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Jadian
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Grrr, I'm stupid and in trouble
#4711123 - 09/25/05 06:42 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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Friends took me out for my birthday, ended up drinking too much and missed work on Saturday, to top it off I lost my phone in my drunken stupor and couldn't figure out the number of my boss to even call myself in.
Going in tomorrow morning is going to suck.
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CaRnAgECaNdY
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Re: Grrr, I'm stupid and in trouble [Re: Jadian]
#4711141 - 09/25/05 06:47 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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Good luck with the boss and Happy birthday.
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Jadian
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Re: Grrr, I'm stupid and in trouble [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
#4711148 - 09/25/05 06:49 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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I told my friends not to keep giving me alcohol. Specifically said if I take more shots I won't get up. Damn my friends are convincing when I'm drunk though.
I'm never hanging out with them on a work night again.
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DNKYD
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Re: Grrr, I'm stupid and in trouble [Re: Jadian]
#4711151 - 09/25/05 06:49 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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I hate that feeling you get walking into work after you know you fucked up. Fortunately for me my employer has been very forgiving of me these past few years. Hopefully all goes well.
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dnL
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Re: Grrr, I'm stupid and in trouble [Re: DNKYD]
#4711160 - 09/25/05 06:55 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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i lost my phone too
it sucks
hopefully some kind soul will get it back to me
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Cowgold
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Re: Grrr, I'm stupid and in trouble [Re: Jadian]
#4711162 - 09/25/05 06:55 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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good vibes to you dude.
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Captain Loafy McPoopdick
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Re: Grrr, I'm stupid and in trouble [Re: Jadian]
#4711505 - 09/25/05 08:30 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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This has happened to a friend i've mine. Trust me, tell them you went out and got jumped by a gang of black kids.
They will believe you.
ps. walk with a limp.
Make a good story about how you got jumped and how your phone got stolen.
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Captain Loafy McPoopdick
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he did this by the way, and got off free
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Jadian
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I was thinking about saying something like that. Only problem is I live in Alaska, there are no gangs of black kids up here!
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novorua
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Re: Grrr, I'm stupid and in trouble [Re: Jadian]
#4711554 - 09/25/05 08:44 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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How about gangs of Eskimos? Tell your boss they kept throwin fish at you.
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Jadian
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Re: Grrr, I'm stupid and in trouble [Re: novorua]
#4711561 - 09/25/05 08:47 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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Nope, no good. All the Eskimo's do up here is drink and beg for change.
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peeper
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Re: Grrr, I'm stupid and in trouble [Re: Jadian]
#4711574 - 09/25/05 08:51 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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What about getting chased by a moose and losing your cellphone while running? You also hurt you're leg sliding down an embankment to get away from it.
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Jadian
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Re: Grrr, I'm stupid and in trouble [Re: peeper]
#4711582 - 09/25/05 08:54 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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.... my leg isn't hurt. If it is I can't be working, because I have to be strong and healthy to do my job. I need to be working to make money, so I have to go back to work tomorrow.
Plus, I could take a moose, they're pansies.
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peeper
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Re: Grrr, I'm stupid and in trouble [Re: Jadian]
#4711595 - 09/25/05 08:57 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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Well, I'm not good at this. I work for myself.
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Jadian
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Re: Grrr, I'm stupid and in trouble [Re: peeper]
#4711599 - 09/25/05 08:57 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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I'd love to work for myself. What do you do?
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peeper
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Re: Grrr, I'm stupid and in trouble [Re: Jadian]
#4711617 - 09/25/05 09:02 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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Clean houses. Good money and I like my customers. They're usually not at home. It wouldn't bother me if they were. They are good people.
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Jadian
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Re: Grrr, I'm stupid and in trouble [Re: peeper]
#4711645 - 09/25/05 09:07 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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I have a cousin that does that part time, seems pretty cool. I don't think I'm a clean enough person for that, I can't remember how many times I said "BUT IT IS CLEAN" when I was told to clean something up.
