your lucky then tasty


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Re: Flatulence [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4724607 - 09/28/05 11:44 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

RandalFlagg said:

Activated charcoal underwear and pads can be somewhat effective at reducing the odors of flatulence







But why would you want that? Farts are made to be enjoyed with all the senses. Farts are God's gift to humanity!


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Re: Flatulence [Re: Le_Canard]
    #4726164 - 09/28/05 06:20 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

God dam. Who is the pretty in pink with big titties?


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