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OfflineFL_accciD
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being pious
    #4712675 - 09/26/05 02:45 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

The Religions:

Taoism: Shit happens.
Hinduism: This shit happened before.
Confucianism: Confucius says: Shit happens.
Buddhism: It is only the illusion of shit happening.
Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Jehova's Witnesses: Knock Knock, 'Shit happens'.
Atheism: There is no such thing as shit.
Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, and maybe it doesn't.
Protestantism: Shit won't happen if I work harder.
Catholicism: If shit happens, I deserve it.
Judaism: Why does shit always happen to me?
Televangilism: Send money, or shit will happen to you.
Rastafarianism: Smoke that shit.


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Re: being pious [Re: FL_accciD]
    #4712731 - 09/26/05 03:07 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

:lol:


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Re: being pious [Re: FL_accciD]
    #4712738 - 09/26/05 03:10 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I've seen that before. Pretty funny shit. :smirk:


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OfflineDrink_Punk_Soda
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Re: being pious [Re: FL_accciD]
    #4712763 - 09/26/05 03:28 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

FL_accciD said:

Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, and maybe it doesn't.






:thumbup:  :grin:


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Re: being pious [Re: Drink_Punk_Soda]
    #4712795 - 09/26/05 03:55 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

hilarious


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Re: being pious [Re: king_cobra]
    #4713040 - 09/26/05 09:01 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I've seen that on a poster before. Very clever.


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Re: being pious [Re: FL_accciD]
    #4713045 - 09/26/05 09:09 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

FL_accciD said:





Judaism: Why does shit always happen to me?







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Re: being pious [Re: lechuck]
    #4715027 - 09/26/05 05:13 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Shroomism: This grew on shit!


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Re: being pious [Re: D4NK]
    #4715050 - 09/26/05 05:19 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

D4NK said:
Shroomism:  This grew on shit!




alright alright  :cool: :thumbup:


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Re: being pious [Re: D4NK]
    #4715055 - 09/26/05 05:21 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

indeed man...

yea its a t-shirt/poster available from a company called northern sun

http://www.northernsun.com

i thought it was pretty funny


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Re: being pious [Re: FL_accciD]
    #4715235 - 09/26/05 05:50 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

FL_accciD said:
The Religions:

Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.





lol, got to tell my girl that.


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Re: being pious [Re: FL_accciD]
    #4715491 - 09/26/05 06:42 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

That site has some cool stuff on it, I'm checking it out now.


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Making the noise "penicillin" is no substitute for actually taking penicillin.

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Re: being pious [Re: blissedout]
    #4715638 - 09/26/05 07:10 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

blissedout said:
I've seen that before.




clearly you must be a hindu then  :smile:


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