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OfflineFL_accciD
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being pious
    #4712675 - 09/26/05 12:45 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)

The Religions:

Taoism: Shit happens.
Hinduism: This shit happened before.
Confucianism: Confucius says: Shit happens.
Buddhism: It is only the illusion of shit happening.
Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Jehova's Witnesses: Knock Knock, 'Shit happens'.
Atheism: There is no such thing as shit.
Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, and maybe it doesn't.
Protestantism: Shit won't happen if I work harder.
Catholicism: If shit happens, I deserve it.
Judaism: Why does shit always happen to me?
Televangilism: Send money, or shit will happen to you.
Rastafarianism: Smoke that shit.


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Invisiblethegatewaydrug
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Re: being pious [Re: FL_accciD]
    #4712731 - 09/26/05 01:07 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)

:lol:


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Invisibleblissedout
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Re: being pious [Re: FL_accciD]
    #4712738 - 09/26/05 01:10 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)

I've seen that before. Pretty funny shit. :smirk:


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OfflineDrink_Punk_Soda
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Re: being pious [Re: FL_accciD]
    #4712763 - 09/26/05 01:28 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

FL_accciD said:

Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, and maybe it doesn't.






:thumbup:  :grin:


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Invisibleking_cobra
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Re: being pious [Re: Drink_Punk_Soda]
    #4712795 - 09/26/05 01:55 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)

hilarious


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InvisibleCherryBomM
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Re: being pious [Re: king_cobra]
    #4713040 - 09/26/05 07:01 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)

I've seen that on a poster before. Very clever.


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Offlinelechuck
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Re: being pious [Re: FL_accciD]
    #4713045 - 09/26/05 07:09 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

FL_accciD said:





Judaism: Why does shit always happen to me?







je

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OfflineD4NK
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Re: being pious [Re: lechuck]
    #4715027 - 09/26/05 03:13 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

Shroomism: This grew on shit!


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InvisibleCowgold
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Re: being pious [Re: D4NK]
    #4715050 - 09/26/05 03:19 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

D4NK said:
Shroomism:  This grew on shit!




alright alright  :cool: :thumbup:


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OfflineFL_accciD
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Re: being pious [Re: D4NK]
    #4715055 - 09/26/05 03:21 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

indeed man...

yea its a t-shirt/poster available from a company called northern sun

http://www.northernsun.com

i thought it was pretty funny


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OfflineLicense_to_Chill
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Re: being pious [Re: FL_accciD]
    #4715235 - 09/26/05 03:50 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

FL_accciD said:
The Religions:

Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.





lol, got to tell my girl that.


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Invisibledblaney
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Re: being pious [Re: FL_accciD]
    #4715491 - 09/26/05 04:42 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

That site has some cool stuff on it, I'm checking it out now.


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"Belief is a beautiful armor
But makes for the heaviest sword"
- John Mayer

Making the noise "penicillin" is no substitute for actually taking penicillin.

"This country, with its institutions, belongs to the people who inhabit it. Whenever they shall grow weary of the existing government, they can exercise their constitutional right of amending it, or their revolutionary right to dismember or overthrow it." -Abraham Lincoln

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Offlineqhr0me
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Re: being pious [Re: blissedout]
    #4715638 - 09/26/05 05:10 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

blissedout said:
I've seen that before.




clearly you must be a hindu then  :smile:

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