I really do want to work for myself, unfortunately I just don't have any talent that I can make money off. Except sex, but I don't have any hookups in the prostitution business, and I'm in the wroooong city for that
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HELLA_TIGHT
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Quote:
Loafy said: This has happened to a friend i've mine. Trust me, tell them you went out and got jumped by a gang of black kids.
They will believe you.
ps. walk with a limp.
Make a good story about how you got jumped and how your phone got stolen.
What if they ask to see the bruises?
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thegatewaydrug
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Re: Grrr, I'm stupid and in trouble [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#4712087 - 09/25/05 10:29 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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have someone beat u in the cheat with a sock with batteries in it jail weapons
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Stonerguy
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Re: Grrr, I'm stupid and in trouble [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#4712091 - 09/25/05 10:30 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
HELLA_TIGHT said:
Quote:
Loafy said: This has happened to a friend i've mine. Trust me, tell them you went out and got jumped by a gang of black kids.
They will believe you.
ps. walk with a limp.
Make a good story about how you got jumped and how your phone got stolen.
What if they ask to see the bruises?
Punch yourself in the eye a couple of times. Not to hard or it will swell up but enough for a nice blue tinge under the skin.
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THE KRAT BARON
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Re: Grrr, I'm stupid and in trouble [Re: Jadian]
#4712098 - 09/25/05 10:31 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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Good luck man. Personally I would be straight forward with the boss. Most people can see through bullshit stories. Just tell him it was your birthday and your friends insisted you went out with them. Make sure to stress that you would normally never do something like this and how sorry you are. Sometimes it is best to be straight forward with people, it shows integrity and respect, however I don't know your boss.
edit: Make sure to show up an hour early and complete some work before anybody else gets there.
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Ravus
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Re: Grrr, I'm stupid and in trouble [Re: Jadian]
#4712101 - 09/25/05 10:31 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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You could have a friend fracture your skull with a metal baseball bat and say that you were in the hospital, unconscious, so you couldn't call in. Which would be true.
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Jadian
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Re: Grrr, I'm stupid and in trouble [Re: Ravus]
#4712107 - 09/25/05 10:33 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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If I could afford not to go to work, I probably would have someone beat my ass. Only thing is I need to be working.
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Mighty Bop
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Re: Grrr, I'm stupid and in trouble [Re: Jadian]
#4712128 - 09/25/05 10:38 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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Just tell your boss to shut up, you'll do what you want.
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Ravus
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Re: Grrr, I'm stupid and in trouble [Re: Mighty Bop]
#4712133 - 09/25/05 10:38 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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Shitty advice.
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Mighty Bop
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Re: Grrr, I'm stupid and in trouble [Re: Ravus]
#4712149 - 09/25/05 10:42 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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Yeah, sometimes I like to play around and give shitty advice, but it's always funny to imagine people taking it
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Jadian
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Re: Grrr, I'm stupid and in trouble [Re: Mighty Bop]
#4712165 - 09/25/05 10:44 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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I'm sticking with the plan I've been thinking out. Will know if it works or not in about 12 hours!
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Mighty Bop
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Re: Grrr, I'm stupid and in trouble [Re: Jadian]
#4712216 - 09/25/05 10:52 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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Yeah good luck man, hope it all works out
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Jadian
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Re: Grrr, I'm stupid and in trouble [Re: Mighty Bop]
#4717126 - 09/26/05 09:31 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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Well if anyone's curious, it went way better than I could have even imagined. Boss pretty much just said don't let it happen again and we went on with our day.
The funniest thing happened at work too. We saw an OSHA guy (Safety patrol) coming into the neighborhood we were working on, and my boss just decides he doesn't want to deal with him, so we get off the roof, drop our truck, and just lock ourselves in the back of our supply truck until he leaves. Fucking hilarious.
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