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Offlinecrispy
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Close calls with the law
    #469705 - 11/26/01 02:46 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Ride just pulled me over to check for drinking. I just woke up to use the john and then noticed there was no hot water. I thought after smoking a joint that it might be cool to go over to my girlfriends place so I can shower in the morning. I had smoked one in the car this afternoon so I rolled down the window and turned the fan and heater in the car on high. The orgasmic odor of kind bud filled the air. Cresting a hill on the expressway I saw the tell-tale strobes and police standing in the road with their light sabers. I rolled down the window more as i crept up to the phalanx of officers. The female cop frowned even deeper while thoughts of her naked with me and her and the light saber danced around my brain. I was clean but the smell was noticeable to me. The cop put her face 6 inches from mine and said "have you had anything to drink at all this evening , sir?", I smiled and replied "not a drop" and she waved me through. Have a good evening she said. " You too officer", I replied. Just a gentle reminder to those that say "Why would you drink and drive when you can smoke and fly?" They are out there, remember...


Edited by crispy (11/26/01 03:04 AM)


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Re: Close calls with the law [Re: crispy]
    #470053 - 11/26/01 03:09 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

great story man


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    #470073 - 11/26/01 03:27 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

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Edited by a3d0a3m (11/30/01 06:08 PM)


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Re: Close calls with the law [Re: a3d0a3m]
    #470086 - 11/26/01 03:38 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

That's a great story too. I guess the moral is, it's okay to break the law if you're a cop.


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Re: Close calls with the law [Re: a3d0a3m]
    #470171 - 11/26/01 04:55 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

driving a car while on a halucinogen is about the most idiotic and reckless thing one can do...


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Re: Close calls with the law [Re: crispy]
    #470183 - 11/26/01 05:13 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

I had an uncle who was killed at twenty three by a gal high on peyote who decided to park her car in the middle of a highway on a curve so she could go take a crap or whiz. Yep, he and his buddy come touring around the curve in their car and blam. Both killed. Do yourself and the rest of us a favor and don't drive while high.

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Re: Close calls with the law [Re: 40oz]
    #470185 - 11/26/01 05:15 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Right on, farty. I knew there would be something I would like about you.

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Re: Close calls with the law [Re: 40oz]
    #470294 - 11/26/01 07:27 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

first time i ever tripped was on acid and that was while i was delivering pizzas for a local pizza shop. it was so amazing i kept staring at the station buttons on the stereo; the #2 button always looked like 1/4" higher than the other 4 but i know it isnt. plus it was about sundown just after i peaked so it was just cool being outside. last time i was on a full eighth of shrooms i drove through a flushing fire hydrant with my window down. there was 5 of us all tripping various levels but me and tom were the only ones on an eighth. we were all soaked though and the noise was incredible. when we realized what happened we drove by the city workers and we all stared at them for some reason and they just kinda jumped and yelled 'HAH' while we passed trying to startle us. then we drove to our local sand pit/cliffs and proceeded to scale those. i remember being atop a rather large cliffside and watching the sand that i was loosening slide down in this fluid river of dry sand. that was sooooo amazing man i love summertime... :)


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Re: Close calls with the law [Re: crispy]
    #470321 - 11/26/01 08:09 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

YEARS AGO ,A COUPLE OF US WERE DOSED ON A FEW HITS. WE DECIDED TO FLY MY STUNTKITE. IT WAS 3-4 A.M. OUR PEAK WAS FULL TILT UNTIL COP SHOWED UP. HE TURNED OUT TO BE AMUSED MORE THAN ANYTHING. LATE NIGHT KITE FLYING KILLED ANY SUSPICION HE HAD. GOOD THING,TOO.


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Re: Close calls with the law [Re: crispy]
    #470322 - 11/26/01 08:09 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

YEARS AGO ,A COUPLE OF US WERE DOSED ON A FEW HITS. WE DECIDED TO FLY MY STUNTKITE. IT WAS 3-4 A.M. OUR PEAK WAS FULL TILT UNTIL COP SHOWED UP. HE TURNED OUT TO BE AMUSED MORE THAN ANYTHING. LATE NIGHT KITE FLYING KILLED ANY SUSPICION HE HAD. GOOD THING,TOO.


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