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Phluck
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Personal Information.
#4700400 - 09/23/05 12:19 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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Okay, if you're easily queezed out, you might want to back off now.
There's a male problem that's actually fairly common, but most men either don't want to deal with it, or they just don't talk about it.
If you're uncircumcized, you've probably got a thing called a frenulum. It's a little piece of skin running from the underside of the head of the penis to the shaft. On something like 1 in 20 men, it's a little too short, this can make having sex painful, and it's pretty common for guys to actually tear it, and being that it's pretty much the most sensitive part of the penis, that would suck.
I had just this problem. Sex, especially vigorous sex was painful, which sucks. So, thanks to google, I found out all about the problem, and went to a urologist, and arranged for surgery, called a frenuloplasty, which basically grafts the frenuluminto a more comfortable position.
So this morning, I had an operation on my wang. They didn't even put me out completely, just an IV of fentanyl (VERY pleasant), then a local anaesthetic injected right into my penis (OW OWOOWOWOW), some snipping and sewing or something which I couldn't really feel at all, and that lasted all of about 3 minutes, and that was that. A whole lot easier than I would have expected it all to be.
So I got a prescription for Percocet, which is certainly awesome, plus I had a 20mg Oxycontin I had been saving for exactly this occasion, which I took. So I'm VERY nicely opiated.
So if all goes as planned, in a few weeks I'll be having the nicest sex of my life.
mndfreeze
-------------------- "I have no valid complaint against hustlers. No rational bitch. But the act of selling is repulsive to me. I harbor a secret urge to whack a salesman in the face, crack his teeth and put red bumps around his eyes." -Hunter S Thompson http://phluck.is-after.us
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Vvellum
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Re: Personal Information. [Re: Phluck]
#4700412 - 09/23/05 12:21 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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congratulations on the successful penis operation.
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OneMoreRobot3021
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Re: Personal Information. [Re: Phluck]
#4700415 - 09/23/05 12:22 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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TMI?
-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
Edited by OneMoreRobot3021 (09/23/05 12:28 PM)
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Irradiated_Feces
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Re: Personal Information. [Re: Phluck]
#4700431 - 09/23/05 12:27 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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Double ouch. How long are you out of commission for that sort of thing?
Congrats to both of you..? or uh sorry to hear.. to both of you?
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Re: Personal Information. [Re: Phluck]
#4700434 - 09/23/05 12:28 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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I had my cock pierced before, but I Couldn't stick it in a tight puckered asshole so I took them out.
-------------------- "Men trained in arms from their infancy, and animated by the love of liberty, will afford neither a cheap or easy conquest." From the Declaration of the Continental Congress "We can have peace and security only as long as we band together to preserve that most priceless possession, our inheritance of European blood." Charles A. Lindbergh,"Aviation, Geography, and Race", Reader's Digest, Nov. 1939 "We must secure the existance of our people and a future for White children." David Lane
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OneMoreRobot3021
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Pretend you never read mine.
-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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mndfreeze
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Re: Personal Information. [Re: Phluck]
#4700436 - 09/23/05 12:29 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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You shoulda got the nut snip while they were down there and helped the world be sure there would ever only be one phluck.
-------------------- Nothing says love like grannies prolapsed anus! quote]Urb said: I know... Its fucked up... Ill fix it minyana..[/quote]
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License_to_Chill
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Needle into the penis?
Well, I hope sex is going to be better for you now.
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Re: Personal Information. [Re: Phluck]
#4700443 - 09/23/05 12:30 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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This thread has enlightened me to 2 afflictions of the human wang that I never knew existed.
Penile disorders are something I don't think about every day, but today I am grateful for my healthy wiener.
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Phluck
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Interesting, I'd never heard of that before. I guess people don't talk about their penises much.
I was thinking if things like having a short frenulum are so common, why don't they talk about that in health class? I would have perhaps been able to deal with this when I was younger... BEFORE I had to go through various embarassing sexual encounters where I had no idea what was wrong with me.
