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SneezingPenis
ACHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!111!
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Tell the story.
#4699242 - 09/23/05 03:29 AM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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Once upon a time there was
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Todcasil
rogue DMT elf
Registered: 08/08/99
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this crazy cat (ya see cat is slang for a cool guy) and he was like, "woah man i cant believe my ears!"
just so happens he stumbled across a...
-------------------- Men look at themselves and they see flawed humans, we look at women and we see perfect GODDESSES Women look at themselves and they seem utterly human, when looking at men they see proud GODS. ~Casil
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DirtMcgirt
in a pinch
Registered: 10/20/04
Posts: 2,213
Loc: city of angels
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Re: Tell the story. [Re: Todcasil]
#4699263 - 09/23/05 03:52 AM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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(an) empty beer can. A cricket was inside who was capable of speaking the languages of humans and he said"...
-------------------- "And we, inhabitants of the great coral of the Cosmos, believe the atom (which still we cannot see) to be full matter, whereas, it too, like everything else, is but an embroidery of voids in the Void, and we give the name of being, dense and even eternal, to that dance of inconsistencies, that infinite extension that is identified with absolute Nothingness and that spins from its own non-being the illusion of everything."
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lechuck
hash smoker
Registered: 06/22/05
Posts: 1,124
Loc: mediterranean sea
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Re: Tell the story. [Re: DirtMcgirt]
#4699266 - 09/23/05 03:53 AM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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got beer, and jumped into a,...
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mndfreeze
Shroomery Secret Service
Registered: 04/22/02
Posts: 20,538
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Re: Tell the story. [Re: lechuck]
#4699270 - 09/23/05 03:57 AM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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typewriter that spoke from an anal opening.. It had a secret mission for you. It was as follows...
-------------------- Nothing says love like grannies prolapsed anus! quote]Urb said: I know... Its fucked up... Ill fix it minyana..[/quote]
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lechuck
hash smoker
Registered: 06/22/05
Posts: 1,124
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Re: Tell the story. [Re: mndfreeze]
#4699272 - 09/23/05 03:59 AM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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go to the wallmart to get guns, then,....
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DirtMcgirt
in a pinch
Registered: 10/20/04
Posts: 2,213
Loc: city of angels
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Re: Tell the story. [Re: mndfreeze]
#4699279 - 09/23/05 04:04 AM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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come back. Wipe this typewriter's anus, its dirty and unclean. Shoot this talking cricket, he's not supposed to talk. The "cat" did so and went to...
-------------------- "And we, inhabitants of the great coral of the Cosmos, believe the atom (which still we cannot see) to be full matter, whereas, it too, like everything else, is but an embroidery of voids in the Void, and we give the name of being, dense and even eternal, to that dance of inconsistencies, that infinite extension that is identified with absolute Nothingness and that spins from its own non-being the illusion of everything."
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lechuck
hash smoker
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Posts: 1,124
Loc: mediterranean sea
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Re: Tell the story. [Re: DirtMcgirt]
#4699281 - 09/23/05 04:04 AM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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a whore house, cause he wanted his anus to be,....
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king_cobra
Stranger
Registered: 02/27/05
Posts: 2,752
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Re: Tell the story. [Re: lechuck]
#4699284 - 09/23/05 04:11 AM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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licked clean like a lollipop. one rimjob down, he then decides to
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Deadmaker
Stranger
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Re: Tell the story. [Re: king_cobra]
#4699287 - 09/23/05 04:19 AM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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kill his parents and have gay sex.
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SneezingPenis
ACHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!111!
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Re: Tell the story. [Re: king_cobra]
#4699288 - 09/23/05 04:19 AM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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With Al Rocher who asked
Edited by psilocyberin (09/23/05 04:20 AM)
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lechuck
hash smoker
Registered: 06/22/05
Posts: 1,124
Loc: mediterranean sea
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where is my money, then the cat pulled his ak47 aou and ,said " ok motherfuckers,....
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DirtMcgirt
in a pinch
Registered: 10/20/04
Posts: 2,213
Loc: city of angels
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Re: Tell the story. [Re: lechuck]
#4699292 - 09/23/05 04:24 AM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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Rocher, my homo lover, and that laudromat change guy are all going down." Rocher got up, took his shirt off and...
-------------------- "And we, inhabitants of the great coral of the Cosmos, believe the atom (which still we cannot see) to be full matter, whereas, it too, like everything else, is but an embroidery of voids in the Void, and we give the name of being, dense and even eternal, to that dance of inconsistencies, that infinite extension that is identified with absolute Nothingness and that spins from its own non-being the illusion of everything."
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SneezingPenis
ACHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!111!
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Re: Tell the story. [Re: DirtMcgirt]
#4699294 - 09/23/05 04:26 AM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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commenced to jiggle his man-breasts in a lewd fashion until
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lechuck
hash smoker
Registered: 06/22/05
Posts: 1,124
Loc: mediterranean sea
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Re: Tell the story. [Re: lechuck]
#4699299 - 09/23/05 04:28 AM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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the cat put the ak in his face and blowed his fuckin face out, then he went to a train station to go to,...
