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SneezingPenis
ACHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!111!
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Tell the story.
#4699242 - 09/23/05 03:29 AM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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Once upon a time there was
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Todcasil
rogue DMT elf
Registered: 08/08/99
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this crazy cat (ya see cat is slang for a cool guy) and he was like, "woah man i cant believe my ears!"
just so happens he stumbled across a...
-------------------- Men look at themselves and they see flawed humans, we look at women and we see perfect GODDESSES Women look at themselves and they seem utterly human, when looking at men they see proud GODS. ~Casil
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DirtMcgirt
in a pinch
Registered: 10/20/04
Posts: 2,213
Loc: city of angels
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Re: Tell the story. [Re: Todcasil]
#4699263 - 09/23/05 03:52 AM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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(an) empty beer can. A cricket was inside who was capable of speaking the languages of humans and he said"...
-------------------- "And we, inhabitants of the great coral of the Cosmos, believe the atom (which still we cannot see) to be full matter, whereas, it too, like everything else, is but an embroidery of voids in the Void, and we give the name of being, dense and even eternal, to that dance of inconsistencies, that infinite extension that is identified with absolute Nothingness and that spins from its own non-being the illusion of everything."
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lechuck
hash smoker
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Posts: 1,124
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Re: Tell the story. [Re: DirtMcgirt]
#4699266 - 09/23/05 03:53 AM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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got beer, and jumped into a,...
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mndfreeze
Shroomery Secret Service
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Re: Tell the story. [Re: lechuck]
#4699270 - 09/23/05 03:57 AM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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typewriter that spoke from an anal opening.. It had a secret mission for you. It was as follows...
-------------------- Nothing says love like grannies prolapsed anus! quote]Urb said: I know... Its fucked up... Ill fix it minyana..[/quote]
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lechuck
hash smoker
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Re: Tell the story. [Re: mndfreeze]
#4699272 - 09/23/05 03:59 AM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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go to the wallmart to get guns, then,....
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DirtMcgirt
in a pinch
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Loc: city of angels
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Re: Tell the story. [Re: mndfreeze]
#4699279 - 09/23/05 04:04 AM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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come back. Wipe this typewriter's anus, its dirty and unclean. Shoot this talking cricket, he's not supposed to talk. The "cat" did so and went to...
-------------------- "And we, inhabitants of the great coral of the Cosmos, believe the atom (which still we cannot see) to be full matter, whereas, it too, like everything else, is but an embroidery of voids in the Void, and we give the name of being, dense and even eternal, to that dance of inconsistencies, that infinite extension that is identified with absolute Nothingness and that spins from its own non-being the illusion of everything."
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lechuck
hash smoker
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Re: Tell the story. [Re: DirtMcgirt]
#4699281 - 09/23/05 04:04 AM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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a whore house, cause he wanted his anus to be,....
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king_cobra
Stranger
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Posts: 2,752
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Re: Tell the story. [Re: lechuck]
#4699284 - 09/23/05 04:11 AM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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licked clean like a lollipop. one rimjob down, he then decides to
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Deadmaker
Stranger
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Re: Tell the story. [Re: king_cobra]
#4699287 - 09/23/05 04:19 AM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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kill his parents and have gay sex.
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SneezingPenis
ACHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!111!
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Re: Tell the story. [Re: king_cobra]
#4699288 - 09/23/05 04:19 AM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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With Al Rocher who asked
Edited by psilocyberin (09/23/05 04:20 AM)
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lechuck
hash smoker
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where is my money, then the cat pulled his ak47 aou and ,said " ok motherfuckers,....
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DirtMcgirt
in a pinch
Registered: 10/20/04
Posts: 2,213
Loc: city of angels
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Re: Tell the story. [Re: lechuck]
#4699292 - 09/23/05 04:24 AM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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Rocher, my homo lover, and that laudromat change guy are all going down." Rocher got up, took his shirt off and...
-------------------- "And we, inhabitants of the great coral of the Cosmos, believe the atom (which still we cannot see) to be full matter, whereas, it too, like everything else, is but an embroidery of voids in the Void, and we give the name of being, dense and even eternal, to that dance of inconsistencies, that infinite extension that is identified with absolute Nothingness and that spins from its own non-being the illusion of everything."
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SneezingPenis
ACHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!111!
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Re: Tell the story. [Re: DirtMcgirt]
#4699294 - 09/23/05 04:26 AM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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commenced to jiggle his man-breasts in a lewd fashion until
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lechuck
hash smoker
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Posts: 1,124
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Re: Tell the story. [Re: lechuck]
#4699299 - 09/23/05 04:28 AM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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the cat put the ak in his face and blowed his fuckin face out, then he went to a train station to go to,...
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DirtMcgirt
in a pinch
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Posts: 2,213
Loc: city of angels
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one fell off, smiled at the three, and said...
-------------------- "And we, inhabitants of the great coral of the Cosmos, believe the atom (which still we cannot see) to be full matter, whereas, it too, like everything else, is but an embroidery of voids in the Void, and we give the name of being, dense and even eternal, to that dance of inconsistencies, that infinite extension that is identified with absolute Nothingness and that spins from its own non-being the illusion of everything."
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SneezingPenis
ACHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!111!
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Re: Tell the story. [Re: DirtMcgirt]
#4699313 - 09/23/05 04:39 AM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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" The deification of the predominantly wealthy, famous or athletic is gradually subverting
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DirtMcgirt
in a pinch
Registered: 10/20/04
Posts: 2,213
Loc: city of angels
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what we really all want to worship ...sweaty, chubby, man-breasts!" The cool cat responded...
-------------------- "And we, inhabitants of the great coral of the Cosmos, believe the atom (which still we cannot see) to be full matter, whereas, it too, like everything else, is but an embroidery of voids in the Void, and we give the name of being, dense and even eternal, to that dance of inconsistencies, that infinite extension that is identified with absolute Nothingness and that spins from its own non-being the illusion of everything."
Edited by DirtMcgirt (09/23/05 04:46 AM)
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lechuck
hash smoker
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Re: Tell the story. [Re: DirtMcgirt]
#4699341 - 09/23/05 05:15 AM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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fuking homo, i only want to fuck,....(who?)
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KristiMidocean
fattie whale
Registered: 01/27/05
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Re: Tell the story. [Re: lechuck]
#4699365 - 09/23/05 05:52 AM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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President bush until he can't take it anymore and screams like a ....
-------------------- I live for LNC
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