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InvisibleOneMoreRobot3021
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I bought a baseball on my lunch break.
    #4714633 - 09/26/05 04:03 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

It was 1.99 at paragon sports. It's my new favorite toy. I haven't had a baseball since I was very little, but now I feel quite grown up as I sit at my desk tossing it up in the air as if it's helping me solve math equations or some shit.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis


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Re: I bought a baseball on my lunch break. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4714650 - 09/26/05 04:06 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

I throw like a girl :sad:


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Re: I bought a baseball on my lunch break. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4714655 - 09/26/05 04:06 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

One time, at a hockey game, a puck came flying at my face at nearly

the speed of light and my dad reached out and grabbed it.  I was very

thankful.  Thought I'd share.  :thumbup:


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Re: I bought a baseball on my lunch break. [Re: Noetical]
    #4714659 - 09/26/05 04:06 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Me too! :hug:

I'm gonna get my old mitt from home and play catch with my girlfriend. I wanna learn how to throw different pitches and then hit her with a screwball upside the head.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis


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Re: I bought a baseball on my lunch break. [Re: WeAreAllOne]
    #4714691 - 09/26/05 04:11 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

One day I hope to catch a foul ball or some shit but until then this'll tide me over.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis


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Re: I bought a baseball on my lunch break. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4714695 - 09/26/05 04:12 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

:lol:

In the summer me and the pack of hooligans I run with often have home run derbys in the small peewee diamonds. The guy who usually pitches used to play ball so sometimes to fuck around he'll throw curveballs at guys heads and we'll be flopping and diving in the dirt while the ball gently breaks right over the middle of the plate.

Waao,
One time at a hockey game I saw a fan throw a moose leg on the ice.


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Re: I bought a baseball on my lunch break. [Re: Noetical]
    #4714727 - 09/26/05 04:16 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

------>One time at a hockey game I saw a fan throw a moose leg on the ice.




What??!?!?!?


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Re: I bought a baseball on my lunch break. [Re: hobbitxkillyou]
    #4714745 - 09/26/05 04:19 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Seriouso my friend, it was a Junior 'A' game. Its a tradition in some small east wheel baerow town in Manitoba, like those octopie in detroit.


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Re: I bought a baseball on my lunch break. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4714759 - 09/26/05 04:21 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Last rites......


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Re: I bought a baseball on my lunch break. [Re: goobler]
    #4714763 - 09/26/05 04:22 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

You know what? I hate writing shit on my own skin (funny, I want a tattoo but I hate pen ink on me) - but I'm gonna write that on my hand for you, so I'll remember.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis


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