-------------------- "I have no valid complaint against hustlers. No rational bitch. But the act of selling is repulsive to me. I harbor a secret urge to whack a salesman in the face, crack his teeth and put red bumps around his eyes." -Hunter S Thompson http://phluck.is-after.us
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Phluck
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I think it's about two weeks until I'm healed up, I get to take the bandages off in three days, and in a month I've got a follow up appointment. It's a fairly simple little operation, I was up and walking around about an hour after it aw==was finfished, and I can pee normally and whatnot.
I'm a little nervous about getting an erection before its healed... that would SUCK.
-------------------- "I have no valid complaint against hustlers. No rational bitch. But the act of selling is repulsive to me. I harbor a secret urge to whack a salesman in the face, crack his teeth and put red bumps around his eyes." -Hunter S Thompson http://phluck.is-after.us
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OneMoreRobot3021
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Re: Personal Information. [Re: Phluck]
#4700479 - 09/23/05 12:39 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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Better delete all the pics of me from your computer then!
-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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Re: Personal Information. [Re: Phluck]
#4700483 - 09/23/05 12:40 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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Did they give you some sort of cream or ointment to put on it to help prevent infection and promote healing? If not yuo should ask them if there are any OTC things you can use to speed it up.
Infection on your dick would suck.
-------------------- Nothing says love like grannies prolapsed anus! quote]Urb said: I know... Its fucked up... Ill fix it minyana..[/quote]
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Re: Personal Information. [Re: Phluck]
#4700496 - 09/23/05 12:46 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Phluck said:
I'm a little nervous about getting an erection before its healed... that would SUCK.
it is inevitable.
-------------------- Use the Fucking Reply To Feature You Lazy Pieces of Shit! afoaf said: Jim, if you were in my city, I would let you fuck my wife.
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Phluck
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Re: Personal Information. [Re: mndfreeze]
#4700558 - 09/23/05 01:04 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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They gave me antibiotics to take. I can't really apply any cream at the moment because it's all wrapped up in gauze and I don't want to pull my foreskin back yet. The local anestheic is just starting to wear off, and it's naturally a bit sore.
-------------------- "I have no valid complaint against hustlers. No rational bitch. But the act of selling is repulsive to me. I harbor a secret urge to whack a salesman in the face, crack his teeth and put red bumps around his eyes." -Hunter S Thompson http://phluck.is-after.us
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Shroomism
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Re: Personal Information. [Re: Phluck]
#4700578 - 09/23/05 01:07 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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Fucking ouch. I'm glad I got circumcized like right when I was born.
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Re: Personal Information. [Re: Shroomism]
#4700587 - 09/23/05 01:08 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Shroomism said: Fucking ouch. I'm glad I got circumcized like right when I was born.
-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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Re: Personal Information. [Re: Phluck]
#4700597 - 09/23/05 01:09 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Phluck said: mndfreeze
???
-------------------- Men look at themselves and they see flawed humans, we look at women and we see perfect GODDESSES Women look at themselves and they seem utterly human, when looking at men they see proud GODS. ~Casil
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Phluck
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Re: Personal Information. [Re: Shroomism]
#4700598 - 09/23/05 01:09 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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Bah, I don't want to get circumcized, I'm glad I didn't. It really wansn't that painful at all, I was nervous, but it went over pretty easily. I've had many, many, many more painful experiences in my life.
We'll see what the healing is like, though.
-------------------- "I have no valid complaint against hustlers. No rational bitch. But the act of selling is repulsive to me. I harbor a secret urge to whack a salesman in the face, crack his teeth and put red bumps around his eyes." -Hunter S Thompson http://phluck.is-after.us
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Phluck
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Re: Personal Information. [Re: Todcasil]
#4700611 - 09/23/05 01:12 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Todcasil said:
Quote:
Phluck said: mndfreeze
???
Actually, that's a good question. I definitely didn't type that and I have no fucking clue where the hell that's from.
I also got a PM from afoaf: Title: Mnd Content: Frizzle.
So what the fuck? Is there some kind of weird h4xx0ring going on here?
-------------------- "I have no valid complaint against hustlers. No rational bitch. But the act of selling is repulsive to me. I harbor a secret urge to whack a salesman in the face, crack his teeth and put red bumps around his eyes." -Hunter S Thompson http://phluck.is-after.us
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