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DirtMcgirt
in a pinch
Registered: 10/20/04
Posts: 2,213
Loc: city of angels
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one fell off, smiled at the three, and said...
-------------------- "And we, inhabitants of the great coral of the Cosmos, believe the atom (which still we cannot see) to be full matter, whereas, it too, like everything else, is but an embroidery of voids in the Void, and we give the name of being, dense and even eternal, to that dance of inconsistencies, that infinite extension that is identified with absolute Nothingness and that spins from its own non-being the illusion of everything."
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SneezingPenis
ACHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!111!
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Re: Tell the story. [Re: DirtMcgirt]
#4699313 - 09/23/05 04:39 AM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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" The deification of the predominantly wealthy, famous or athletic is gradually subverting
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DirtMcgirt
in a pinch
Registered: 10/20/04
Posts: 2,213
Loc: city of angels
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what we really all want to worship ...sweaty, chubby, man-breasts!" The cool cat responded...
-------------------- "And we, inhabitants of the great coral of the Cosmos, believe the atom (which still we cannot see) to be full matter, whereas, it too, like everything else, is but an embroidery of voids in the Void, and we give the name of being, dense and even eternal, to that dance of inconsistencies, that infinite extension that is identified with absolute Nothingness and that spins from its own non-being the illusion of everything."
Edited by DirtMcgirt (09/23/05 04:46 AM)
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lechuck
hash smoker
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Posts: 1,124
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Re: Tell the story. [Re: DirtMcgirt]
#4699341 - 09/23/05 05:15 AM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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fuking homo, i only want to fuck,....(who?)
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KristiMidocean
fattie whale
Registered: 01/27/05
Posts: 3,702
Loc: Texas
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Re: Tell the story. [Re: lechuck]
#4699365 - 09/23/05 05:52 AM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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President bush until he can't take it anymore and screams like a ....
-------------------- I live for LNC
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lechuck
hash smoker
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weassel bitten by a snake, and then fuck barbara bush with a,...
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KristiMidocean
fattie whale
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Re: Tell the story. [Re: lechuck]
#4699374 - 09/23/05 05:58 AM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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Wiffle ball bat ............??
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ultralight
fury 762 where are you?
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And then shoves a live badger up her ass and drops her off at...
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Boom
just a tester
Registered: 06/16/04
Posts: 11,252
Loc: Cypress Creek
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Re: Tell the story. [Re: ultralight]
#4699635 - 09/23/05 08:38 AM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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the circus, where she'll be gangfucked and beat into submission while...
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OneMoreRobot3021
Registered: 06/06/03
Posts: 61,026
Loc: the sky
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Re: Tell the story. [Re: Boom]
#4699636 - 09/23/05 08:39 AM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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Hitler's corpse dances on an elephant graveyard, singing
-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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Shroomism
Space Travellin
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Posts: 66,015
Loc: 9th Dimension
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Re: Tell the story. [Re: Boom]
#4699640 - 09/23/05 08:40 AM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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penguins dancing on her writhing agonizing body.. as clowns...
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lechuck
hash smoker
Registered: 06/22/05
Posts: 1,124
Loc: mediterranean sea
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Re: Tell the story. [Re: Shroomism]
#4699661 - 09/23/05 08:47 AM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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fuck hitlers anus with sharp knifes, meanwhile in canada,...
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wharfrat12
Stronger thanDirt
Registered: 01/21/05
Posts: 377
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Last seen: 16 years, 2 months
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Re: Tell the story. [Re: lechuck]
#4699670 - 09/23/05 08:49 AM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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the Prime Minister sat down to a warm bowl of poutine and said...
-------------------- "Tell me the cost, I can pay let me go, tell me love is not lost. Sell everything, without love day to day insanity's king."
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HELLA_TIGHT
Madge the Smoking Vag
Registered: 08/19/03
Posts: 84,387
Loc: Afghanistan
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Re: Tell the story. [Re: wharfrat12]
#4699677 - 09/23/05 08:51 AM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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"what the fuck is this shit??" Then he vomited all himself since he was all hung over from the night before, and the meal looked like that prostitutes love nest, which he gave quite a pounding to the night before.
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Edited by HELLA_TIGHT (09/23/05 08:52 AM)
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lechuck
hash smoker
Registered: 06/22/05
Posts: 1,124
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Re: Tell the story. [Re: wharfrat12]
#4699679 - 09/23/05 08:52 AM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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where the fuck are my chicken nugets, but chicken had decided to raise a new order, the cat said,...
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lechuck
hash smoker
Registered: 06/22/05
Posts: 1,124
Loc: mediterranean sea
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Re: Tell the story. [Re: lechuck]
#4699685 - 09/23/05 08:53 AM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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defeated by a minute
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