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Re: Shrooms into your vagina! (PIC) [Re: JonX]
    #4694159 - 09/22/05 07:47 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)

hahaha, amazing that this thread has more than 4000 views in 10 hours.

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Re: Shrooms into your vagina! (PIC) [Re: Asante]
    #4694167 - 09/22/05 07:52 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)

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Wiccan_Seeker said:


You could however drop a LSD blotter or microdot into 1cc of warm water, suck it into an eyedropper, insert the eyedropper in the urethra and deliver it. That would likely work.
This would likely result a bladder infection though.




Theoretically speaking however, you could make a fairly concentrated solution of LSD in bacteriostatic saline.  Then you could dose in a single drop and since the solution would be relatively sterile, you would have few problems.  (not something I'd try however) :tongue:


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Re: Shrooms into your vagina! (PIC) [Re: badchad]
    #4694388 - 09/22/05 08:54 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)

Well it's high time we take the OTD challenge into this: Pretty intense when administered in front too, I must say! To stay somewhat ontopic: When I get bladder infections I ingest 3gr powdered vitamin C in a glass of water. Excessive ammounts are excreted through the kidneys, turning the pee into a mild antibiotic. And it works like a charm.


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Re: Shrooms into your vagina! [Re: shrooma]
    #4694447 - 09/22/05 09:15 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)

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shrooma said:

Why does it have to have anything with cultivation? This isn't a cultivation forum.




it was moved by a moderator
it was originally posted in the cultivation forum


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Re: Shrooms into your vagina! (PIC) *DELETED* *DELETED* [Re: Asante]
    #4694804 - 09/22/05 11:20 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)

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Re: Shrooms into your vagina! (PIC) [Re: Lakefingers]
    #4695014 - 09/22/05 12:11 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

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Lakefingers said:
Quote:

Wiccan_Seeker said:
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But lets just see how fucked up we can get this thread




Challenge accepted! Let's go for utmost fuckedupness without straying offtopic.
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The male urethra is too small to yield a good surface for absorbing mushroom actives.

You could however drop a LSD blotter or microdot into 1cc of warm water, suck it into an eyedropper, insert the eyedropper in the urethra and deliver it. That would likely work.
This would likely result a bladder infection though.




You've inspired me to the challenge. What I suggest is trans-penile LSD administration.

Here's a little background:
There is/was a practice in Japan, that is basically extinct today, of men cutting their urethra with knifes. First they would cut a two slits, a few mm deep, around the urethral opening and then stick some clean, round material in the opening just so that when the opening healed it would have slightly increased in size. Now one would continue this over a prolonged period, regularly cutting the urethra and putting new corks in there to enlarge the size of the canal. Why would one do this? So that one's lover could insert their erect penis into one's own erect penis.

The procedure:
(as you said) "drop a LSD blotter or microdot into 1cc of warm water, suck it into an eyedropper, insert the eyedropper in the urethra and deliver it" to the penetrator. Then he would insert his penis into the man with the enlarged urethra and release the LSD-water into his partner's urethra. It's like snowball LSD with penes.

Far out...an aquired taste, but I can see it becoming a delicacy among dionysiacs...




and this is why i hate asians.

That witch history post at the top was pretty interesting. So, what, witches were just stoner lesbo's? like the goth chicks of our era?

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Re: Shrooms into your vagina! (PIC) [Re: Puppet1]
    #4695046 - 09/22/05 12:18 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

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That witch history post at the top was pretty interesting. So, what, witches were just stoner lesbo's? like the goth chicks of our era?




You're alive because of the witches of old.

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There is/was a practice in Japan, that is basically extinct today, of men cutting their urethra with knifes. First they would cut a two slits, a few mm deep, around the urethral opening and then stick some clean, round material in the opening just so that when the opening healed it would have slightly increased in size. Now one would continue this over a prolonged period, regularly cutting the urethra and putting new corks in there to enlarge the size of the canal. Why would one do this? So that one's lover could insert their erect penis into one's own erect penis.




:crazy: wow.


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Re: Shrooms into your vagina! [Re: Asante]
    #4695497 - 09/22/05 02:11 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

yea i know a dude who stuck fucking shrooms in his asshole. he said nothing happened though, so he fucking shitted them out, then cleaned them off and sold them. SICK.


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Re: Shrooms into your vagina! (PIC) [Re: Lakefingers]
    #4697049 - 09/22/05 07:27 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Lakefingers said:

You've inspired me to the challenge. What I suggest is trans-penile LSD administration.

Here's a little background:
There is/was a practice in Japan, that is basically extinct today, of men cutting their urethra with knifes. First they would cut a two slits, a few mm deep, around the urethral opening and then stick some clean, round material in the opening just so that when the opening healed it would have slightly increased in size. Now one would continue this over a prolonged period, regularly cutting the urethra and putting new corks in there to enlarge the size of the canal. Why would one do this? So that one's lover could insert their erect penis into one's own erect penis.

