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OfflinePhluck
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    #4700400 - 09/23/05 02:19 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Okay, if you're easily queezed out, you might want to back off now.

There's a male problem that's actually fairly common, but most men either don't want to deal with it, or they just don't talk about it.

If you're uncircumcized, you've probably got a thing called a frenulum. It's a little piece of skin running from the underside of the head of the penis to the shaft. On something like 1 in 20 men, it's a little too short, this can make having sex painful, and it's pretty common for guys to actually tear it, and being that it's pretty much the most sensitive part of the penis, that would suck.

I had just this problem. Sex, especially vigorous sex was painful, which sucks. So, thanks to google, I found out all about the problem, and went to a urologist, and arranged for surgery, called a frenuloplasty, which basically grafts the frenuluminto a more comfortable position.

So this morning, I had an operation on my wang. They didn't even put me out completely, just an IV of fentanyl (VERY pleasant), then a local anaesthetic injected right into my penis (OW OWOOWOWOW), some snipping and sewing or something which I couldn't really feel at all, and that lasted all of about 3 minutes, and that was that. A whole lot easier than I would have expected it all to be.

So I got a prescription for Percocet, which is certainly awesome, plus I had a 20mg Oxycontin I had been saving for exactly this occasion, which I took. So I'm VERY nicely opiated.

So if all goes as planned, in a few weeks I'll be having the nicest sex of my life.

mndfreeze


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Re: Personal Information. [Re: Phluck]
    #4700412 - 09/23/05 02:21 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

congratulations on the successful penis operation.


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Re: Personal Information. [Re: Phluck]
    #4700415 - 09/23/05 02:22 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

TMI?


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-Erik Davis


Edited by OneMoreRobot3021 (09/23/05 02:28 PM)


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Re: Personal Information. [Re: Phluck]
    #4700431 - 09/23/05 02:27 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Double ouch. How long are you out of commission for that sort of thing?

Congrats to both of you..? or uh sorry to hear.. to both of you?


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Re: Personal Information. [Re: Phluck]
    #4700434 - 09/23/05 02:28 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

I had my cock pierced before, but I Couldn't stick it in a tight puckered asshole so I took them out.


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Re: Personal Information. [Re: Irradiated_Feces]
    #4700435 - 09/23/05 02:28 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Pretend you never read mine. :shiftyeyes:


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-Erik Davis


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Re: Personal Information. [Re: Phluck]
    #4700436 - 09/23/05 02:29 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

You shoulda got the nut snip while they were down there and helped the world be sure there would ever only be one phluck.


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Re: Personal Information. [Re: Irradiated_Feces]
    #4700440 - 09/23/05 02:29 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Needle into the penis?  :bitch:

Well, I hope sex is going to be better for you now. :smile:


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Re: Personal Information. [Re: Phluck]
    #4700443 - 09/23/05 02:30 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

This thread has enlightened me to 2 afflictions of the human wang that I never knew existed.

Penile disorders are something I don't think about every day, but today I am grateful for my healthy wiener.


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Re: Personal Information. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4700452 - 09/23/05 02:32 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Interesting, I'd never heard of that before. I guess people don't talk about their penises much.

I was thinking if things like having a short frenulum are so common, why don't they talk about that in health class? I would have perhaps been able to deal with this when I was younger... BEFORE I had to go through various embarassing sexual encounters where I had no idea what was wrong with me.


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Re: Personal Information. [Re: Irradiated_Feces]
    #4700472 - 09/23/05 02:37 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

I think it's about two weeks until I'm healed up, I get to take the bandages off in three days, and in a month I've got a follow up appointment. It's a fairly simple little operation, I was up and walking around about an hour after it aw==was finfished, and I can pee normally and whatnot.

I'm a little nervous about getting an erection before its healed... that would SUCK.


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Re: Personal Information. [Re: Phluck]
    #4700479 - 09/23/05 02:39 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Better delete all the pics of me from your computer then!


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-Erik Davis


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Re: Personal Information. [Re: Phluck]
    #4700483 - 09/23/05 02:40 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Did they give you some sort of cream or ointment to put on it to help prevent infection and promote healing?  If not yuo should ask them if there are any OTC things you can use to speed it up.

Infection on your dick would suck. :smile:


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Re: Personal Information. [Re: Phluck]
    #4700496 - 09/23/05 02:46 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Phluck said:

I'm a little nervous about getting an erection before its healed... that would SUCK.




it is inevitable.


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Re: Personal Information. [Re: mndfreeze]
    #4700558 - 09/23/05 03:04 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

They gave me antibiotics to take. I can't really apply any cream at the moment because it's all wrapped up in gauze and I don't want to pull my foreskin back yet. The local anestheic is just starting to wear off, and it's naturally a bit sore.


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Re: Personal Information. [Re: Phluck]
    #4700578 - 09/23/05 03:07 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Fucking ouch.
I'm glad I got circumcized like right when I was born.


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Re: Personal Information. [Re: Shroomism]
    #4700587 - 09/23/05 03:08 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomism said:
Fucking ouch.
I'm glad I got circumcized like right when I was born.




:thumbup:


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-Erik Davis


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Re: Personal Information. [Re: Phluck]
    #4700597 - 09/23/05 03:09 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Phluck said:
mndfreeze




???

:todcasil:


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Re: Personal Information. [Re: Shroomism]
    #4700598 - 09/23/05 03:09 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Bah, I don't want to get circumcized, I'm glad I didn't. It really wansn't that painful at all, I was nervous, but it went over pretty easily. I've had many, many, many more painful experiences in my life.

We'll see what the healing is like, though.


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Re: Personal Information. [Re: Todcasil]
    #4700611 - 09/23/05 03:12 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Todcasil said:
Quote:

Phluck said:
mndfreeze




???

:todcasil:




Actually, that's a good question. I definitely didn't type that and I have no fucking clue where the hell that's from.


I also got a PM from afoaf: Title: Mnd Content: Frizzle.

So what the fuck? Is there some kind of weird h4xx0ring going on here?


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