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OfflineSneezingPenis
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Tell the story.
    #4699242 - 09/23/05 05:29 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Once upon a time there was


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OfflineTodcasil
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Re: Tell the story. [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #4699251 - 09/23/05 05:42 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

this crazy cat (ya see cat is slang for a cool guy) and he was like, "woah man i cant believe my ears!"

just so happens he stumbled across a...


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Men look at themselves and they see flawed humans, we look at women and we see perfect
GODDESSES
Women look at themselves and they seem utterly human, when looking at men they see proud
GODS.


~Casil



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InvisibleDirtMcgirt
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Re: Tell the story. [Re: Todcasil]
    #4699263 - 09/23/05 05:52 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

(an) empty beer can. A cricket was inside who was capable of speaking the languages of humans and he said"...


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"And we, inhabitants of the great coral of the Cosmos, believe the atom (which still we cannot see) to be full matter, whereas, it too, like everything else, is but an embroidery of voids in the Void, and we give the name of being, dense and even eternal, to that dance of inconsistencies, that infinite extension that is identified with absolute Nothingness and that spins from its own non-being the illusion of everything."


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Offlinelechuck
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Re: Tell the story. [Re: DirtMcgirt]
    #4699266 - 09/23/05 05:53 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

got beer, and jumped into a,...


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Re: Tell the story. [Re: lechuck]
    #4699270 - 09/23/05 05:57 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

typewriter that spoke from an anal opening.. It had a secret mission for you. It was as follows...


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Re: Tell the story. [Re: mndfreeze]
    #4699272 - 09/23/05 05:59 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

go to the wallmart to get guns, then,....


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InvisibleDirtMcgirt
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Re: Tell the story. [Re: mndfreeze]
    #4699279 - 09/23/05 06:04 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

come back. Wipe this typewriter's anus, its dirty and unclean. Shoot this talking cricket, he's not supposed to talk. The "cat" did so and went to...


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"And we, inhabitants of the great coral of the Cosmos, believe the atom (which still we cannot see) to be full matter, whereas, it too, like everything else, is but an embroidery of voids in the Void, and we give the name of being, dense and even eternal, to that dance of inconsistencies, that infinite extension that is identified with absolute Nothingness and that spins from its own non-being the illusion of everything."


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Re: Tell the story. [Re: DirtMcgirt]
    #4699281 - 09/23/05 06:04 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

a whore house, cause he wanted his anus to be,....


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Re: Tell the story. [Re: lechuck]
    #4699284 - 09/23/05 06:11 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

licked clean like a lollipop. one rimjob down, he then decides to


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Re: Tell the story. [Re: king_cobra]
    #4699287 - 09/23/05 06:19 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

kill his parents and have gay sex.


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OfflineSneezingPenis
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Re: Tell the story. [Re: king_cobra]
    #4699288 - 09/23/05 06:19 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

With Al Rocher who asked


Edited by psilocyberin (09/23/05 06:20 AM)


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Re: Tell the story. [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #4699290 - 09/23/05 06:21 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

where is my money, then the cat pulled his ak47 aou and ,said " ok motherfuckers,....


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InvisibleDirtMcgirt
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Re: Tell the story. [Re: lechuck]
    #4699292 - 09/23/05 06:24 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Rocher, my homo lover, and that laudromat change guy are all going down." Rocher got up, took his shirt off and...


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"And we, inhabitants of the great coral of the Cosmos, believe the atom (which still we cannot see) to be full matter, whereas, it too, like everything else, is but an embroidery of voids in the Void, and we give the name of being, dense and even eternal, to that dance of inconsistencies, that infinite extension that is identified with absolute Nothingness and that spins from its own non-being the illusion of everything."


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OfflineSneezingPenis
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Re: Tell the story. [Re: DirtMcgirt]
    #4699294 - 09/23/05 06:26 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

commenced to jiggle his man-breasts in a lewd fashion until


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Re: Tell the story. [Re: lechuck]
    #4699299 - 09/23/05 06:28 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

the cat put the ak in his face and blowed his fuckin face out, then he went to a train station to go to,...


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Re: Tell the story. [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #4699300 - 09/23/05 06:29 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

one fell off, smiled at the three, and said...


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"And we, inhabitants of the great coral of the Cosmos, believe the atom (which still we cannot see) to be full matter, whereas, it too, like everything else, is but an embroidery of voids in the Void, and we give the name of being, dense and even eternal, to that dance of inconsistencies, that infinite extension that is identified with absolute Nothingness and that spins from its own non-being the illusion of everything."


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Re: Tell the story. [Re: DirtMcgirt]
    #4699313 - 09/23/05 06:39 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

" The deification of the predominantly wealthy, famous or athletic is gradually subverting


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Re: Tell the story. [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #4699317 - 09/23/05 06:46 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

what we really all want to worship ...sweaty, chubby, man-breasts!" The cool cat responded...


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"And we, inhabitants of the great coral of the Cosmos, believe the atom (which still we cannot see) to be full matter, whereas, it too, like everything else, is but an embroidery of voids in the Void, and we give the name of being, dense and even eternal, to that dance of inconsistencies, that infinite extension that is identified with absolute Nothingness and that spins from its own non-being the illusion of everything."


Edited by DirtMcgirt (09/23/05 06:46 AM)


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Offlinelechuck
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Re: Tell the story. [Re: DirtMcgirt]
    #4699341 - 09/23/05 07:15 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

fuking homo, i only want to fuck,....(who?)


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Re: Tell the story. [Re: lechuck]
    #4699365 - 09/23/05 07:52 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

President bush until he can't take it anymore and screams like a ....


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