The procedure:
(as you said) "drop a LSD blotter or microdot into 1cc of warm water, suck it into an eyedropper, insert the eyedropper in the urethra and deliver it" to the penetrator. Then he would insert his penis into the man with the enlarged urethra and release the LSD-water into his partner's urethra. It's like snowball LSD with penes.

Far out...an aquired taste, but I can see it becoming a delicacy among  dionysiacs...




:rofl2: :lolz0rz: :rotfl: man thats some messed up shit. Does that mean they can also fit a mushroom or Ecstacy tablet up there?

Wiccan - 10/10 for your challenge uptake! Although I'm starting to regret setting the challenge.

JackTackle - sorry about that matey, I didn't know.

ShroomArtist - This just gets worse and worse doesn't it *thinks about where all the shrooms bought could have come from* :rolleyes:

peace :smirk:

EDIT: About the 4000 views in 10 hours, I believe it has something to do with the subject containing both the words "vagina" and "PIC". Sickening people just sickening  :grin:


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Re: Shrooms into your vagina! (PIC) [Re: shrooma]
    #4697225 - 09/22/05 08:01 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

shrooma said:
Quote:

Lakefingers said:

About the 4000 views in 10 hours, I believe it has something to do with the subject containing both the words "vagina" and "PIC". Sickening people just sickening  :grin:




damn skippy. why do u think i clicked it.  :crazy2:


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Re: Shrooms into your vagina! (PIC) [Re: Lakefingers]
    #4697265 - 09/22/05 08:13 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Lakefingers said:

You've inspired me to the challenge. What I suggest is trans-penile LSD administration.

Here's a little background:
There is/was a practice in Japan, that is basically extinct today, of men cutting their urethra with knifes. First they would cut a two slits, a few mm deep, around the urethral opening and then stick some clean, round material in the opening just so that when the opening healed it would have slightly increased in size. Now one would continue this over a prolonged period, regularly cutting the urethra and putting new corks in there to enlarge the size of the canal. Why would one do this? So that one's lover could insert their erect penis into one's own erect penis.




I guess women weren't invented until a few years later?  :tongue2:

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Re: Shrooms into your vagina! (PIC) [Re: StickyWater]
    #4697786 - 09/22/05 10:11 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

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StickyWater said:
Quote:

Lakefingers said:

You've inspired me to the challenge. What I suggest is trans-penile LSD administration.

Here's a little background:
There is/was a practice in Japan, that is basically extinct today, of men cutting their urethra with knifes. First they would cut a two slits, a few mm deep, around the urethral opening and then stick some clean, round material in the opening just so that when the opening healed it would have slightly increased in size. Now one would continue this over a prolonged period, regularly cutting the urethra and putting new corks in there to enlarge the size of the canal. Why would one do this? So that one's lover could insert their erect penis into one's own erect penis.




I guess women weren't invented until a few years later?  :tongue2:




... that post, in so few words, caused one of the louder outbursts of laughter I've had while on a computer. Gratz, and thanks for the hilarity!  :grin:


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Re: Shrooms into your vagina! (PIC) [Re: StickyWater]
    #4698837 - 09/23/05 12:43 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Lakefingers said:

You've inspired me to the challenge. What I suggest is trans-penile LSD administration.

Here's a little background:
There is/was a practice in Japan, that is basically extinct today, of men cutting their urethra with knifes. First they would cut a two slits, a few mm deep, around the urethral opening and then stick some clean, round material in the opening just so that when the opening healed it would have slightly increased in size. Now one would continue this over a prolonged period, regularly cutting the urethra and putting new corks in there to enlarge the size of the canal. Why would one do this? So that one's lover could insert their erect penis into one's own erect penis.




Holy Hell!  That just brings a tear to my eye.  :cryariver:


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Re: Shrooms into your vagina! (PIC) *DELETED* [Re: shrooma]
    #4704045 - 09/24/05 03:38 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)

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Re: Shrooms into your vagina! (PIC) [Re: Lakefingers]
    #4704294 - 09/24/05 07:31 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)

lol  i was expecting a REAL picture of a girl with shrooms in her cooch.  :frown:


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Re: Shrooms into your vagina! (PIC) *DELETED* *DELETED* [Re: ShroomArtist84]
    #4704363 - 09/24/05 08:00 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)

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Re: Shrooms into your vagina! (PIC) [Re: Lakefingers]
    #4704394 - 09/24/05 08:22 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)

You realise that you're getting excited about the thought of fungus in a woman's crotch right? :grin:

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