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fireworks_god
Sexy.Butt.McDanger
Registered: 03/12/02
Posts: 24,855
Loc: Pandurn
Last seen: 1 year, 2 months
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My Enlightened Truth
#4698457 - 09/22/05 11:35 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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It is my sincerest, deepest, and above-all, spiritual belief (I like the word spiritual because I can use it any way that I want to ) that I am the reincarnation of Terri Shiavo, and that I was personally involved with the technological processes that transformed the still living body of Elvis Presley into the being now known as George W. Bush. Aliens helped in this process. I hold this at the core of my spiritual awareness because it directly effects the way that I live my life; essentially, it makes me feel all warm and gooey inside.
Now, let's discuss! Of course, by discuss, I only mean, let's hug each other and say "hell yeah", suck each other off (not using this in a negative sense, as I quite enjoy getting sucked off, and have sucked others off ), and praise God that we share the experience of myself professing as truth my beliefs, based in reality or not. I have absolutely no interest in concerning myself with my direct perceptions of reality, I love to float around in the air like a piece of fluff.
Therefore, I will include this Disclaimer: Please do not post anything in this thread that calls into question my beliefs, or discusses my beliefs in any manner that will change them or bring new ideas up towards them. I only have two interests in posting my deeply held, spiritual beliefs, the first being to feel great when everyone can only post if they agree with me and praise me for being so exalted, and perhaps also setting a clumsy trap for those wily skeptics who go rabid over any oppurtunity to question anything. After all, it hurts when I am questioned, as reality is so suspossed to conform to myself, I'm that egotistical.
If you post any degrading and questioning replies in this thread, I will not relent with my seeking your banning. I have recent precedence to cite, damn it!
Peace.
-------------------- If I should die this very moment I wouldn't fear For I've never known completeness Like being here Wrapped in the warmth of you Loving every breath of you
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MushmanTheManic
Stranger
Registered: 04/21/05
Posts: 4,587
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Oh.
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fireworks_god
Sexy.Butt.McDanger
Registered: 03/12/02
Posts: 24,855
Loc: Pandurn
Last seen: 1 year, 2 months
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Quote:
MushmanTheManic said: Oh.
That wasn't a disappointed oh, was it?! I can understand if you were simply acknowledging what I had said, which is cool, because acknowlegement by another gratifies myself, as I have thusly been noticed, which means I'm validated.... but... if you were disappointed by what I had to say....
Redeem yourself so that I don't boycott you and demand your banning, and subsequent tanning of your hide.
Peace.
-------------------- If I should die this very moment I wouldn't fear For I've never known completeness Like being here Wrapped in the warmth of you Loving every breath of you
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ELECTRIC
I'm a Puppet
Registered: 07/21/05
Posts: 177
Loc: Bonded with string...
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ELECTRIC walks up to fireworks and taps him on the shoulder
Uuuuhhhh... Pa'don me s'ar... but uhh... those vixens ova there wanna get theyz hides tanned good'n prop'a...
I be need'n a bit a halp if ye don maind.
fireworks turns around.
"Yeaaahh, right... Bul...." *gasp*
-------------------- Nos confido phasmatis occultus in vicis postulo nostrum tutela donatus futurus.
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redgreenvines
irregular verb
Registered: 04/08/04
Posts: 38,063
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children playing in the sand box in the sunshine can get pretty serious between them. did you ever try your gifts out at on-line gambling?
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Moonshoe
Blue Mantis
Registered: 05/28/04
Posts: 27,202
Loc: Iceland
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" I love to float around in the air like a piece of fluff. "
me too.
meee tooo.
-------------------- Everything I post is fiction.
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MushmanTheManic
Stranger
Registered: 04/21/05
Posts: 4,587
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You got me all wrong, bro! 'Oh' is an acronym for 'Outrageously Hip'.
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BlueCoyote
Beyond
Registered: 05/07/04
Posts: 6,697
Loc: Between
Last seen: 3 years, 2 months
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quite obviously
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it stars saddam
Satan
Registered: 05/19/05
Posts: 15,571
Loc: Spahn Ranch
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Sounds like you've been doing some serious spiritual exploration man. You're hot on the path to enlightment, keep up the good work!
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Ravus
Not an EggshellWalker
Registered: 07/18/03
Posts: 7,991
Loc: Cave of the Patriarchs
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"The only interesting answers are those which destroy the questions." -Susan Sontag
-------------------- So long as you are praised think only that you are not yet on your own path but on that of another.
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