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OfflineMighty Bop
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Funny or Wrong?
    #4696333 - 09/22/05 07:14 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

I thought it might be pretty funny to give bums begging for change counterfeit money. Just the ones that beg, you know the kind I am talking about. I wouldn't ever do it to the ones that silently hold their sign or say nothing, those are good people :smile: What do you think?


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Re: Funny or Wrong? [Re: Mighty Bop]
    #4696351 - 09/22/05 07:17 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Sounds like a wrong, yet amusing way to pass your time. Can you imagine the look on the poor sod's face when you bust out that fake hundred and hand it over? He would go straight to the corner store, or if he is lucky, he will go to the crack dealer. I say lucky, but you know what I mean.


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Re: Funny or Wrong? [Re: blissedout]
    #4696357 - 09/22/05 07:18 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

I hate it when bums ask me for money. I could use money myself but I'm not asking people for money.


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Re: Funny or Wrong? [Re: Mighty Bop]
    #4696361 - 09/22/05 07:18 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

How is a person that asks for money on a sign have a better character then a person who asks for it lingually?


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Re: Funny or Wrong? [Re: bukkake]
    #4696366 - 09/22/05 07:19 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Do you have consistent access to food, water, and shelter?


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Re: Funny or Wrong? [Re: blissedout]
    #4696367 - 09/22/05 07:19 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

you'll end up getting some crack head killed for trying to score with a fake bill, wrong yet amusing


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Re: Funny or Wrong? [Re: dblaney]
    #4696374 - 09/22/05 07:20 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Yes.


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Re: Funny or Wrong? [Re: Mighty Bop]
    #4696375 - 09/22/05 07:20 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

That might be fun for a while, but then when you start getting investigated by the Secret Service (SS), it probably won't be so fun.

You could give them monopoly money or something, hehe.


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Re: Funny or Wrong? [Re: PS_Cubes]
    #4696377 - 09/22/05 07:21 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

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PS_Cubes said:
How is a person that asks for money on a sign have a better character then a person who asks for it lingually?



heh...I missed that part. Yeah, I think the fuckers that fly signs are just as much a bum as the rest. They are actuall a little bit lazier than the people that exert energy to ask you for money, but whatever. :rolleyes:


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Re: Funny or Wrong? [Re: Nashbar]
    #4696379 - 09/22/05 07:21 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

I wouldn't give them fake money.  I'm not a mean-spirited person like that.  But, to each his own. :smile:


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Re: Funny or Wrong? [Re: Mighty Bop]
    #4696380 - 09/22/05 07:21 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

federal crime


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Re: Funny or Wrong? [Re: PS_Cubes]
    #4696381 - 09/22/05 07:21 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

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How is a person that asks for money on a sign have a better character then a person who asks for it lingually?




They don't really, but in my experience, the ones asking for it are really annoying and rude.....


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Re: Funny or Wrong? [Re: bukkake]
    #4696395 - 09/22/05 07:23 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah man, most of them don't. If they don't ask for money, then chances are it isn't going to rain down from heaven, and the government doesn't give too much of a shit about them. What little money people give them probably goes towards food, water, and entertainment (magazines or liquor or something along those lines).


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Re: Funny or Wrong? [Re: License_to_Chill]
    #4696397 - 09/22/05 07:23 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

"Get the fuck out of my face" works. The nerve of some of these fucking people. I'm 19 and I'm standing at a bus stop with a backpack going to school, and have people at least double my age asking me for money or cigarettes.

I can't afford a car or insurance, but I can spare some money for you? Get a job.


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Re: Funny or Wrong? [Re: bukkake]
    #4696411 - 09/22/05 07:26 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

they don't offer anything to the community/society... I like eating, drinking and doing drugs just as much as the bums do


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Re: Funny or Wrong? [Re: bukkake]
    #4696413 - 09/22/05 07:26 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

bukkake said:
"Get the fuck out of my face" works. The nerve of some of these fucking people. I'm 19 and I'm standing at a bus stop with a backpack going to school, and have people at least double my age asking me for money or cigarettes.

I can't afford a car or insurance, but I can spare some money for you? Get a job.




Who will hire a person who is weak from mal-nutrition, stinks, looks like shit, has no "proper" home, and who could only take cash if they don't have a bank account.


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Re: Funny or Wrong? [Re: dblaney]
    #4696415 - 09/22/05 07:26 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Well, I like to think that I am a decent soul, too, but I am around these fucking nitwits every single day and believe me, they are useless! I offered this dude some change once, a few days ago and the fuckwad had the nerve to ask me for a 5!! Another time a guy was bumming change and I offered him half of my sub and the fucker said "I ain't hungry!". Bitch ass people don't get any respect from me!


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Re: Funny or Wrong? [Re: blissedout]
    #4696430 - 09/22/05 07:29 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

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Well, I like to think that I am a decent soul, too, but I am around these fucking nitwits every single day and believe me, they are useless! I offered this dude some change once, a few days ago and the fuckwad had the nerve to ask me for a 5!! Another time a guy was bumming change and I offered him half of my sub and the fucker said "I ain't hungry!". Bitch as people don't get any respect from me!




:lol:


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Re: Funny or Wrong? [Re: Nashbar]
    #4696434 - 09/22/05 07:29 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

I saw one guy the other day with a sign that said "All I got left from the divorce was this sign". Haha real funny, nice try buddy. Using the old marriage angle to get some money from the guys. Another person had a sign saying something like "Running from Katrina....." something or other. So she was trying to use the storm angle. Man these people........


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Re: Funny or Wrong? [Re: barfightlard]
    #4696440 - 09/22/05 07:30 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

He can take himself to a shelter, then a job agency. Anything as long as they stop hassling piss poor college students.


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